Pregnant mom is now ready for her wifey duties.

Common_Sense_Dudd · 2023-10-06T13:14:32+00:00

Funny how she probably wasn't looking for something serious or marriage, until she became pregnant. Her shouty block capitals scream a sense of urgency... I wonder what that could be?

pyr0phelia · 2023-10-06T13:26:05+00:00

20 years old with 2 kids and another on the way. Wow.

Joaquino7997 · 2023-10-06T13:36:17+00:00

CAN SOMEBODY TAKE ME OFF THE MARKET

Well...if your baby daddy wouldn't, then there's only one person left...

...you.

That's right. YOU can take you off the market.

So delete your profile and enjoy motherhood - alone.

Shiny_Snorlax_1961 · 2023-10-06T14:53:09+00:00

That's a hard 20.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2023-10-06T13:31:07+00:00

Jesus goddamn. I'm reminded of the blurry screenshots during my colonoscopy when the little camera had to do a momentary u-turn before coming out. Except then, I had the solace of knowing the ordeal was almost finished.

fatinceldidyourmom · 2023-10-06T14:42:25+00:00

So go marry the guys that knocked you up. If they are good enough to have kids with, they are good enough to marry. Or use protection.

Duck-Me-In-The-Ass · 2023-10-06T14:30:13+00:00

Two kind of tattoos completely gross me out. Face tattoos and finger tattoos...

cherrycokelemon · 2023-10-06T15:28:52+00:00

Her name is Moo?

couldbeControversial · 2023-10-06T17:06:28+00:00

What about the guy that knocked you up?

bigdaveyl · 2023-10-06T15:40:41+00:00

Wrong order, ma'am.

LiLaLauneLain · 2023-10-06T19:59:10+00:00

Punctuation as strong as her prevention game.

InterestingHippo7524 · 2023-10-06T23:36:43+00:00

Is it really that hard to use protection. I can understand it happening once, ok. But a second and third time? Come on.

Rish83 · 2023-10-07T00:10:39+00:00

Have to love the entitlement, 3 kids in 20 & still expecting some wallet will marry her & take her out from the streets.. I mean market, and she don't even spare a line for a guy and immediately tells you she love the food & scary movies as if her bio isn't scary enough..

jamaicanroach · 2023-10-07T02:10:28+00:00

I thought I was in until the end when she said not to say stupid shit. Well fellas, I'm out! Good luck with this fine specimen of femininity.

Seriously though, 20 with 2 kids and NOW she's ready for wifely duties? Isn't that backwards? Also, something tells me her definition of those duties do not match the actual definition. Just a hunch, I could be wrong.

Manoj109 · 2023-10-07T13:23:49+00:00

That's one messed up person there.

Totally damaged.

At 20.

I can't see how she will be able to recover.

Sad.

How can this cycle be broken.

I am willing to bet that she is from a single mother home.

Hithereeveyone · 2023-10-07T03:42:17+00:00

Wow, who taught you logic? Sad your so misinformed. Your chances are 0% but your unhappiness is 100%. Good luck

Zefirez · 2023-10-07T09:50:24+00:00

So where is the baby daddy you ask?
I'll answer your question with another question:

Have you seen her talons? Yeah...don't laugh at a widow man..

Profitglutton · 2023-10-07T11:05:38+00:00

She wants to be off the markets but not off the streets. Anyone who takes her seriously will see why dating a single mother is generally a horrible decision.

Ag3ntRED · 2023-10-07T17:27:20+00:00

Having 3 kids by age 20 is rough. Now she probably wants that nice guy who chased after her for 4 years in HS but that ain’t happening now

Fabulous-Court3760 · 2023-10-09T17:47:08+00:00

Literally just stay with the guy who got you pregos... Not that hard. Why do women just think they can bounce from man to man like a pinball machine? When will they learn there's no bumpers to smack them back into the men when they look and act like this?

DecimatingRealDeceit · 2023-10-11T15:19:50+00:00

''' Its a Trap ! ''' ~ Infamous proverb

defensiveminded2020 · 2023-10-18T19:16:06+00:00

2 kids at 20? Wtf

Broncotron · 2023-11-03T03:53:26+00:00

Just reading that was painful

Title	Pregnant mom is now ready for her wifey duties.
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	174
Comments	41
Date	October 6, 2023 1:11 PM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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