Fresh out of getting knocked up and wants a family man.

Joaquino7997 · 2023-09-15T15:06:43+00:00

LMMFAO....if this isn't the quintessential definition of "dual mating strategy," then I don't know what is.

Women don't even allow men to sire their OWN children.

She's bringing two along with her and the third in tow...she'll just TELL everyone that baby is his.

What the freak is WRONG with these women?!?!?

KrazyJazz · 2023-09-15T15:01:25+00:00

Only 2 kids? Pregnant with a third? Awesome!

Where can potentially lucky guys sign for such a magnificent financial and emotional Via Crucis?

lotsofhubris · 2023-09-15T14:02:32+00:00

How many baby daddies between 3 kids…the over under is 2.5

Historical_Branch391 · 2023-09-15T16:08:43+00:00

It only took her 3 kids to settle down, huh. We got a keeper.

Hugeknight · 2023-09-15T18:50:06+00:00

"They are my world"

This phrase has started to make me sick whenever I read it.

Profitglutton · 2023-09-16T05:39:18+00:00

No fuck boys

I guarantee you she’ll be running to those fuck boys as soon as she’s locked down the family man she’s looking for.

mustangfrank · 2023-09-15T22:09:50+00:00

Soon to have 3 children and NOW wants to settle down. I think she got the sequence wrong. Get married, have husband and then father of kids. It would be interesting to know who daddy was?

Land_of_the_Losers · 2023-09-16T04:10:35+00:00

3 kids before age 30, without having tied the knot with a long-term father figure.

Also feels the need to specify "no fuck boys", as if that has been a problem in the relationship she has just come out of.

Is asking for a "family man", while herself pregnant with another man's child.

Yeah... this is why good parents teach their daughters to choose very carefully who they mate and procreate with.

Secret_Section6280 · 2023-09-16T02:11:42+00:00

Where do these women get the idea that guys want that situation?! The must be deluded into thinking they are on some kind of pedestal.

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2023-09-15T16:48:17+00:00

Hmmm, looks like she well on her way to becoming a blue-haired old lady

Zefirez · 2023-09-15T22:11:20+00:00

Now now, let's not bash this fine young lady.
She's has shown remarkable resolve and steadfastness in face of overwhelmingly difficult odds.

She's not some cheap karen what wants a family man after a fuck boy does her dirty and now it's time to pay the bill.
She has her self respect! It took most likely a full train of fuckboys and no less than 3 babies to break her!

When she says fuck fuckboys - she means it! A woman who puts her money where her mouth is! Well now she might want to do the reverse for a beta Bob, but still - at least that one went down kicking and screaming, not giving an inch to reason and rationality until she had shed the last drop of her blood!

mustangfrank · 2023-09-16T09:53:47+00:00

Single mother, blue hair, tattoos and looking for a family man? What a catch 🙄

Hithereeveyone · 2023-09-16T01:06:55+00:00

So funny. Hopefully, she wakes up. Just adopt cats. Your not getting any high value man. Your decisions matter.

2023-09-16T11:18:03+00:00

Aka "3 kids are too much of a chore! Bail me out !"

Worgensgowoof · 2023-09-17T00:59:26+00:00

"they are my world"

... *slow clap*

jamaicanroach · 2023-09-17T18:05:53+00:00

Here we see a poison frog profile in all its glory. I can't imagine anyone going for anything other than fun times with her. However, given the prevalence of information warning against this shite, any "man" who would wife this up deserves whatever happens to him.

On a side note, forget the other kids for a moment, how does anyone think dating while pregnant is a fantastic idea?

BIackMagics · 2023-09-16T10:03:53+00:00

Classic

I-am-the-lul · 2023-09-16T12:02:26+00:00

You want a Family Man?

Sorry lady, but Peter Griffin isn't real.

mustangfrank · 2023-09-16T06:34:17+00:00

that is a dumpster fire I want no part of, like none, nope, none, yikes.........

snginc · 2023-09-30T11:15:48+00:00

29 with 3 kids and multiple red flags!

Dangerous_Training34 · 2023-11-06T19:26:44+00:00

Not here to bash her, just a reminder that when you are having sex, use protection lol.

Title	Fresh out of getting knocked up and wants a family man.
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	132
Comments	46
Date	September 15, 2023 1:42 PM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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