"My fiancée used to snort coke, drop acid, and sleep around, but now she's perfect for me! Oh yeah, it was a year ago."

NoLongerSisyphus · 2014-05-01T17:49:08+00:00

OMG, she's a unicorn!! Put her on a pedestal, and wife her swiftly! Because holding her up as an object of perfection when she has a history of drug abuse, unsafe sex, and suicidal thoughts, including relapses, will totally make sure she stays healthy clean and sober.

rlaptop7 · 2014-05-01T17:50:43+00:00

I would not marry a whore

You only date virgins ?

Ya heard it here first. Women are either virgins or whores.

logical fallacies = religion status.

Some people are too up their own ass to deserve a response.

hashtagpound2point2 · 2014-05-01T19:02:52+00:00

Any time a guy says that her girl is perfect, it usually just means she's hot and one of the only girls to ever be nice to him.

[deleted] · 2014-05-01T17:33:08+00:00

Yes, yes. The old if you found you were chasing Amy, would you still chase her?

I don't chase and I ain't the Save a Ho guard on duty. Someone else can have the new, "perfect" ticking timebomb.

[deleted] · 2014-05-02T13:06:10+00:00

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RedPillDad · 2014-05-01T17:27:09+00:00

Suppose you need to go somewhere for two days and you need someone to watch the kids. The guy down the street offers to watch your kids. He is really nice, always responsible. Everybody thinks highly of him. He's very good with kids. And then you find out he is a three time sex offender that has molested kids 2, 4, and 6 years ago. The past is the past right? He is reformed!

TehFuggernaut · 2014-05-01T16:24:24+00:00

Inb4STD

I don't get why he's criticizing them for asking a question that he wanted to know the answer to.

Now, what makes him think that she changed simply because she's with him?

Oh yeah, riding the cock carousel.

DarkJedi690 · 2014-05-01T19:58:36+00:00

It was ONE year ago? Didn't he propose to her only a couple months ago?

So either he proposed to her after a couple months of dating, or she was doing this shit while he was dating her.

This guy's not just beta-- he's just fucking stupid.

MockingDead · 2014-05-01T19:59:18+00:00

Perfect FOR ME implies that she didn't slut it up as a coked out whore. But YMMV.

[deleted] · 2014-05-01T22:20:52+00:00

The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior. That's all I have to say.

ButterMyBiscuit · 2014-05-01T17:49:50+00:00

I'm specifically looking for the type of girl who enjoys dropping acid. You have to be pretty solid mentally and have a firm grasp on things.

bitzin · 2014-05-01T16:22:07+00:00

So typical nice guy, has trouble in relationships, probably rich, this poor women decided she wants true love and settles down with him. I'm sure it will go well for both of them and neither will cheat on the other.

garlicextract · 2014-05-01T17:06:14+00:00

I'm pretty sure everyone has some fucked up regrettable shit in their past. Hell if you don't, you're probably kinda boring and inexperienced. Forget about it man, don't worry about who someone was twenty years ago bother you, focus on today

This response is actually pretty good. Yes, if only we could all be as lucky as to actually find the unicorns out there.

But then OP drops the bombshell:

it wasnt twenty years ago. just one.

WTF?

AbsoluteAltitude · 2014-05-02T01:04:30+00:00

we'll see him here in 2 years

elchoma90 · 2014-05-01T22:44:30+00:00

This guy is either the biggest faggot ever or a chick in disguise looking for some validation that she isn't a whore any more.

cwschizzy · 2014-05-01T22:27:54+00:00

If he stays with her, he's more fucked up than she is.

Sinistar_Lives · 2014-05-01T22:56:56+00:00

He's so focused on how great being her only lifeline to stability is. This is the white knight wet dream.

[deleted] · 2014-05-02T00:47:43+00:00

This is a big reason why marriage is on the decline. Back in the day, there were a few women like this, today, there are 75% of the hot ones like this, and whats more?...they're anonymous.

se7ens_travels · 2014-05-01T21:05:52+00:00

the kind of woman that you couldn't have dreamed up. to such an extent that she redefines the word 'happiness

The level of narcissism on this chick is truly outstanding.

VegasHostTre · 2014-05-02T03:08:49+00:00

Seen too many blogs like this over and over again. Whats going to happen is in about 3 years she will label you as boring and go back to whoever was in her life prior to her lifestyle change. She may feel like the one now but she is not.......

SillyAmerican · 2014-05-01T17:56:26+00:00

I dunno but maybe im just a shitstorm, but is doing coke and dropping acid and fucking really all that bad?

redpill_man · 2014-05-02T02:23:45+00:00

Is this from the city-data forums? This sounds like something that would come from there. We had a thread from that site a while back that was pure gold and I can't seem to find to anymore.

charlie_bodango · 2014-05-02T06:53:56+00:00

This poor bastard is going to have his world shattered someday soon.

[deleted] · 2014-05-02T07:24:27+00:00

This would be my response to the original poster:

No. Just no. She's damaged beyond repair, and after your fifth or sixth "slide" you'll have had enough. Save yourself a world of hurt and don't marry her.

charlie_bodango · 2014-05-02T07:40:19+00:00

What forum?

TheLawlessMan · 2014-05-03T13:07:00+00:00

What an idiot... Please ignore the fuck out of him three years from now when he comes to this sub bitching about how she was still sleeping around, blew all their money on drugs behind his back, and took their children. What a loser.... What do they call them? Men that like abuse?

Title	"My fiancée used to snort coke, drop acid, and sleep around, but now she's perfect for me! Oh yeah, it was a year ago."
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Upvotes	68
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Date	May 1, 2014 4:17 PM UTC (12 years ago)
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