Two of them, actually. Girl I had K-closed a week ago sent me a text about 6:30 yesterday. She wanted to meet me at the bar. She said she had already had a few drinks. I asked if she needed a ride. She said no, she would get a cab. I was out shopping when she texted. I headed back home to freshen up and then I was going to walk to the bar, just a few blocks from home. She calls me and says she will take me up on the ride. So I go pick her up, then drive back to my house, then we walk to the bar.

We play a few games of darts. She talks a lot. I keep my mouth shut and nod a lot and smile. She asks me how I spell my last name (it's an uncommon one). I lean in close and whisper it in her ear, giving her little kisses while I'm whispering. Then she says, "after this game, let's go somewhere else." Game on. It's about 10:00 and the restaurant next door to the bar has just closed. With nowhere else to go within walking distance, we head back to my house.

Problem: I have no couch, so we can't get comfy together in the living room. Solution: I had strategically left my ukulele lying on the bed. I offer to play her a song. I play Penny Lane by the Beatles and nail it. She eats it up. I set the ukulele aside and we make out for a while. I feel her up a little bit and she pushes my hand down her pants. I finger her for a few minutes and she comes. Really loud. I hope my neighbors heard it. Then she's all like, "We're not going to have sex, but I'll give you a blowjob." I don't argue. I lie back and she goes to town. She's the first girl who ever got her lips all the way to the base. I give verbal cues I'm about to come and she stays on it, swallowing every bit. We fall asleep. I wake up and cook breakfast because I'm hungry. She joins me and then we go back in the bedroom and she gives me another blowjob. We both have a great time then I take her home.