Okay, this is my one of my first posts here and from the title you're probably thinking it was rather easy to f-close with a stripper, and you'd be right but I just want to share some easy tips that helped me land this chick. I'll put them in bold to highlight them since I've read about these tips and tried these out for the first time and this isn't exactly short.

Back story: I'm home on leave for a few days since I'm about to deploy with the Navy so this is a mini-vacation for me.

My cousin asked me if I was down to go to a strip club on a tuesday and I say why not. I mean who doesn't enjoy beer, music, football and tits. We get there and order a few beers while some chatty little stripper comes up to me saying that I owe her money since I was an hour late because I was out to eat(she was a friends of my cousin so she knew why we were all a little late). I say to her I owe you nothing and went about my buisness of switching from tits to T.V. enjoying my time, with pick up not in the front of my mind.

The night passes and I've been playing it cool with not giving into these girls begging for a dance and acting like they like me. It's quite funny to observe and listen for clues on how fake these girls sound some times. But I do understand, they are just trying to make a living so no hate from me towards them.

I got kind of got off topic but my cousin had this one girl sitting on his lap for quite a while and I noticed she looked very young to me. At first I would have guessed she was 18 (pushing it) but turns out she was 19. Around 12 (we were there since 8 30) she came over and asked me why I looked upset. I guess my face always looks like I'm mad all the time but I said to her how that's just my face and I'm in the best mood. She asks my name and I tell her, ask hers and once she said "Jane" I looked her and was like "ok whats your real name" That little idea probably only works out in a strip club though since she smiled and told me her real name.

We talked for a little bit about random things for a bit and I used strong eye contact with her while we talked most of the time. While we're talking I'm sitting back in my chair and she's leaning in towards me(IOI) and when we got to talking about music, I asked her if she likes the Strokes(fav band of mine) so once she said no I immeditly said "Wow we can't be married anymore.. I'm taking the dog and you have to take the cat" (worked out well since I found out that she loves dogs.) I mean she cracked up and put her hand on my leg(huge IOI). Once we got past joking about that and she said something that we had in common I mentioned again something along the lines of "Ok we can get back together" and again the smile with the hand on thigh. Once she did that again I did the whole "Hey hands of the mechandise, if you keep touching me ill have to start charging you" and naturally she touched me even more with a big smile. (It shocks me how well that line works)

Side note: I did a lot of the triangle gaze, which is while she is talking look from her right eye to her left then to her lips and repeat a few times within a few minutes. Really gets the sexual tension going.

Now you guys might be saying she's just doing this for tips, faking it, blah blah blah but she completely forgot about her job that night. Not once did she hint at a dance, ask for a tip or a drink. Turns out we were talking and joking around for 2 hours. We exchanged numbers, met up the next night and did the deed(with a condom). I got the whole kino esclating started by asking if she wants a massage since we were talking about jobs we almost did or wanted to do. Since I have really strong hands and know how to use them it easily got her feeling good and the rest is history.

This is probably extremely long and not much of a help to many people but I did say it has a few tips here and there. Plus I like to re-live the night by writing it all out, helps me realize what I could do better by doing a de-brief.

TL;DR Look for the bold for helpful hints to try out.