Recently started talking online again with a girl a met a few years ago - we arrange dinner and drinks. Taiwanese girl, solid 8.2, cute as a button with a ridiculous little body. She shows up in a nice pair of jeans and one of those shirts that slip off of one shoulder. God, those things make me weak. Anyway, just gonna write as a stream of consciousness as I remember things.

My cocky-funny frame was on point the whole night.

We're talking about our careers and she asks me about my job in finance. She wants to be a teacher and talks about how she's gonna be starving.

Me: But I mean it's something you'll love doing

Her: Yea, and I can always just marry for money (joking. well, I hope)

Me: Wow no sugar coating at all huh

Her: laughs Nope, I'm blunt

Me: (2 second pause) Oh, so is that what's going on here? (while pointing back and forth)

Her: laughs Noo!!

Me: I'm onto your games.

Her: smacks my arm You're an asshole. :)

We have dinner and go to a cool bar after with a foosball table. I suggest we play - she agrees but says she isn't very good. Did I go easy and give her tips like a chode? Nope. Whenever I'd score a point I'd raise my arms in victory and dig into her about it. I guess she got fed up because soon she started talking shit back - I think she called me a punkass bitch at one point. Loved it.

Her: You're supposed to let the girl win!

Me: Uh I would, but you gotta suck less so it's believable

Her: laughs I hate you

After we were done she looked at me and said "That was fun :)"

As an example of Tofu's Physical Push Pull: At one point I found an iphone case from a street vendor I really liked and was just gushing about how cool it was. I said it was the highlight of my night.

Her: Oh that's the highlight of your night?

Me: I guess you're kinda fun too (cocky grin)

Her: Wow, whatever (walks faster with fake indignation)

Me: laughs you're so cute (hug from behind)

Her: Yea, I know

Me: laugh, shove her away kinda hard

You know you've pulled a good PPP when 1) they look at you and pout or 2) they actively stop themselves from moving away from you after getting shoved - both of which she did. Adorable.

At one point she gave me a little shit test. I went to the bathroom and when I got back she told me some dude hit on her with "hey baby" and "I'm from Princeton." In this situation where a response isn't readily available I usually think What Would A Chode Do and then not do that thing. As an AFC, I'd probably talk about how that guy was a loser and who does he think he is blah blah. Nope.

Me: Oh, what the hell? You should have kept talking to him! He could have bought us drinks.

Her: Nooo he was nasty!!

Me: You're so selfish, what if I was looking for a nice Ivy League guy?

Her: laugh

Me: subject change

I'm a motherfucking alpha wolf and these other plebs don't concern me.

Kino. I kino'd like a mofuckin' boss. During dinner it was hard to since we were across from each other, but when we got to the bar I'd pull her in gently from the small of her back while speaking softly into her ear - lingering just a little bit too long - or put a hand on her forearm while making a point. She started reciprocating and at one point put her hand on my arm when we were walking through a crowd. I grabbed her hand to pull her through. Important thing, though: I'd always be the one to let go first, then immediately say something funny/observant to her. It's a tiny push/pull in a way.

BTW, everyone needs to look up Mystery and Lovedrop's guide to kino on youtube. It's absolutely spot on and some nice eye candy to boot. I used one of the main takeaways: Create the tension, then break it so she wants more. Hug her, then shove her away. Put your arm around her, then take it off to talk to someone else. Take her hand, then drop it nonchalantly. Money.

I suggest checking out this cool park by my place but it's closed. I bring her back to my place and put on a movie. She's snuggling up to me on the couch and I turn, nudge her chin over with my finger, and go for the kill.

In a few minutes we're getting hot and heavy - she's straddling me and I'm running my hands up and down her back. I don't know why I did this, but I pulled back and said "You know you're not getting lucky tonight right?" She smacks my chest.

Her: Did you seriously just say that to me? I can't believe that just happened. I'm the one that's supposed to...what the hell!

She got flustered and kept trying to get off but I'd just laugh and pull her back in. I don't exactly know why she got all worked up - but I'm guessing it was a good thing. We re-engage and I caveman her into the bedroom.

I don't know if it was the lucky line that did it, but there was absolutely no LMR... this girl's head was priceless - I think I counted about 3-4 orgasms on her part. Good times.

And case in point why less is more in terms of texting. During pillow talk she told me how she'd thought I was kind of an asshole while texting me about getting to the place we were meeting up. I was polite but kind of matter-of-fact, saying things like "Cool sounds good" and "Ya, let me know", but apparently to her I seemed kind of cold. I wanted to keep terse because the date was already set up - no point in risking losing attraction with small talk over text. It's not a good thing in and of itself, but I guess it made her wonder if I was cold all the time and as a result my awesome-ness in person made that much more impact.