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If you ever come to a point where you think you're being too aggressive with a girl, keep doing what you do. Let me tell you the tale of numerous experiences that have completely reshaped how I view women and their sexuality.

After ending an LTR earlier this summer, I went on a Tinder binge and had dates lined up regularly on Mondays through Thursdays for several weeks. It came to a point where every date was so methodical, that within an hour of meeting and shooting the shit, the chick and I would be sucking face in public. I didn't give a fuck if there were other people nearby, it just had to happen right there and then. Plus if a girl is a bad kisser, that’s a deal breaker for me and I usually end up cutting the date short after that. These girls would come from all walks of life: teachers, receptionists, accountants, artists, recruiters, you name it. The one thing they all had in common is their undying love for literally having their breath taken away while being kissed. My methods for the fail-proof make out session where every chick gets absolutely wet is to have both of your hands on each side of her neck, manoeuvering her head left and right as you kiss her, with your fingers pulling a bit of her hair and massaging the back of her head. Slowly, but assertively, move either one of your hands to the middle of her neck and start applying slight pressure. We are not talking bedroom choking just yet, but this sets a nice pace of what’s to come in the next few hours and days for her.

Absolutely, positively, 100% of girls that I did this too were gasping for air in the most sexual way possible. It was like an instant switch for the bedroom eyes, where she would look at me like a hungry lioness and start reaching for my cock. At this point is where I stop dead in my tracks and continue with the conversation, usually by taking a sip of my drink first. You can just feel her heart about to jump out of her chest, it’s beating so fast, that if I wanted to take her right there and then in the bar booth, I probably could. The revelation came to me last night after another first date with a chick where she said she absolutely loved how I took her breath away. At this point I got lost inside my head while remembering this song from my childhood.

The message has been there for us men all along. Women want you to take their breath away. LITERALLY. There is no underlying message about wooing her with flowers, or romantic gestures. It’s that simple. Take her fucking breath away and enjoy the fruits your labour shortly thereafter.