A real problem

Littleknownfacts · 2017-10-05T22:29:30+00:00

Two girls at work like me and I dunno which one to choose it's a fuckin' nightmare mate.

Neither, don't shit where you eat bro!

CMV: Oreo Thins are better than normal Oreos.

Also fuck you, opening the Oreo and licking out that cream like it's some grade a pussy is the best thing in the world!

SkookumTree · 2017-10-05T23:07:14+00:00

Flip a coin. If you're disappointed in the outcome, you know who you want to get with.

And it's normal Oreos all the way. You get the crunch of the chocolate wafer like that.

theambivalentrooster · 2017-10-05T23:20:01+00:00

Doublestuffed Oreos or go fuck your mother.

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notworthmuch20xx · 2017-10-05T22:28:37+00:00

pick the higher RMV one

TheBookOfSeil · 2017-10-05T22:36:45+00:00

Keep things casual and see what happens. Don't fuck up your work environment because all it takes is one little complaint to HR and boom!- You're done.

Maybe things might work out in the long run with the bookish girl. So, you've gotta figure out what you want right now. Will it be the fun girl that you can have right now, or will it be a distant relationships with a hot secretary-type girl?

Drippyskippy · 2017-10-05T22:41:12+00:00

Don't shit where you eat. Bad things happen. This is TRP 101. Unless its a job you can afford to lose, just don't do it.

DarkLord0chinChin · 2017-10-05T22:44:36+00:00

PSA I'm Chad

thenoorys · 2017-10-05T23:08:12+00:00

Triple stuff mint oreos and iv ketamine wtf are you thinking

PBRScagsquad · 2017-10-05T23:45:08+00:00

Don't shit where you eat man, I know it's tempting but unless you don't give a shit about the job keep them as friends. If #2 is as cool as you say, she'll have cool friends, just go out with her and meet them.

333i · 2017-10-06T12:39:56+00:00

What is ketamine like?

alreadyredschool · 2017-10-06T01:37:37+00:00

If you don't fuck one of them she will hate you for rejecting her.

Either both or 50% hate you. Fuck the hotter one.

Lol these plebs and their oreos.

GinSmokeLies · 2017-10-06T01:39:37+00:00

This post caused me physical pain.

I find any non-classic Oreo configuration disgusting on a visceral level. (And don't even get me started on off-brand Oreos, oh my God...)

The classic Oreo is God's own cookie and frankly we are not worthy of it. Trying to improve upon such perfection is the height of man's hubris and what will ultimately lead to our demise as a species. I'm pretty sure this was prophesied in the book of Revelation.

IamTheWalkingMenu · 2017-10-06T12:42:02+00:00

Get out loser!! Lemon 🍋 Oreos are the shit.

IckyStickyPoo · 2017-10-06T02:37:12+00:00

Imagine if...

One of those girls was right here now commenting in PPD....the one that you didn't pick...

LewisCross · 2017-10-06T13:48:41+00:00

.....

Title	A real problem
Author	GroovyEFS
Upvotes	2
Comments	61
Date	October 5, 2017 10:27 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/PurplePillDebate/comments/74jhew/a_real_problem/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/PurplePillDebate/a-real-problem.265551 https://theredarchive.com/post/265551

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