Answer - Alex. “These start out as fossil fuels and end up as deadly waste in landfills and the ocean.

Birds often mistake these for food, filling their stomachs with toxic debris.

Right now there are probably between 30-50 of these under your sink.

You are forced to keep these so that you can reuse them to clean out the litter boxes for the cats you didn’t want to adopt, but you did and you are still called heartless and mean.

Now you’re on the hook for cleaning up after the cats because no one else will even though there was a signed agreement that everybody was going to help.

The cats shit and piss in the litter box by your desk. The pandemic hits and now you work from home in the basement, all the time, every single day.

You just finished paying 8,000 dollars to refinish it so you could make more money for the family by having a quiet work area.

These items are all around the house hanging on door knobs, laying on the stairs and hanging on handrails,they are in closets hanging as well, and just sitting on counters taking up space for no good reason.

Most likely they will contain bottles of lotion or soap, little candles that smell worse than the litter boxes and other completely useless items that will eventually get lost are thrown away.

They will also contain important receipts for other items not even relevant to what you actually see. No one knows where these items are or what they were purchased for. It’s a mystery only Sherlock Holmes can solve.

You can’t walk more the 10ft in the house that you pay for, without finding one and being curious to see what you might find inside it.

Every time you walk past them they increase in numbers. You are convinced that somehow they are procreating and that’s all the more reason to hire a detective.

Any attempt to dispose of these items of storage will result in you being berated and talked down to and being called stupid. You will apologize profusely for everything that is your fault including both wars in Europe and the Middle East.

The good news is that you can use them soon as luggage for when you’re forced to move out. Enough of these items with the use of duck tape can create a nice blanket”

Jake. “ What are plastic bags from big box retailers” ????

Alex- “Right you are, you own the board. Let me reassure you any winnings you have will be dispersed to your ex because without her support you’re appearing on this game show simply wouldn’t be possible”

Let’s proceed-