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[–]drakenrijder 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha nice brother
[–]No_Lingonberry_3365 34 points35 points36 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Doing that will only make you look creepy. Don’t.
[–]shitbagspud 18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No that’s a terrible place
[–]SpookyKG 18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No. Bad idea. Prepare to be banned from the business.
[–]Alonso81687 16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Most people going through a sex shop want to be left alone. This ain't some porno lol
[–]quadfintryfin 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Best way is to work there + be attractive and charming with a good sense of disarming humor
[–]Dapper-Analysis-2576 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Could you elaborate on "disarming humor"?
[–]quadfintryfin 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Humor that will make women feel comfortable around you, especially somewhere like a sex shop. Really only would work if you’re the employee imo, otherwise it’d be creepy probably
[–]Minute-Lie-2287 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Terrible place. F that are you kidding?!
Next post....hang out by the door of the women's restroom...what do you guys think?
[–]spicy_simba 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Generally speaking,
Talking to people in stores or service job,
Be mindful of the position you are in, the position you put them in
They have to be nice to customers
A lot of people interpret politeness for "marry me" or "sex me up"
Be mindful this person has been talked to by male customers a hundred times per day. And they have yo stay there and meet them again because its their job
So generally speaking, no it is not a good place. Neither is any business.
Now that being said, cuz one part of you might be telling you "you never know, maybe you are the one" which you probably are not but heck..
ask yourself this question "can i treat strangers like a good friend"
Just forget about the outcome, be friendly for the sake of being friendly, how do you have fun with your friends ? Do that
Being friendly for the sake of you having fun
See the response, if you see responsiveness, be clear you want to date and leave your number,
If not, you just had fun and that's it, accept it and keep it for a party sharing fun stories.
[–]whoopsiedooopsie 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You need the element of surprise with this kind of sapien female.
RUN into the store, grab the biggest dong and slap it on the counter and say “I’m in a hurry and I’m going to have to take you to”.
Works with all sex shop female sapiens due to science reasons yo
[–]drakenrijder 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahaahahaha, hero! Thank you for the clarification of the female sapiens. Everything makes sense now
[–]FaithInStrangers94 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’ve only been into sex shops twice and the only other customers I saw were sweaty middle aged men
[–]earthwalker7 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is literally the storyline to a porn I watched when I was a teen. You sure this post is real?
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Make her laugh and ask her out
[–]FlatDistance5 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Here’s my story:
I picked up one that was working at the porn shop. I had her show me some toys. Started cracking jokes she laughed. Asked her what her favorites were. Started dhv’ing telling her I’m into the handcuffs and bdsm. Then I said I know you’re at work but what do you do for fun when you’re not here. She said oh, I have a boyfriend…. I said BULLSHIT, i bet you say that to all your customers so they stop hitting on you.. I’m different. She laughed we talked more. Asked what kind of size men she was into (i don’t know why i did) she walked me to the biggest dildo on the wall and said my ex was bigger than that and he’s been killing me with it for 2 years so anything except this. I had to keep the look of jealousy off my face, and keep vibing.
She complied said she didn’t have a boyfriend and I was right, I asked her if she drank wine she said yes, said we should split a bottle at my place. She said cool. Gave me her number.
Honestly I did get her over without a lot of texting. Unfortunately she did not smash, didn’t even come close. I told her no phones on the date it turned her off and made her defiant. Eventually her kids called she said she had an emergency and left. Never accepted a 2nd date:
Reason why I told that story was because I wanted share my experience with it. To show you it’s possible. Here’s my disclaimer if you think because she works in a porn shop that she’s easier to fuck, you’re already shooting your self in the foot. They know men walk in there wanting to fuck something. So unless youre attractive and smooth you won’t get far.
My suggestion is this don’t zero in on porn shops. They have a low conversion to number rate. Especially if they are just employees they won’t give away their number. The girl I went out with happened to be the manager so she didn’t give a fuck.
If you don’t listen to that advice and you still want to try, this is how you do it. Get the girl you want to come from behind the desk and show you the toys. You don’t want her just pointing to shit. Once she grabs the toys start talking about sex with other women. Yea this girl I’m fucking, ah I tried this on my ex they loved toys like these. Start cracking jokes.. expand the conversation into other areas of sex ask her questions make her laugh. Say some stupid shit like if she says I can put my legs behind my head, say hopefully you don’t have to fart if I do it to you.
This is important if you get the girl to open up don’t ask like a horny 40-50 yo dude. Be genuinely curious about the shit she’s talking about. Mix in normal suit for example, I went back to the same porn shop and me and a different clerk went from talking about sex toys to how I would pay 300 for a candle turned into a 5 min convo. Then after a few minutes of banter. Be empathetic say I know your working but you seem cool we should do something when you’re not here. Be ready to call her out on the boyfriend line.
I have a lot more to say… but I’m tired of typing
You want sexy girls… the last girl I went on a date with was an ex-stripper. Gigantic ass small waist. I met her when I was DoorDashing and she was Uber eating. There are sexy women everywhere don’t go to the sex shop thinking you’ll leave with a blowjob you’ll be disappointed and probably banned. But try it I was semi successful. But look everywhere especially big box stores
Last thing I’ll tell you where exactly I found the most abundance of ready beautiful women (im ready to be downvoted to hell). Church!!!! And kids school, I was fat (still am) and I was getting hot single moms numbers and dates like crazy at my kids school. Dude get you a bookbag go early park as soon as you see a mom drop her kid off go in for the kill. Women don’t expect to be hit on just dropping their kids off. For awhile it felt like shooting fish in a barrel. If you have a a neice or nephew volunteer to drop them off or tell women you just dropped your son off. Start talking shit. There you go.
Good luck out there
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