When a crazy woman tried to sue Keanu Reeves in paternity suit seeking $3 million a month in spousal support and $150,000 a month in retroactive child support. And she didn't believe the DNA tests.

rationalthought314 · 2019-05-30T10:04:03+00:00

Wolfson suggested Reeves may not seek to enforce the cost order, even though he is still on the hook for $85,000 in legal bills.

85k to refute the allegations of an obvious nutjob? This is a result of giving great power without great responsibility (or any for that matter) to a portion of the population. Reeves can afford it but if he was a regular joe this would ruin him financially all because a woman didn't take her medication.

paracog · 2019-05-30T10:14:24+00:00

"Always believe women!"

tenchineuro · 2019-05-30T12:42:25+00:00

BARRIE, Ont. - Allegations that Keanu Reeves disguised himself as an Ontario woman's husband and fathered her four children are too far-fetched to be credible, an Ontario judge ruled Thursday, though he added he doesn't doubt the woman herself truly believes them.

Karen Sala had alleged that Reeves was the father of her four adult children and was seeking $3 million a month in spousal support and $150,000 a month in retroactive child support.

Further allegations contained in an affidavit from Sala ranged from the fanciful to the mundane. She alleged Reeves told her he would take her to the Academy Awards and that they would get married. She also alleged he helped her move to this central Ontario city and that she runs into him at the local McDonald's and No Frills grocery store.

In her affidavit, Sala suggested Reeves uses hypnosis and disguises himself as different people, including her now ex-husband, who Reeves' lawyer Lorne Wolfson said is the real father, as is stated in documents in their divorce proceedings.

While Sala said she has no money and is on the verge of losing her home, Graham ordered her to pay $15,000 to Reeves for costs incurred. He said celebrities such as Reeves are vulnerable to "spurious" lawsuits and a message must be sent. Wolfson suggested Reeves may not seek to enforce the cost order, even though he is still on the hook for $85,000 in legal bills.

Graham noted Reeves offered to not seek costs if Sala dropped her suit after the DNA results came back showing he was not the father. But Sala questioned the validity of the test, raising the possibility of tampering or that Reeves used hypnosis to affect the results.

Wow, just wow.

I thought being 'the one' only gave him power in The Matrix? :-)

JackFisherBooks · 2019-05-30T13:40:17+00:00

Some parts of this story are funny, but this issue is no laughing matter. This woman, who I doubt is of sound mind, made a serious accusation of a man and demanded a sizable chunk of his assets. Thankfully, the court didn't buy it and Keanu's reputation is untarnished. But what if she'd made the accusation against someone who isn't as respected? What if she said someone like Alec Baldwin had fathered her children? Would it seem as ridiculous?

False accusations are serious and do a huge disservice to actual victims, male and female alike. I really hope this woman faces some form of punishment or gets some kind of help because she's doing more damage than she realizes.

Colonel_FuzzyCarrot · 2019-05-30T09:37:19+00:00

Had to laugh at "Marty Spencer".

Itsjustjessienowbro · 2019-05-30T15:40:34+00:00

Keanu Reeves is such a positive human being, I can't believe anybody would do this to him.

jonnytechno · 2019-05-30T17:20:46+00:00

Come on guys, #believeallwomen. /s

GrantNexus · 2019-05-30T13:52:19+00:00

Those poor kids.

LongjumpingChance · 2019-06-19T18:05:03+00:00

dafug this mad bitch for real???

Criket · 2019-05-30T11:00:21+00:00

Since when women believe in logic, science and technology?

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