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[–]FormedBoredom 251 points252 points253 points 6 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Fat and stupid, a real catch.
[–]Spacklerx 64 points65 points66 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Oh snap. It’s gonna get interesting in that household at dinner!
[–]SleepDeprivedUserUK 51 points52 points53 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Oh snap.
Fuck! Mom just bought those chairs!
[–]De-Sync_Man 12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That’s fucking good
[–]UnholyPrognosi 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No it isn't! New chairs are expensive and you just gotta buy the whole set or else it'll look out of place.
[–]StarkweatherRoadTrip"I cut my teddy bear a butthole and fucked it from 12-15" 13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean if you like pork.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh snap, both my arms broke!
Fuck my cankles!
[–]gottableachdaanus 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s called Fat Fuck.
[–]slab_of_beef 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Weird how the fat ones tend to also be stupid, weird.
[–]hollywood326 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
From my experience they’re also the ones more likely to ask for universal healthcare. Really makes you think, doesn’t it?
[–]BoyKingMB 111 points112 points113 points 6 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
Murdered by her brother barely 1m after she posted this.He worked fast haha
[–][deleted] 50 points51 points52 points 6 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
"You work fast, nigga!"
(I'm not trying to be racist I'm quoting a game plz no ban me)
[–]gottableachdaanus 17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
,,You know I just got off the plane”.
[–]plaidfilly 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"....good thing we found you, and retrieved the murder weapon."
[–]marcdale92 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No issues here
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cool!
[+]SwitchTruther -10 points-9 points-8 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
/u/nwordcountbot /u/Slipperycheese1
[–]nwordcountbot 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Thank you for the request, comrade.
I have looked through slipperycheese1's posting history and found 1 N-words, of which 0 were hard-Rs.
[–]Selrisitai 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
/u/selrisitai /u/Slipperycheese1
[–]Selrisitai -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
/u/Slipperycheese1 /u/selrisitai
[–]SwitchTruther -3 points-2 points-1 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
What an amateur
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
What the fuck?
[–]SwitchTruther -4 points-3 points-2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
/u/nwordcountbot /u/SwitchTruther
[–]nwordcountbot -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I have looked through switchtruther's posting history and found 1 N-words, of which 0 were hard-Rs.
[–]SwitchTruther 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'll try harder
[–]TractionJackson 61 points62 points63 points 6 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
That's an excuse fat chicks use to justify their body weight. I'm a guy, and when I lost weight I had to eat perfectly healthy meals, absolutely zero junk food. I also did 60-90 minutes of cardio on the elliptical machine 28 days month, burning at least 1000 calories each time. And I only lost 5 pounds per month.
Dumb, fatass bitches.
[–]CttCJim 19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Honestly most people can make a huge difference just switching to drinking only water.
[–]TractionJackson 12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Zero calories? That means I can eat whatever I want!”
[–]Valac_I whiteKnight for fatties 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This.
I was getting fat and couldn't figure out why for a little while.
It was my sweet tea consumption I switched to just water boom no issues.
[–]CounterSniper 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I only drink water and I’m fat as fuck. Might be the spinal injury and the multiple sclerosis though. *shrugs
[–]jm51 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I steadily lost weight on a carnivore diet. No starving myself, I ate when I was hungry. No exercise either although I did become a bit more active when the feelgood side effect of the diet kicked in.
[–]didnotreddit12 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/HydroHomies up top!
[–]11bNg 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes I've done the same stopped with the juice and soda went to water shut was cash
[–]nosoupforyou 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
28 days? So you rested on your lazy ass the other 2-3 days of the month? No wonder!
j/k
Were you gaining muscle while losing weight? I've been using the elliptical machine and noticed I've been improving my stamina. I think my legs and arms are stronger too.
[–]TractionJackson 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I gained some muscle, but I think it was pretty lean. I lifted a bit once or twice a week to add some definition, mostly for upper body. But I didn't get bulky, just enough so I didn't look like a distance runner.
Keep up the hard work and you'll be fucking like a race horse in no time.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Would riding a bicycle count towards cardio workout? I’ve been trying to find a way to do cardio without having to buy a whole piece of exercise equipment.
[–]TractionJackson 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It should technically count. It just didn't work out too well for me because it always worked the same muscles the same way, so they never had a chance to recover properly. That's why I went to the gym to use the elliptical. It can change it's range, or whatever it's called, to work out the muscles a little differently. Just enough to keep them from burning out.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah, gotcha. Thanks!
