Sex with one of the hottest girls I've ever seen goes very wrong. What should I do?

cellphon · 2017-11-01T13:57:48+00:00

It was not her first night with a stranger, lol.

Shit happens, yeah it's embarrassing but just cut your loses, keep your chin up and go chase other girls.

Don't apologize or text.

Sisu6972 · 2017-11-01T14:03:28+00:00

Stop fucking Tinder sluts raw you dumbass. If you think this is her first random hookup, then I've got a bridge to sell you.

Don't worry about it. Who gives a shit. Don't apologize. It's not your fault that she brought condoms that didn't fit.

meaningintragedy · 2017-11-01T14:06:02+00:00

this was the first random hookup she's had in her entire life

😂😂😂😂😂

mrrooftops · 2017-11-01T14:07:38+00:00

Dude. She should be grateful you made an effort. She was the one with off-putting demands - why are you blaming yourself?

"Shit girl, you take around tiny dick condoms? etc etc"

If the situation were reversed who'd be blaming who?

Give a woman a chance to look down on you and she will become more abusive than Weinstein.

sadomasochrist · 2017-11-01T14:06:04+00:00

Framed it wrong. Instead of "why wasn't I hard" instead ask her how she can't get you hard. That isn't your job, fucking think about it. Why is that your job, to get hard?

TitsAndWhiskey · 2017-11-01T13:56:16+00:00

Shit happens. Fuck it, drive on.

askmrcia · 2017-11-01T15:20:22+00:00

this was the first random hookup she's had in her entire life

She's on tinder and she drove to you when she never met you??? Dude she done that shit ton of times. And let me tell you a little secret. All girls on tinder say they have not been on the app too long, they just downloaded the app and they never hookup on the first night. They all say that and they all full of shit.

I wouldn't even worry about this. And funny thing, I had the exact same experience like 4 years ago. Looking back at it, I'm glad my dick didn't get hard after she told me she was allergic to latex condoms. The chick was a huge whore.

She did give me head though, but I'm sure I would have caught something had I gone raw in her, which she tried to get me to do.

Yea don't even worry about this. What do you expect a whore to say? You really think a whore will blame herself on why you couldn't get hard? C'mon.

wowitsme123 · 2017-11-01T14:54:35+00:00

Thanks for the laugh

W_O_M_B_A_T · 2017-11-01T14:18:27+00:00

Sucks, but you had no control over the situation. Concerning yourself about things you can't control is stereotypically beta.

The advantage you have in this situation is that you understand that shit happens and can choose to let it go and not get worried.

Women can never live anything down. They blame themselves, then they blame men, then they blame themselves again. So amuse yourself watching her hamster wheel spin.

Kommanderdude · 2017-11-01T14:31:47+00:00

Stop putting her pussy on a pedestal.

Wrath_of_Trump · 2017-11-01T17:14:54+00:00

What should I do?

Learn. I fucked a girl who was allergic to condoms, they make sheepskin condoms for that reason. Be prepared - I'm learning this is the biggest part of the whole puzzle. Be prepared in every aspect.

And DO NOT APOLOGIZE for your dick being too big for her tiny special condoms.

clint_bronson · 2017-11-01T18:19:21+00:00

Well her night might've been ruined, but this post just brighten my day.

You see?, it was already worth it.

VasiliyZaitzev · 2017-11-02T00:46:06+00:00

Should I send her a quick message apologizing that the night was bad?

LOL. You just tryna get a second shot at Hottie the Ho.

imdar3ald3al · 2017-11-01T14:00:14+00:00

Nothing. And don't screw if you're on a vasoconstrictor.

dtyler86 · 2017-11-01T14:57:19+00:00

Her posting is the part that’s suspect to me. Why post? So people can ask what’s wrong and finish what you started maybe?

If I was in your position, and I have been (whiskey dick is a bitch), I’d probably try to bang her again, it’s just sex, but don’t feel bad for her. Posting about personal shit on snap is pretty shady of her.

lukeyj_gtfc · 2017-11-01T15:34:19+00:00

Don't apologise over text. That could easily be used against you or misconstrued as something it wasn't.

Bad event. Bad night. Don't fuck a stranger raw unless you really want hiv. Even with certificates. They're only good the minute they're done.

blackberryx · 2017-11-01T15:52:33+00:00

Moral of the story OP is that you need to have non latex condoms for occasions like this. So she ignoring you now and it’s time for you to let it go and move on, bad sex will happen throughout your life chalk it up as a lose and learn to prepare for situations like this.

circedgirlsarecleanr · 2017-11-01T16:18:01+00:00

Should I send her a quick message apologizing that the night was bad?

LOL. Man, forget about it. One bad night, move on. If you care so much you'll probably never see her again.

[deleted] · 2017-11-01T16:27:22+00:00

"Wish this night never happened" oh man, I would be rolling laughing if she posted that after leaving my place.

AlphaGrad · 2017-11-01T16:34:21+00:00

ghost and get tested

DubbleFUPAwitCheez · 2017-11-01T17:35:25+00:00

This looks like a thread that should be like those screen caps from 4chan. Just a series of laughing reaction pics.

She brought paperwork saying she's std free

First random hookup

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/690/758/731.jpg

thebadmanpuntdbaxter · 2017-11-01T19:20:05+00:00

There's always another hot chick you havent fucked up royally with. Rub some dirt in it and move on

OBasileus · 2017-11-01T20:56:01+00:00

Nothing to apologize for, don't even feel embarrassed

GunsGermsAndSteel · 2017-11-01T21:11:06+00:00

Yeah sometimes I also take a medicine that fucks up my boners, so to counteract that I take viagra. It’s fucking awesome. Can’t say enough good things about it.

beta_no_mo · 2017-11-02T09:35:20+00:00

What did she do for you throughout this entire interaction?

Early on after my divorce, I had three ED experiences. My ex was my only sexual partner prior to all of this. The stress of her cheating and the split combined with my "inexperience" gave me psych-driven ED.

Two of the chicks were cool as fuck about it, didn't even mention it and we more than made up for lost time later once I got comfortable.

The third started questioning me about it and actually started teasing me, so I just stopped. She apologized as I went to leave and begged me to come back. So, I stayed long enough to have her help jerk me off (with a plan in mind that gave me all the motivation I needed) and she leaned back to let it go on her chest, but I grabbed it at the last second and blew it in her face. While she groped around for a towel, I got dressed and bounced with my phone blowing up soon after I drove away. I blocked her and moved on to the next one.

Moral of the story: a chick worth fucking will put in effort to ensure YOU have a good time and absolutely won't give to suit if you aren't up to your usual standard. The worst thing you can do is give a fuck and beat yourself up about what some low-effort skank with her own condoms and STD papers(!) thinks about your dick.

[deleted] · 2017-11-01T14:43:03+00:00

Ask yourself why you feel bad. Is it because you bend your morality to serve whatever values hot women tell you they have? Is it because you are afraid you abused this woman and she might go to the police? Is it because you have a conscience and realize that even sex with a hottie like this isn’t going to make you happy, and you’re now waking up to the fact that your matrix is becoming apparent?

If it’s the latter, there’s hope. If the former, you’re still trapped by all the ignorant illusions that this sub is going to destroy for you. Jesus Christ is the way, the truth, and the life; and no hottie like this or any system that utilizes apps and game is going to serve you as a worthy ultimate goal. Naysayers will ridicule me, or Him, but they disregard the fact that God is the good guy in every conceivable area. He is a help in times of trouble, and his advice works. Every time.

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