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[–]ReddJiveRed Beret28 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I was late for black belt class. Rushing to get inside and running through the parking lot when my sensei came out of the dojo. He was drunk and stumbling.
I hurried to him and said
"Sensei, I am sorry I am late. Did I miss the lesson?"
He stumbled back a step and looked at me. Hands on his hips he laughed out loud, he leaned back, it was a loud laugh.
"Late?" he roared, "The lesson begins now!" Then ninjas from the Foot Clan appeared from every where. My reactions were quick and natural. hands flew in all directions finding the soft tissue of the bodies that were pressing to get close to me.
I could hear the crunch as heads hit the pavement, the grunts of pain as I found teh soft spots of the body. Old techniques of maiming arms and muscles were not held back and flesh was torn and bleeding.
I could see my sensei on top of a pick up truck laughing as he took drinks from a whiskey bottle and defeated one ninja after the other.
That was about when I woke up. I got dressed and went to work. I was pretty hungry that day too. I remember eating 4 eggs and 3 cups of coffee.
[–]MrPurplePoison10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The effort that went into this comment is praise worthy. Random, but impressive.
[–]MrChad_ThundercockBig Red Machine7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes. It means it’s working.. her competition aniexty is sub consciously manifesting in the form of a dream.
AA this.
[–]RuleZeroDADRed Beret6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Whoa, I had the same dream and you joined us."
[–]Red_Ninja74 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
My wife has dreams of me cheating all the time. Even though I've been way too bluepill (I only recently came across the redpill). Maybe a change from not having these dreams to having them reflects you making a positive move.
[–]parkerfiveone 1 points 5 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah I should think of some more comebacks just in case. I'm quick witted, but first thing in the morning that's all I could muster.
[–]rocknrollchuck6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Was she hot?"
That's what I would ask her.
[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Regardless of "what it means" it is an opportunity for some banter:
"Was she cute?"
"Did you get her number for me?"
"Did you want to join in?"
etc.
[–]RedPillCoach2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yes, this has been reported a dozen times or more on MRP and AskMRP. These types of dreams do indeed appear to be linked to the use of Dread Game.
Please recall everybody that "Dread Game" is used against women playing hide-the-vagina who is in sexual withdrawal/denial mode. If your woman is having stressful dreams about you cheating, chances are high that you are not being turned down for sex a lot so I don't get the need for advanced Dread Games.
[–]innominating1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes
[–]SteelToeShitKickerRed Beret0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Late?" he roared, "The lesson begins now!"
I went to a dojo when I was in college. I could completely see the sensei sending the whole class at you if you were late. No one was ever late.
[–]ReddJiveRed Beret1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol they still do that.
or 100 pushups. either way.
[–]Rian_StoneMod / Red Beret0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
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