Track Your Wife's Cycle, seriously

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October 18, 2015

Woke up this morning, sat outside and drank my coffee. As I'm browsing through my email I get an alert, "PMS is coming soon..."

Nope, not from my wife, from my Clue app. A month back I decided that MMSL had a good point, that my behavior and persistence in the bedroom needs to be escalated around her cycle. So last month when she hit the rag, I plugged it in the app rather than just keeping track in my head. Didn't have to harass to know when she was off, the app told me. Instead of coming off needy and desperate for sex, i had a game plan to get what i wanted, without concerning myself with the no, based off what i know about her flow. So the Week after the rag, full of sex, week after that I amped it up to twice a day, she was in her window. This week, toned it down a bit as the window is closing, and as of this morning I've been automatically warned of the coming storm and I've got an actual notification telling me that I need to knock out a few rounds while I can before she starts gettin grumpy and turning down.

It seems creepy. And simple. But simply installing this app has given me a damn field manual for my wife, when to play hard, push for some nudes when I'm workin and of course, when to dial it back a bit based on her cycle.

For me, this has been a major help in keeping myself from getting butt hurt should I get a hard no. It makes me look back several months to my attempts to get what I want, not even bothering to think about the spot she's in, just gettin butt hurt that I wasn't getting any.

So seriously, install the app, makes it easy to manage my wife's mood like I would a project at work.

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Title Track Your Wife's Cycle, seriously
Author Trekneck
Upvotes 10
Comments 23
Date 18 October 2015 02:55 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (19 children) | Copy

My wife is on bc and doesn't really have periods, so I haven't been able to figure out when day 1 is. Any suggestions?

[–]RPAlternate42Red Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

day 1 of placebo is day 1 of period.

Her moods won't change much, so there won't be a high and low week with ovulation and PMS. However, her libido won't change with those highs and lows either; The pill evens things out.

The pill also induces a little weight retention.

My wife went off the pill for a month just to see and she lost 7 lbs. She decided to stay off for 3 months... lost more weight.

Then she got tired of her period, took the pills again. 3 days later she was 5 lbs up... then 2 more the next day. She went immediately off the pill. Lost the weight almost overnight. Her period got wonky because she went only a week on the pill, but we are settled in again.

Sex is better off the pill, her moods are very predictable, and her responses to attention withdrawl or more predictable (ie, she acts like a woman now.)

[–]midwayshift0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

If she's on BC she DOES have periods, and regular ones. This is why MSLP recommends tracking, and also Tuesday fun days.

My wife had a hysterectomy and doesn't have "typical" periods any more, but she still has a cycle of ovulation, and the hormonal rhythms associated with that. It's been very helpful for both of us to track her cycle - to her so that she can understand and predict her moods, to me so that I don't get caught off guard and know which types of game are better to play on a particular day.

[–]Trekneck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

If she's on BC she has a period, just may not be regular. Download the app, as soon as she starts, track it. The more you do it the better you'll get at recognizing the changes and while it may not be exact, you should at least be able to predict roughly when shell start, even on bc

[–]strategos_autokratorRed Beret0 points1 point  (7 children) | Copy

Use CLUE, track her mood with it. The app is good even for irregular woman, or on the pill or hormones. It just takes a lot more months of data for it to make accurate predictions.

[–]Trekneck[S] 0 points1 point  (6 children) | Copy

That's what I installed, the "PMS is coming soon" notification alone was worth a laugh and an install

[–]strategos_autokratorRed Beret0 points1 point  (5 children) | Copy

You can change the message to whatever you like, sometime like "Incoming Shark Attack" is funny.

[–]Trekneck[S] 0 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy

Wasn't aware of this. Here come the star wars quotes

[–]BluepillProfessorMod / Red Beret0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

HA! I use Star Trek:

-Red Alert for the obvious stage

-Report to Battle Stations for PMS

-Captain to the Bridge for Ovulation week.

If you use Star Wars, "It's a Trap" would be good for PMS week.

[–]Trekneck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

That's exactly the quote I had in mind

[–]strategos_autokratorRed Beret0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

During the ovulation window: “Stay on target.”

PMS: “You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. …We must be cautious.”

During shark week, as a reminder for Outcome Indepencen when initiating: “Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.”

[–]Trekneck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

“Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.”

God, if only she would get this reference lol

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Update: she takes microgestin every day, no placebo week.

Clue says "enter the first day of your last period." I guess I'll just put today?

[–]BluepillProfessorMod / Red Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

If you just enter in data randomly you will get random answers.

[–]strategos_autokratorRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

The main goal is NOT to walk on eggshells when she has PMS, but to focus your energies to escalate more while she is on her ovulation window. The idea is that your first increase sex during ovulation, then more regularly the other days until you increase your count, then again some more during ovulation, etc, so you both get used to more sex regularly, but that you introduce the changes when she wants to feel your strength.

[–]Squeezymypenisy0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

You guys don't fuck on here period? I do that all the time with mine. A little blood doesn't bother me, but to each his own.

[–]Trekneck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I'm all for it, but she's disgusted by it (even tried in the shower a year or so back, she nearly puked).

The good news is that her period is generally guaranteed blowjob week.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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