So I'm seeing this girl, shes going away for the weekend, I really like her and shes the one I want, but I've been getting mixed messages. I played a texting game with her before she left to make sure I left some doubt and she would be thinking of me and left it at that.

I'm kinda down but I get off work, its beautiful outside, me and my buddy hop on our motorcycles and head downtown to this thing that's going on. He's there to see a girl hes dating, but will wingman with me anyways. We get there, the place is packed, we steal a table when some people get up and start hanging out. I see a girl I like and start playing the eyesmile game with her. She walks over and uses an extra chair to set her purse on and starts playing with her phone like shes just using the chair to hold her purse so she can use her phone.

I open with "You could have picked any chair in this bar to set your purse on, why that one?". She looks at me dumbfounded because I totally caught her and I give her a sly grin and introduce myself. We make small talk, her friend sits down, my buddy interacts a little and leaves to go spend time with the girl hes dating. I excuse myself to get a drink, and I come back to a table with five beautiful women sitting at it. I pull up a chair, make small talk with the two who were there before and then introduce myself to the newcomers.

Before they even have time to initially judge me I launch into a funny story, DHV while I am at it and have them hanging on my every word. They all relax and open their body language so I make an excuse to get out of my seat and start working my way around the table getting into their personal space and Kino'ing all of them. Before I know it they're hanging on me, touching me, putting their hands on mine and just having a great time. After about an hour of this I still have their interest and the conversation is centered on me, both verbally and through their body language.

I take a quick survey of my surroundings and notice nearly every guy in the bar is looking at me like "is this guy seriously playing a table of five women?". That's when the numero uno HB friend that I haven't seen yet shows up. She initially doesn't pay me any attention, I notice this and within seconds introduce myself and shake her hand. We start hitting it off so I shift my body language towards her and ignore the rest of the table for a bit while we talk.

Immediately the other girls are trying to get my attention back, but I talk with HB for about five minutes before shifting back to the table. I neg her, then compliment her to cover it up, shes loving me, I Kino her and she starts Kino'ing me back, pretty soon shes leaning on me and has joined into the group conversation but is standing.

Pretty soon two AFC's walk up and start talking to HB, she shifts her attention away from the conversation, but keeps her body language on me. The whole time these two other guys are talking to her shes about three inches away from me standing and bumping into me and brushing her hand against me while shes talking. I butt into their conversation with her mid sentence twice and make her laugh, and as soon as I start talking to her she completely ignores the two others guys and they stand there like tools. Finally a lean over, say "Hey you're gonna want to hear this story" and she shifts her attention away from the two guys and back to me while they stand there dumbfounded as she listens to my story and laughs.

She offhandedly mentions she has work in the morning and needs to go, the two guys are talking to her again, and I immediately turn and say "Hey, HB I really enjoyed talking to you, I'd like to do it again sometime, can I have your number?". I make eye contact with the two guys that have been hanging around for the first time since they showed up while she writes her number down. The looks on their faces were completely priceless, and I couldn't have felt better. HB leaves, and I excuse myself for another drink, and the AFC's follow me over to the bar but I don't notice it at first. I turn around and they're standing behind me dumbfounded, one of them goes "Dude, what is going on, how are you doing that?". I grin, shrug, and walk back to the table with my drink.

We have a great time, they're digging me, one of them (the one that dropped the BF bomb early on) takes my picture and sends it to her friend, her friend thinks I'm cute and wants to talk to me, I give her my number and her friend starts texting me. I feel my phone buzzing in my pocket but I ignore it until I leave.

We hang out, have a great time, I get one of the girls numbers at the table, and when things are winding down I catch another off to the side and score her number. We all leave, I start texting the friend who is texting me, turns out shes downtown and we meet up for drinks. By drinks I mean that I've been drinking tonic and lime all night since I'm on my motorcycle and my game is sharper when I'm sober anyways. I find out the bar we met up at is close to her apartment, one thing leads to another and I'm back at her place. I take care of business and now here I am typing this.

All in all I scored three numbers, got laid by the friend texting me so I have her number too.

I feel like a million dollars, my confidence is sky high and I feel totally ready for this girl I like when she comes back. I'm sure people are going to call bullshit but I don't give two fucks and that's less than three.