I was waiting on the subway platform by the magazine stand (this likely would work anywhere there are mags) when a girl with a beautiful face came up and started gazing at the magazines. Right off the top of my head I asked, "Do you still read magazines?" She said that she does and read one a couple of days ago. I said that I hadn't read one for years since so much is online. This led into a nice conversation but when she stepped over to check for the train I saw that her ass was huge. She came back for more conversation and when the train came she said that it was nice talking to me.

I didn't continue gaming after seeing her big ass but I realized that I had a pretty good new opener in my repertory. I guess if she had been more fit, I would have transitioned into how she felt when reading a real mag vs. an online article, trying to stimulate her emotions.

Her face was truly beautiful though! Wish she had hit the gym...

tl dr good opener but girl was fat w pretty face.