Our ideal man is Slenderman.

15 feet tall, so hot

No pesky discernable facial features to distract us from his height

And he wears a suit so he's gotta be rich as hell

That's like, literally all the things that matter! Personality? Hobbies? The whole supernatural murder thing? Who cares, he's tall!

And obviously since I'm a woman I can speak on behalf of all women ever, ignore everyone who disagrees with me because that means they're also disagreeing with you. After all, I'm the one saying you're right.