I'd like to hear what your worst experiences were being in an LTR/Pre LTR. Be it emotional abuse, in your face adultery or some borderline bitch behavior. In retrospect allot of the heartache becomes comical after a while. We could use a laugh here on TRP so lets share some batshit crazy girlfriend stories.

Here are some of my highlights:

  • plated a girl for 2,5 months who was desperate for my commitment, finally caved- got ignored for 2 weeks

  • used dread to reset attraction, fucking her the next night were filled with "fuck you's" towards my face. Slapped her silly for it.

  • LTR of 4 days called me a "down syndrome retard" in the middle of dinner with her entire family

  • this one time this girl was pissed that some chick hit on me. Next I was explained in great detail how previous Chad hardcore fucked her.

  • asked LTR what time she would come over, got ignored. decided to hit the gym and take my time. finally she arrived. finished my lifting, took a long shower at home. forcing her to socialize with my neurotic awkward mom for 2 hours which she loathed.

  • got berated the entire day for minor shit- in the evening we'd go out. I spot a nasty yellow booger running from the tip of her nose to the side wing. Said nothing and let her walk around with it for half the night until she spotted it at the toilet.

  • every time she wore boring panties I gave her a wedgy while walking in public, stating I would only accept thongs.

  • had a "no sex cause i'm bleeding* weekend, got forced to watch hunger games so I started jerking off to Jennifer Lawrence during this one scene. after some complaining while I kept going she paused the movie. the dreaded bleeding had magically ceased.

  • broke up after me turning beta, got told I wasn't her type after all. that she liked boys and I reminded her more of a girl.

There's probably more but these were the best ones that get a laugh out of me nowadays. What are yours?