Shit test/Comfort test pointers.

BluepillProfessor · 2017-09-02T16:46:31+00:00

Why would you ignore a call after taking the time to text all of that? Seems passive aggressive to me.

Next time sexualize it with her right away. Suggest you fucking her rather than using the sexual energy to make a lame cheating allegation.

Something like:

Her: You're gonna be good right 😉

Me: I am always as good as you are. How good are you going to be tonight?

Other than light flirting for advanced students only, texting is for logistics only.

cholomite · 2017-09-02T17:49:17+00:00

It was a shit test to see if you're cool and confident enough to actually pick up girls while you're out. Your response told her "no, I'm not cool enough. Don't worry".

As a general rule, if the comment is about "you", it's a shit test. If it's about "her" or "me", it's a comfort test.

"I don't feel loved" "I don't feel good enough for you" "I'm worried about what you're up to". Those are comfort tests, and they are said with a serious tone. I mean shit, she even used a snarky little emoji, so you know it's a shit test.

The "you're gonna be good, right?" was a softball shit test that you should have passed by saying "maybe" or something else deflective and got her hamster spinning. Even if you had just continued to ignore her that would have been better. You really failed the test when you replied that you were thinking about what to say? Why do you give a shit? You're out with your friends, do you and don't worry about her. Women like guys who don't give a shit about them and aren't up their ass 24/7.

You really fucked up by posting that tweet. Not because it makes her worry about you cheating, but because it shows her that you're such an insecure little bitch that you're always worried about her cheating on you. Alpha guys don't worry about their women cheating because they know they are the shit, and the women would be foolish, and even if they did cheat it wouldn't matter because they will have someone else by the end of the night. Abundance mentality.

This is a brief summary of your wife's thought process regarding your night out and her question (shit test) about whether you'd be good:

"He is going out with new friends, his social value appears to be increasing. That's good but it's also making me feel dread that I might have to up my game for him. Let me test his frame to see if I actually have to worry about the dread, or if he's still a beta bitch and he'll be the biggest dork at the bar"

If you had responded to her shit test with one word, indirectly replying to her question, it would have had her hamster spinning in overdrive. Instead you proved that you're still in her frame, you lack confidence and are insecure and that she has nothing to worry about because your lack of confidence and insecurity will instantly repel any woman you meet. I'll let you in on a secret, she actually WANTED you to tease her, be mysterious and keep her guessing what you were up to. She doesn't know it out right, but she is much happier with a man who can keep her on her toes, keep her guessing and thinking about you all night with vague replies, even if it makes her upset.

And for fucks sake stop sending emoji's, you're a grown man.

zeteomegaleio · 2017-09-02T12:04:38+00:00

"You're gonna be good right?"

"Depends how naughty you're going to be for me later"

You made it weird and uncomfortable. If you're not ready for some text game and "trying to think of a suitable response" was all you could do then stick to logistics.

weakandsensitive · 2017-09-02T16:27:12+00:00

you write with smileys like a faggot.

CapNGrind · 2017-09-02T14:21:36+00:00

Her: You're gonna be good right 😉 (time passes) Her: Oh no, no answer. You're going out to pick up chicks aren't you 😉

This is a comfort test.

Me: I was trying to think of a suitable response 😅

This is kind of awkward.

Me: I'll just leave you with this tweet from @blacklabellogic "anything a woman accuses you of thinking about doing, she has usually already done, multiple times." 😅

This is cringe incarnate.

shinola_ · 2017-09-03T12:03:16+00:00

Cringeworthy. You text like a stay at home mom writes on Facebook.

Scurvemuch · 2017-09-02T16:32:43+00:00

she was flirting and you're still gay

-The-Pussy-Whisperer · 2017-09-02T07:43:15+00:00

It was a comfort test (dread game noticed) and you reversed it on her by questioning her fidelity.

She wasn't mad or defensive though, she was worried you were serious and don't trust her. Either your trust is important to her because she values it in itself or your trust is imperative so that she can be sneaky. I don't get the second vibe, more of the first.

You scared her. Now it's time to bring her in and fuck her crosseyed.

Edit: but of course trust your gut (not your heart) in these matters but trusting her needs the occasional verification.

trpbritguy · 2017-09-03T15:24:55+00:00

Some guys have said shit test.. With my wife I'd say comfort test!

"You're gonna be good right?" "I wouldn't be able to find anyone as hot as you anyway!"

And yeah, knock the fucking emotes on the head!

InChargeMan · 2017-09-05T11:16:46+00:00

Why the fuck are you quoting twitter? You failed so hard.

tacko276 · 2017-09-02T11:33:34+00:00

Looks like a comfort test. She gives a shit and that's a good thing. Make your responses more sexual and use them a a way to initiate next time you see her

Title	Shit test/Comfort test pointers.
Author	nzdrummer
Upvotes	0
Comments	18
Date	September 2, 2017 4:58 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askMRP
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