“I want two boyfriends”

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-04-12T18:35:45+00:00

I mean - she is the size/weight of two people.

But in answer - No.

TopShelfPrivilege · 2021-04-12T18:51:29+00:00

She meant for breakfast.

2021-04-12T18:42:15+00:00

Lady, just because you have the mass of two women doesn't mean you get two men.

CletusfromtheHoller · 2021-04-12T18:36:08+00:00

25 I don't think so.

Anonymous_fiend · 2021-04-12T19:38:18+00:00

Imagine fds reaction if a guy posted he wants two girlfriends.

Natriumzyanid · 2021-04-12T18:59:20+00:00

i love how wymyn have no style in their surrounding. Chicks making pics in front of a shit up bathroom etc ^^

Old_snowboarder · 2021-04-12T18:39:21+00:00

I don't think being the town bike really counts as 'cycling'

reignoferror00 · 2021-04-12T21:38:54+00:00

She has a fantasy of a man carrying her over the threshold, but is realistic enough to know that it will take at least two guys to do that.

Toaster224 · 2021-04-12T18:45:20+00:00

One boyfriend is too much to ask for.

YouSaidChicken · 2021-04-12T18:53:32+00:00

I guess she ate the last two BFs

GrannyLesbian · 2021-04-12T19:58:56+00:00

She really likes Country Music.....wonder if Country Music feels the same about her?

Wildhouse83 · 2021-04-12T20:28:55+00:00

She is two women.

Shiny_Snorlax_1961 · 2021-04-12T19:26:18+00:00

If boyfriends are allocated according to the weight of the woman she deserves two.

Winter-Ad-3047 · 2021-04-12T23:11:34+00:00

She's a rough looking 25

12inchbamboo · 2021-04-12T20:55:33+00:00

She wants to boyfriends who will to be her donkeys who she will manipulate to pay her bills with the hope of making their dick wet.

khillik · 2021-04-12T21:38:07+00:00

She's been messing with a few chubby chasers, whom she found moderately attractive and they gave her a ego boost. Now she thinks she can have her cake & eat it too...no pun intended...(but she probably did eat all the cake)

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-04-12T23:08:27+00:00

She'll get what she wants. Her wants have lead her to the size she is currently. She can get two homeless guys or an ex-con to house. The one thing she'll never get is a man worth a damn. Her weight excludes any productive man looking for commitment.

2021-04-12T20:42:16+00:00

She should be happy with one. Yikes. She doesn’t have the SMV to get one or she would not be looking.

abarthvader · 2021-04-12T20:57:55+00:00

One for the plug and one for the load.

silly_birb · 2021-04-12T21:49:47+00:00

Sure, just don't pick me.

NohoTwoPointOh · 2021-04-12T21:54:24+00:00

She's right though. I think she needs two men and the rest of you are being completely unreasonable.

Left tackle and the fullback should be able to protect the QB from her long enough for the skinny post to develop. Though we hate it, some situations indeed call for the double-team.

danger_noodl · 2021-04-12T22:00:01+00:00

And I want a 7 figure salary

DrDog09 · 2021-04-12T22:20:28+00:00

“I want two boyfriends”

No, you NEED 2 boyfriends you are that large.

Blazed-Doughnut · 2021-04-12T22:50:08+00:00

She looks like a fucking boyfriend...

Title	“I want two boyfriends”
Author	LLL3peat
Upvotes	42
Comments	33
Date	April 12, 2021 6:30 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/mpk3iy/i_want_two_boyfriends/
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