Forgot her birthday.

BobbyPeru · 2018-02-19T11:20:14+00:00

I’d recommend punching yourself in the face

Reach180 · 2018-02-19T14:16:56+00:00

My wife's Bday was yesterday.

Now I'm wondering if she is Litz's plate....

TurdDoctor · 2018-02-19T12:47:05+00:00

Do some choreplay and then get a tattoo of her face in the middle of a heart surrounded by unicorns. DEER for a few hours, tell her she’s the prize.

Taipanshimshon · 2018-02-19T17:39:13+00:00

plates have birthdays?????

ice_walker · 2018-02-19T09:22:43+00:00

Shit man. You've made a woman angry! Now you gotta act real fast to fix this mess!

Order a dozen red roses, write a cringey card with an apology and tell her how much she means to you, women loves that, draw her a bath and offer a foot massage. And take her dog for a walk. That might fix her feelings, otherwise you're fucked.

SteelSharpensSteel · 2018-02-19T12:37:03+00:00

Here fish fish fish!

Sometimes they jump into your boat if you're lucky.

RuleZeroDAD · 2018-02-19T13:01:25+00:00

Litz has plates and doesn't put them on a pedestal.

He did nothing wrong.

Fish on!!

20119975 · 2018-02-19T09:57:37+00:00

Just play it off as intentional, and if you want to do something for her, do it on your own terms.

FireTempered · 2018-02-19T14:03:49+00:00

Must see this draaaah-ma here..... what do!

Triadis3 · 2018-02-19T18:51:20+00:00

Seppuku is your only option. Specifically jumonji giri due to the severity of the offence.

FoxShitNasty83 · 2018-02-19T08:48:29+00:00

Grabs popcorn.... This should be fun

KagedRageius · 2018-02-19T16:11:32+00:00

Tell her how much you love her and that you’ll never hurt her ever again!

That’ll make her wet.

Persaeus · 2018-02-19T11:38:03+00:00

Enjoy that sweet sweet silence. DYEL

screechhater · 2018-02-19T15:15:42+00:00

online pharmacy for "liquid castration"

red-sfpplus · 2018-02-19T16:54:24+00:00

If she didn’t care, or say anything you should marry her.

Rotten_Red · 2018-02-19T22:10:31+00:00

This is your subconscious telling you to next her.

Edit, changed wife to her.

CrippleSlap · 2018-02-20T20:35:00+00:00

and won't talk to me

Lucky guy

Title	Forgot her birthday.
Author	The_Litz
Upvotes	0
Comments	21
Date	February 19, 2018 8:45 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askMRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/7ylc8j/forgot_her_birthday/
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