So seddit, I had a crazy day today and I wanted to tell you about it before I went to sleep. This might be a bit rambly but bear with me.

So today was the day that I move out to Texas to start work. And being the procrastinator that I am, I didn't start moving out of my apartment until last night. I basically had to scrub and clean the entire place so my landlord wouldn't revoke my security deposit (and my place is filthy). I had so much stuff to do and I had just gotten rid of my bed, so I didn't really sleep, just cleaned and packed all night. So by the time J got to the airport for my 6pm I had spent the past 32 hours scrubbing floors and lifting heavy objects without a chance to shower. As a result, I smelled like a Windex truck overturned in a particularly overcrowded sauna, my hair looked like a mop lost a fight with a shredder, and I was barely awake. In other words, I felt like shit.

For some reason, when waiting for my flight to board, I decided that this was a good time for me to work on my cold approach solo day game, something I have a lot of trouble with. I open one girl with physical contact and immediately blow out. I fell right out of what little state I had, and I actually said to myself, chanyourmind you have no business hitting on women right now. I feel shitty and board my plane and immediately pass out from exhaustion. I wake up at Dallas, where I have a layover. Turns out my connecting flight was delayed until 11pm. Fml.

Now I know a lot of people don't like giving out perfect ratings but I swear to you this supermodel looking tall leggy blonde with huge tits is sitting at my gate, HB10 for sure, and she was just playing with her phone looking bored. I decide that if I don't open her I'll feel like a total pussy for the rest of the week but I didn't want to do it feeling like absolute shit. I make a beeline for the nearest bathroom, change my shirt to one that smells less like sweat (but it's wrinkled cause I wadded all my clothes together but whatever). I wash my face but I get soap in my eye so it gets super red and then I have to blink a lot, but whatever. I comb my hair to look like the Fonz because that's the best I can do without a shower. I now feel slightly less shitty about myself.

I come out of the bathroom and HB10 is now PDAing a guy who I assume is her SO, so that's a bust. I decide to open at least 5 sets before my plane starts boarding. I see a cute HB 7 black girl hostess for the airport bar and this other guy just standing there looking bored because they had no customers. So I walk in and open them with a line from a video I saw on here a couple of days ago. "You guys look like you're super serious and working." That gets cute black girl to laugh, and I feel more in state. Start talking to them about how terrible American is, guy has to leave to do something, I keep chatting up HB7. I find out she is afraid to fly, I tease her for working at an airport. I tell her about all the travel I do, make her qualify herself (I still do fun stuff even if I don't travel). At some point the bar does last call and she needs to stop people from entering, so I ask to do the next one. I tell a bunch of random travelers that the bar is closed in a bunch of different funny ways. She's having a good time. At some point our conversation gets stale so I half heartedly #-close (not gonna be in this neck of the woods any time soon).

Feeling pretty good, so I open a pretty Asian girl on her laptop (you look bored, so I came to talk to you), HB 8 and blow out. Whatever, I'm having a good time at this point. Open a MILF HB 7 sitting next to the wall sockets, (I need you to protect my phone with your life as it charges) she laughs but doesn't seem receptive so I move on. Start talking to a family that had a kid with a headache, spot a bored looking HB6 college aged redhead looking around the room, and she notices me noticing and make eye contact as I'm talking to the family, I crack a shit eating grin and she immediately turns away. I'm still talking to dad about fly fishing when redhead turns her head around again and we make eye contact again. She looks away and I walk up to her and open (you looked super bored so I came to talk to you, my new favorite line). She says she's not bored just people watching. Turns out she's a psych major, I ask her to psychoanalyze people, and she admits to not knowing a lot of psych yet, something I tease her about. We chat and build rapport for a while (oh I'm just moving out here, what's your favorite places to hang out?) I excuse myself, go back to where my phone is charging, come back with it, and say put your number in my phone. She laughs and does. Around this time, we start boarding. I line up, she goes ahead of me. While in line, I open a hot HB8 MILF (what animal did you kill to get those boots?) She tells me where she got them, starts listing places in Texas where I can get boots like that, and I go, sorry I'm from the east coast so I have no idea what those words mean. This high school chick with her mom next to me laughs, and so does MILF.

Super tired at this point so I'll wrap this up. Nothing too exciting, but I was cranky, tired, gross, smelly, and sweaty. Got back in frame and opened a bunch of people I would never have opened. #-closed twice, blew out like 3 or 4 times but kept going. I'm not quite confident enough to pull off sober day game, and I am not nearly as state independent as I should be, but I feel like I made a bunch of progress today.