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Don't Fucking Forget…

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March 28, 2019
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Pussies, ass-pirates, and homos alike… aka new posters... remember this:

Your wives want to be sluts. They want to get railed. They want to scream with reckless abandon. They want a bad-ass mother-fucker to make them feel hot, wanted, and steamed-up with passion.

They want to get fucked.

Christ, did you forget that? Long ago, and in a universe far, far away, before you became a video game-playing, dungeon-mastering, masturbating asshole? Before your latest Fortnite skin became all the rage? Before you started commenting on gay-ass pornhub videos and imagining your days with a blowup doll? Before your "dream night" became a six-pack and a gay-ass movie on Netflix?

Or did you simply never learn?

Or, perhaps you have gone to the proverbial dark side and fear that you can never get back?

You faggots forget this a lot: They're on your side. (Until they're not.)

But, until they're not, they're more on your side than you realize.

Much more.

Why? Because just like you, they want to get laid. Christ on a crucifix. It's that simple. They want to get laid. And the only thing standing in the way of them getting laid is… well… you.

You.

You fairies are standing in the way of your wives' desire to get laid.

You don't even realize that. You are your own worst enemy, and at the same time, theirs too.

You are the fucking enemy.

You get so caught up in your Robert Smith-like angst that you forget… within every prudish bitch telling you to (1) do the laundry, (2) wash your penis, (3) mow the lawn, (4) take out the garbage, (5) change the brat's diapers, (6) put the fucking toilet seat down, (7) buy some gluten-free bread, or (8) head by their mother's house to pick up some paperwork... there is a passionate, sweaty whore... waiting to be fucked by someone who has the balls to fuck her.

Why not be you? After all, it's not like all your neighbors are lining up to run a train on her ass, right?

I get it. Maybe you're not there yet.

Maybe you've fallen so far from grace that it's, well, disgraceful.

But, you can get back to the mountaintop.

That's what Mohammad says, right?

Give her what you want.

But more importantly - and as you've forgotten - give her what she wants too.

Edit: My wife just texted me nudes from Victoria's Secret. Why? Is it because I'm so hawt? So amazing? So fabulous? No, it's because I stopped getting in my own fucking way and stopped stepping on my own dick. I stopped being my own worst enemy. I had my reasons, you have yours. Just fucking get over it. Christ. Enjoy life. Enjoy your wife. She's there for the taking. If you don't take her someone else will. Dick.

Edit 2: After posting this, my wife demanded I come to the side of the bed and blew me. Again. This is the same woman who didn't give many blowjobs in the past. Like I said, I am no longer my own worst enemy.


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Title Don't Fucking Forget…
Author johneyapocalypse
Upvotes 55
Comments 23
Date 28 March 2019 11:15 PM UTC (1 year ago)
Subreddit askMRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/223744
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/b6puqd/dont_fucking_forget/
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[–]threekindsoflucky25 points26 points  (0 children) | Copy

Stop trying to think your way into your wife's pants. Stop trying to figure out if she's giving you the right signs. Stop trying to analyse her every action to determine what she's thinking. Don't be in your head, and don't try to be in hers.

Fucking enjoy those kisses, the soft touches for what they are. Touch her ass because you want to, not because you were told by some poster that might lead her into wanting sex. Enjoy those moments. Be fucking there. Don't be locked in your own stupid head trying to figure out what some alpha bloke would do in your situation.

And when you are fucking, don't be stuck in your head wondering if you're railing her like chad would. Stop comparing yourself to other posters on here, and their stories of their sexcapades. Do what you want to do. What you really deeply desire. Get out of your head and your wife just might follow. Maybe she will be your slut when you stop over thinking every little thing, the slightest negative body language. Don't hesitate. If you fuck like a little bitch, at least be completely present. Own it.

Some of this is just a reminder for myself.

[–]MrChad_ThundercockBig Red Machine2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

“She's there for the taking”

MCT likes.

Lots of faggot questions lately- so Great post!

[–]FereallyRedHard Core Red4 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy

Nice.

I actually remember the "wash your dirty dick" dude and his earnest attempts to scrub his filthy cock until his wife approved.

Ouch.

In both senses of the word.

[–]johneyapocalypseThe one that says "Bad Motherfucker"[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

I remember too. Jesus. He's why I wrote that.

[–]redismyfuture5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Before Mrp and after kids (aka the depth of my blue pill says) wife kept telling me to go slow bc if I went to fast It would hurt. Probably did considering how dry I'd make her.

About 6 months ago when I really started making strides in my changes. Had her on the back of the couch dropping it to her and she says " slow down". I replied "no, you'll get it however I give it to you", and proceeded to knock the bottom out of her. She was screaming like a feral cat before it was over.

Now she begs me to lay the hammer down on her and fuck her with reckless abandonment.

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Your wives want to be sluts. They want to get railed. They want to scream with reckless abandon. They want a bad-ass mother-fucker to make them feel hot, wanted, and steamed-up with passion.

They want to get fucked.

Man I love a good pump me up in the morning.

[–]GoodWillFunky1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Fuck Robert Smith. Hail Trent Reznor. -Closer- added to playlist.

[–]resolutions3161 point2 points  (7 children) | Copy

Your wives want to be sluts.

I think this is true for most.I'm increasingly starting to suspect that it's not true for mine.

That's OK, though. The plan remains the same, regardless.

You get so caught up in your Robert Smith-like angst that you forget…

Girls love the angsty guys.

