TL;DR

Plate trying to make me jealous of her high SMV at work. Shit tests in bullets below.

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I've been dating a woman for a few weeks and now and she's officially my third plate. She's a manager at an engineering firm and has a couple of bros that work for her. Her SMV is high because she's the boss and she's at least an 8 by my strict standards. If she got a boob job she'd easily jump to a 9.

Recently she's brought up a couple of things which I've either made light of or ignored:

  • her boss is in love with her (she even showed me a handwritten letter he wrote her, and the content is pretty damning about this platonic crush)

  • a guy that works for her keeps making sexual jokes during the day

  • yesterday after sex brought up how this same guy is "super attractive but one wouldn't realize since he's such an asshole"

  • that her place of business is a frat house

  • that she gets hit on all the time at work

I've responded by laughing things off or making light commentary, or saying how her boss is a sad lonely man and I feel bad for him as he's married and his wife doesn't meet his basic needs. She says he is happy which I disagreed with, no happily married man would be falling in love with her.

These certainly seem like shit tests and I feel like I've held frame properly by not giving a shit about her silly comments but I'm wondering what you all think, or if you've responded differently and put an end to the waste of breath these comments are. I have half a mind to tell her to go get a train run on her by the frat boys.

EXTRA INFO OF SOME RELEVANCE FOR YOU BORED FOLKS

She invests in the relationship a bit less than I do but generally she's up for shared effort. I know I should push for balancing or having her invest more but I'm comfortable with our current arrangement.

Girl likes to pretend she's wholesome but in reality seems kind of slutty. At first she told me she wanted to take it slow with me so instead of fucking she wanted me to blow a load in her mouth. Hahahaha I said OKAY