[–]Vaako211 points 6 years ago [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
if you wanna lose fat I wouldnt look on the weight anyway since muscles weight more and if you do weight lifting you lose fat in the long run and you dont have to exercise every day, but not many women want to do much weight lifting and not many people in general can keep it up to do cardio everyday
[–]TractionJackson 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
They could also eat healthy. I've lost weight doing it that way, after I started slacking on the exercise and gained some weight back. It takes longer, but still requires discipline which few people have.
[–]Vaako211 points 6 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
yeah eating is more important than exercise sure but if you come to the age of like 60 that wont be enough anymore when the muscle mass is reducing you have to exercise regulary even if its just walking 1hour every day
[–]TractionJackson 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well fuck my life.
[–]N_E-Z-L_P-10-C 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And women store fat in certain areas, not everywhere. Anything extra is being overweight.
[–]Lumpada 15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men need at least 2% body fat to be alive. Women need at least 10%. not 80%
[–]seanightowl 12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck, that was brutal. Sometimes the truth hurts.
[–]nosoupforyou 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
My whole family was fat on my dad's side. All of my siblings and I were fat. When I met my aunts, they were all fat. Not saying it's fat genes, but there might be a genetic predisposition to eat and be lazy.
Or maybe it's just a family trait passing on bad habits.
But it's no less difficult for guys to lose weight than it is for women.
[–]johnny_riko 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
but there might be a genetic predisposition to eat and be lazy
As a geneticist, I'd say it's more likely that you all share the same upbringing which has a large impact on people's exercise and diet habits for the rest of their life. Genes for being lazy wouldn't have faired very well in hunter gathered society.
[–]nosoupforyou 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are correct. I actually should have said there might be genes to load up on food and become fat because being fat might have been a survival trait. Also, using less energy to do the same work.
However, I'm just a layman and am only theorizing out of my ass.
But I do agree with you that it's more likely the upbringing, or as I said, a family trait.
[–]DieEnte85 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Actually a real-life example: being a fat girl gets you laid nevertheless. being a fat dude will kill your paycheck cuz them hookers aint cheap man.
[–]kiaeej 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good job. Call out the lying lazy twat. Dont out up with her shit. See how fast she changes her tune when no one will take her.
[–]SelectAirline 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
TIL calories are sexist
[–]GamerSTDs 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh shit... then my belly must make me a 25% victim woman
[–]PMmehakunamaTATAS 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Please post if you do waternibba.
& please do it just once for all of us
Edit: Fuck I’m an idiot & meant to reply to u/truewaternibba down below
[–]Tylarbot_Supreme 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Big oof
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why i do imagine a gude spining amd shooting someone with a 12gauge off a balcony after reading this?
[–]Daniel0739 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn, can I get an F for that sad walrus girl?
[–]ISAF_Griever 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol damn. I would love to see her reaction to this.
[–]Obesedick 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ohhhhhhhhhh
Actions speak louder than words, and bitches love posting on facebook....
[–]eevannee 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/nothowgirlswork
How about no.
[–]AssassinTable 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh jesus that was brutal
[–]didnotreddit12 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sweet Home Alabama playing stops.
[–]juryriggedduty 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
big bro roast
[–]Pandoras-Soda-Can 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
God, ya know until she tried justifying it with genetics she could have had an argument. For instance I do think that “fat shaming” in terms of more fat bullying can be worse for women because the psychologies are different, they are more prone to internalize it and brood on it while a man is more apathetic and has to have it ingrained more into their insecurities
Btw fat bullying as I’m defining it is just being a bully, it’s not really even about the person being fat, it’s just using that as a tool to play to their insecurities and bully
[–]MiscllaneousShitPost 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can be genetically predisposed to weigh more, even I have that gene according to 23&me but when I used to labour for a scaffolding company I ate greasy kebabs every day for dinner and was in great shape, now my job is a bit more relaxed my beer belly is developing very very quickly.
Unless you have some sort of thyroid problem or disease I'm unaware of there is no fat gene that cant be rectified with hard work and exercise, some people just have to put in more effort than others.
Calories in to calories out, theres nothing more too it than that.
[–]TrueWaterNibba 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ameriburgers in general are fat, lazy, and sloth like. When I see fat fucks on the scooters in grocery stores I would like to tip them over.
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