Your commitment to this obese, single mom needs to be as strong as the weight limit on that sink.

Cursedwithknowing · 2021-02-28T13:16:40+00:00

That poor sink.

lotsofhubris · 2021-02-28T13:34:37+00:00

A fat, alcoholic, single mom. Sign me up

idcawom · 2021-02-28T13:49:44+00:00

"Bet I can outdrink you." She is an alcoholic. Where is the benefit in a person, who chugs down shot after shot and doesn't take notice, of her worsening alcohol poisoning?

Too much alcohol consumption is a red flag.

smugkat · 2021-02-28T16:00:24+00:00

21 years old. This is not even her final form.

ugm616 · 2021-02-28T13:13:59+00:00

Isn't this Bestiality?

an-independent-man · 2021-02-28T13:13:20+00:00

Looking for Commitment??? Why didn't she commit to her baby daddy?

NeverNeverLandIsNow · 2021-02-28T13:59:13+00:00

I bet she can outdrink me, not that I would risk drinking around that behemoth.

Sake99 · 2021-02-28T13:23:06+00:00

Her fatty biceps is bigger than mine, which is 18 inches.

nineworthy · 2021-02-28T13:37:56+00:00

Pages like this make me happy I’m permabanned from tinder

GreekBastardo · 2021-02-28T14:33:04+00:00

Bet you can out eat me also, lmfao.

redhandsblackfuture · 2021-02-28T15:39:12+00:00

Oh isnt photographer just code for unemployed

Chiliresident · 2021-02-28T14:02:19+00:00

Well she’s clearly been doing her bicep curls .

whoa_athray · 2021-02-28T17:04:40+00:00

Fat alcoholic with tattoos? And they say Femininity is a thing of the past!

ChadTheImpailer · 2021-02-28T15:13:56+00:00

Throw her back in. Some asshole even tattooed this poor sea creature.

MentORPHEUS · 2021-02-28T18:51:23+00:00

Wow, as a professional photographer she was able to perfectly recreate the bottom-o'-barrel aesthetic of the typical single woman dating site profile pic, by composing and shooting this lovely bathroom selfie taken in a filthy mirror.

A memorable interaction from a time I was actively using OLD. This typically self absorbed profile listed exactly ONE hobby/interest/thing she brings to the table: Photography. So, I composed a nice 2 paragraph initial response, detaining some interesting pics I got of starry sky and campsite with an 8 second exposure and flash on a tripod. The response I got back:

IDK ANYTHING ABOUT ANY OF THAT I JUST LIKE TAKING PICTURES WITH MY IPHONE

HATECELL · 2021-02-28T13:47:45+00:00

Her age kinda surprises me (if it's the truth). Doesn't the "I'm done fucking around and want a loyal supporter who takes care of me and my sex souvenirs"-phase normally start a lot later?

2021-02-28T15:30:20+00:00

she's only 21?!?!?!

Oy vey.........

f3wl · 2021-02-28T15:58:19+00:00

I have a feeling the only thing she photographs is her fat ass and her “world” aka little breydan with her cellphone.

Thatsyourissue · 2021-02-28T19:40:20+00:00

Public service announcement. Fat pigs like this never take birth control. Fear of being alone leads them to try and trap a guy

Hy3w_mong0u5 · 2021-02-28T14:18:59+00:00

"Bet I can outdrink you"

Didn't even NEED to add "bet I can outeat you"

crew6dawg0 · 2021-02-28T16:02:28+00:00

"Bet I can out drink you"

You spell eat wrong.

Repulsive-Wishbone56 · 2021-02-28T16:18:23+00:00

She probably loves wearing yoga pants because they fit so nicely....

Old_snowboarder · 2021-02-28T17:06:31+00:00

I don't know about out drink me but clearly she can out eat just about anyone

mustangfrank · 2021-02-28T20:08:48+00:00

The classic, I can be fat, but you cannot be short. I am surprised she also don't make the demand that she does not date overweight men.

She: I am plus sized, so only real healthy men i.e. no fat men, need apply.

Sid_Insidious · 2021-02-28T22:01:09+00:00

You'd need 12 inches to do that thing. The first 8 inches is just to get in range.

A regular 6 inch gun won't even put a DENT in THAT battleship.

Gaiinahat · 2021-03-01T03:47:07+00:00

For someone who claims to be a photographer, she sure does take really shitty pictures.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-03-01T03:52:57+00:00

Her current size is bigger than this 10 mo. old selfie. I'm sure she has scent to boot.

ltde5150 · 2021-03-01T12:57:19+00:00

“Photographer”

Can’t muster up a better shot than a terrible bathroom selfie (with the flash on, no less...)

Aldabruzzo · 2021-03-01T16:27:39+00:00

Yeah.... Some women shouldn't do shelfies.

Itburns12345 · 2021-03-01T18:36:33+00:00

Looks like the next man shel need is a plumber....sinks arent large weight bearing devices ladies

2021-03-03T11:57:28+00:00

Let's talk about that line

"5'5" because that matters"

That's her way of saying she wants a tall man. Fat chicks demanding tall men is not acceptable. She needs to date short fat men.

DemoniteBL · 2021-03-04T09:41:17+00:00

I'm 22 and I never want children anyway, but how the hell can you manage a child at this age? I feel like a kid myself sometimes.

Mrconjman · 2021-03-09T07:21:58+00:00

Bet I can out drink you really means: "I have an uncontrolled drinking problem and I want it to seem fun"

drchadick · 2021-02-28T16:25:57+00:00

Berzerk armes. She will bear you strong chad sons.

Euphoric-Cycle1688 · 2021-02-28T16:37:34+00:00

holy crap

FreuleKeures · 2021-02-28T17:40:56+00:00

Is BBW big black wiener?

EffectiveBlackCat · 2021-02-28T18:13:47+00:00

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mustangfrank · 2021-02-28T18:14:07+00:00

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reignoferror00 · 2021-02-28T18:15:00+00:00

"Not here for games or to waste anyone's time" - unless it is wasting time doing drinking games.

"Looking for commitment" - your best bet is asking at a mental ward.

richflys · 2021-02-28T18:16:28+00:00

Nothing worse than trying to fuck a passed out drunk! /s

NickTesla2018 · 2021-02-28T19:21:02+00:00

Question: Why the height mention? Is the human zeppelin demanding a tall guy?!

EffectiveBlackCat · 2021-02-28T23:31:26+00:00

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Taint-Punch · 2021-03-01T00:34:31+00:00

Her tats probably look like graffiti on a battleship.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-03-02T03:30:50+00:00

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Title	Your commitment to this obese, single mom needs to be as strong as the weight limit on that sink.
Author	asdf333aza
Upvotes	205
Comments	101
Date	February 28, 2021 1:11 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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