MRP in a nutshell:

Be THIS Robert Smith...https://i.pinimg.com/originals/59/f2/c9/59f2c993b7fcf1b2ef7fa1dddba45425.jpg

Not this one.

http://tommycatkins.com/2016/robert_smith_leatherface1.jpg

Edit: I honestly thought I was going to be the only one to bring this up, but apparently MRP is filled with Cure fans

[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Edit: I honestly thought I was going to be the only one to bring this up, but apparently MRP is filled with Cure fans

Used to be one could get laid with The Cure on in the background...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (5 children) | Copy

starting to suspect that it's not true for mine.

Do you think this her anti-slut defense is too much of a barrier, she’s asexual, or something else? That’s the concern I have with my wife, but I have a good 12 months before I’d be in any position for a go plan. I think the advice from /u/threekindsoflucky is spot on. Stop thinking about it. Just do. Don’t worry about it. Harder said than done.

[–]resolutions3161 point2 points  (4 children) | Copy

I think it’s a combination.

I think she had more sex when she was younger - but probably not a ton. And mostly while seeking validation for her low self esteem. She’s much more self assured today.

Physical issues from our first kid make her very uncomfortable with her body/sex.

An overall lack of comfort being sexy/sexual. She’s very “in her masculine,” for lack of a better term.

And I’m absolutely sure 10 years with my beta ass, pedestalizing, needy, vagina-drying self didn’t help.

Maybe I’m just not her type. Once a BB, always a BB.

Not sure. Don’t care. She isn’t willing or interested in putting in the work to improve things. Nothing I can do but work on myself and take care of my own needs.

[–]matrixtospartanatLVRed Beret1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy

Dude. No. Just fucking stop.

I’ve really enjoyed a lot of your shit, but you showed your ass In this comment and I absolutely have to call you out on this shit.

She may be “in her masculine”, but that’s a reflection of your lack of displayed masculinity. Look at the yin/yang symbol. The whole premise of LIFT, READ, STFU is that as you move into your masculine, she will move back into her feminine.

If “once a BB, always a BB” were even close to being true; this sub, and a half a dozen others just like it wouldn’t exist.

If she isn’t willing or interested in putting in the work to improve things, are you yet worth improving for? If she’s not following you, have YOU ever questioned YOUR leadership?

You’ve been here a couple of years.

I may be totally off.

Your wife may be a completely defective unit.

But it seems like you’ve gotten comfortable treading water in the deep end of the pool with.

In the vernacular, you need to start swimming or GTFO of the pool.

Maybe I’m wrong.

But if I’m right..

Take a step back, re-evaluate your position and tactics, and

GET BACK TO FUCKING WORK!

[–]resolutions3161 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

I’m not sure why your assumption here is that because I’ve said the above, I’m somehow not working on myself.

I’ve said this in other posts, but the extreme ownership ethos of MRP, taken too far, is just a covert contract dressed up in red clothes.

MRP is not “if you lift hard enough, shut up long enough, and act alpha ANY woman will want to fuck you.”

Sure, most women have sex drives, and share attraction cues.

But there is a vast gulf between the average woman and any specific woman - an infinity of permutations caused by individual biological differences, personal experience, trauma, whatever.

As I mentioned in my reply, I don’t KNOW that my wife won’t respond. It’s possible. And yes, it’s possible that I just suck, and if I just “Alphaed Up” a little more, she’d be dripping wet every night and sucking my dick.

But I’m not going to DEPEND on it.

Read my OYS posts. Tell me if you think I’m not putting in the work.

Edit: that last line came off as flippant, but was meant earnestly - critique my weekly work. It’s there for that reason and I welcome feedback.

[–]matrixtospartanatLVRed Beret1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

The ‘once a BB, always a BB’ triggered me.

I see you doing the work, but your wife is not responding, and she might not ever.

I understand you have 2 young children.

Is that why you stay?

[–]resolutions3161 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yes. Probably.

Also probably I’m still unplugging from the now 15-year long oneitis I had for my wife.

Also - my wife is awesome. I want it to work out. I want to give her the chance.

But I’ve accepted that people get married for a variety of reasons, and it’s possible she married someone she was comfortable with...but that she was never, and could never be, deeply attracted to.

I don’t blame her either way. The question I most struggle with is “how far am I willing to go for sex and intimacy, when she does so much else right? Will she come around? Is it ME - or is it just a permanent aspect of our relationship?”

Don’t have an answer yet. But I’m in the strongest position I’ve ever been.

I appreciate your reply. It got me thinking a lot about this.

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Go post this on the main sub.

[–]johneyapocalypseThe one that says "Bad Motherfucker"[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Too trite for main I think.

This was just meant to be a reminder for the next unbelievably pathetic loser who saunters into this joint with his head down.

[–]RPeed1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Robert Smith

Had to Google it but it's that guy from South Park.

[–]matrixtospartanatLVRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

The ‘once a BB, always a BB’ triggered me.

You are doing the work, but the wife is not responding, and she might not ever.

I understand you have 2 young children.

Is that why you stay?

EDIT: sorry, this reply to wrong comment

[–]0io-Tsundere0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

[When you say Robert Smith angst, I don't know if you mean fat Robert Smith or hot Robert Smith from back in the day.]

Great post!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Your wives want to be sluts.

What's funny is that this fact is often lying out in the open, right in our fucking faces. I know it was for me. Just pay attention to what tv/movies your woman watches. What she reads. They tell us every day how slutty they want to be.

[–]johneyapocalypseThe one that says "Bad Motherfucker"[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Totally agree. I notice that all the time now too.

And it's been there all along.

[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

"Tonight I'm screaming like an animal
Tonight I'm losing control
Tonight I'm screaming like an animal...
...And all I want is to hold you like a dog"

Robert Smith



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