Who's got Openers!! I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours. I'm looking for one's that you personally made up. Not one that you read in a book Here are some of mine.

  1. Girl is texting on her cell phone. "Are you looking at your match.com messages?"
  2. Two girls texting right next to each other. "Are you girls texting each other"
  3. Girl with loud clacking heels. "Sounds like your tap dancing over there."

Edit 1: Don't post things like "Hey" "Hi" "hello" "whats up". We know your just trying to get a laugh. We know.