Let's say a girl usually texts you back within 30 minutes. But you sent a question asking to set up a date or you made a risky joke or something else and you are anxious for a response.

But now it's been HOURS and she still hasn't responded.

Download/open a dating app and start swiping. She will text you back within 30 minutes, often much faster, guaranteed. Literally just happened to me. I've been seeing this girl and it's going well so I deleted Hinge yesterday. We were trying to make plans last night and she never responded so it had been over 14 hours. I redownloaded Hinge, and within 5 minutes she texted me back.

I swear this happens every time I am anxious over a response and it's been a lot longer than a standard "she's probably busy with something" time frame. I go back on a dating app and boom she texts me back almost immediately. It's like a rule baked deep into the simulation code.

Edit: Yes, this is a joke but also a true story/stories. Sheesh people. Learn to appreciate humor or you're never going to seduce a woman.