Club Bitches: The Sequel

hat_trick_mcgee · 2012-05-09T15:23:44+00:00

New to seddit, throwaway- wanted to say great story. I need more events like this

gj667cc · 2012-05-09T15:45:40+00:00

Gotta say man, I love reading your FRs. Your persistence with these girls is admirable, usually I'll bail soon after the bitch shield goes up and find someone who's more fun to talk to. I'll try out your strategy next time I'm out.

Chakosa · 2012-05-09T15:22:07+00:00

You should write books or something. That was actually really fun to read. Good stuff.

pk_atheist · 2012-05-09T14:34:19+00:00

Part 2

"Mustaches are gay, and you're gay."

"Well that explains it Maya. This is probably why I find myself so attracted to you."

Maya finally cracked a smile. She couldn't resist. I had broken her shield.

"I'm sorry dude, I only date other Mexicans."

"That's alright! I'll quit my job and do whatever it takes to be Mexican. I believe in us!"

She laughed again, as one of my friends came up and joined the conversation. Which went well from that point until Maya's boyfriend showed up. He wasn't all that impressed, so we decided it was time to take a lap and see who else we could chat with. I had made a mental note that I needed to isolate Alicia, the friend, at some point, and see where I could go with that.

After more drinks, laughs, I found a bachelorette party carving up a penis cake. After flirting with most of the girls in the party, I couldn't tell if they were all getting married, married, or lying, but I decided it was time to move on. Not before I managed to get a slice of cake, of course.

It was obvious that myself and a few friends were having a great time that night. We mingled with every group we ran into, took pictures, did shots and kept going. This show of partymanship got some attention of other ladies at the bar.

Later in the evening, standing at the entrance of the VIP I noticed two girls who I have seen before. They were flirting with the bouncer, but stuck outside. Oh my god, they're the two club bitches from the last time!

"Well hey ladies, fancy meeting you here." I strolled over.

"Oh my god! It's you!" The blond looked at me with a smile.

"Holy shit, it's this guy again!" The brunette chimed in.

"Tell me ladies, have you kept your promise? Have you been being nice to guys?"

"Yes, I've been nice to every guy I've met since then. Promise!" The blond said proudly.

"We were just talking nicely with the bouncer right here! See! We're nice now!" The brunette added.

"Very good. I'm glad to see I was able to make a difference in the world. Looks like you were trying to get into the VIP."

"Yeah, can you help us?"

"Well, you see, I still haven't gotten that drink you promised last time!" I smiled.

"Fine, hang on." The blond turned around and saw a waitress selling shots, grabbed one and turned to me with it. "Here!"

Surprised that she actually just bought me a shot, I told them to hold still for a minute while I grab something. I found Caleb and got a few extra VIP bracelets, and brought them to the girls.

"Oh my god, really? How on earth! They told us VIP was full."

"It's called karma! You did something nice, and now the universe is speaking to you!" I chuckled.

They made their way up to our group and I started flirting with the brunette. "Well we just keep doing this back-and-forth will-they?/won't-they? thing!"

"What do you mean?" She looked at me playfully.

"You know exactly what I mean. I think it's time we made this official. You're taking me on a date."

"Oh really? Am I?"

"Yes. A waffle date. I want strawberries on mine, thanks."

"I can't make waffles."

"Well.." I looked disappointed in her lack of female skills. "Well then what can you make?" I asked, keeping the position that she needed to qualify herself to me.

"Ummm.. I can make tacos!" She put forward, lest she lose value.

"Alright then, it's a taco date." I took out my phone and handed it to her while I placed my other hand on her back.

"What's this?"

tris4992 · 2012-05-09T21:53:40+00:00

... read the whole thing ... I enjoyed the first installement but this is just goddamn genius.

You're everything I aspire to be. You put pretty much everything I've got so far to shame. But don't worry, I'll catch up eventually.

ZonaLou · 2012-05-10T00:46:56+00:00

The "bet" you made is absolutely genius, I will most certainly be using this in the near future. I feel like even though you didn't close with any of the club bitches (yet) you still had a lot of fun getting past their shield. Sometimes the chase is the funnest part.

lolwhatsausername · 2012-05-11T03:50:54+00:00

You are suave as FUCK.

orgzmtron · 2012-05-11T06:21:00+00:00

i'm eager to know how the brunet date went, thus update us please! :D

thedangerboy · 2012-05-09T14:56:29+00:00

Fucking amazing.

pk_atheist · 2012-05-10T05:55:29+00:00

What exactly grounds you to be confident enough so that you can handle all these "shit tests"? Is it due to strong state control, quick wit, experience, social calibration? Or do you have this confidence in your knowledge of how social interactions work and thus you never feel that a situation is out of your ability to turn around? And for example, you didn't really sound phased when the boyfriend looked at you, whereas I would have probably lost my ground as it is a potential threat.

You see, I can't hold my cool even when having a friendly debate with a guy friend (ego acting up and all), I can't imagine myself taking actual verbal fire and diffusing it calmly.

Title	Club Bitches: The Sequel
Author	pk_atheist
Upvotes	16
Comments	35
Date	May 9, 2012 2:33 PM UTC (14 years ago)
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