I recently heard a classification something like this. I am aware it's politically incorrect as fuck:

  • Alpha Bucks/High Beta: NFL Player/celebrity/apex alpha/gangster dons. Rich, famous, powerful and aesthetic as fuck. Trophy wives, fellow models/celebrities. Most men will never be this, they move in higher circles. if you're reading PPD, you probably never made it brah, feelsbadman. Therefore it is pointless to pine to be a god among men.

  • Alpha Fucks: Hot guy in HS/college. Chad Thundercock. Highly desired by women and respected/feared by men. Solid Game, very socially skilled. Refuses to commit, access to the CC, high N count and doesn't give a shit, succeeds in online dating etc. Male models, quarterbacks, frontmen of bands, etc. Could progress quickly up career ranks, but doesn't really care too much about social norms bar what it can do for him. Will likely become a Beta Fucks, Alpha Bucks or revert to wild Alpha in later life.

  • Wild Alpha: Resides outside of societal norms. Does whatever he wants, gets whatever he wants. Generally rejects any social order or authority figure, lives outside the law and morality. High N-count and literally doesn't give a shit. Pronounced Dark Triad personality. Many criminals.

  • Beta Fucks: Hot confident husband/fiance with good stable career, higher-up in management. Plenty of options. Either spent youth as an AF or cleaned up from BB as he got older/his shit together. Married to/courting attractive women. Essentially a 'fake Alpha' since he supports the feminine imperative as a Better Beta. Highly attractive, charismatic and popular male feminists/white knights can fall into this category.

  • Beta Bucks: Your run-of-the-mill 'established' white collar 30-40 y/o man actually. Average Joe. Reasonable health, reasonable social skills, financial stability. Nothing remarkable, no Game, lack of confidence around women but not exactly insecure, but nothing really off-putting either, and that's precisely what he gets; an average wife who settles for him and his security, and is likely to cheat. Would have lived happily ever after if he'd have lowered his standards.

  • AFC/Low Beta: Your average socially awkward skinny fat 22 year old virgin in high school/college/part-time employment. Likely to be friendzoned and be treated as gay best friend. Could get laid if he lowered his standards, was willing to commit or worked out more/improved dress sense. Many high-functioning aspies in this area. Will likely get married to a low SMV wife in later age and ironically, live happily ever after.

  • Omega-I Incel: Overweight, noticeably socially awkward, minimum wage job, low social status, insecure. Kissless virgin, firmly beta orbiter. May have some average women as friends, but would have to greatly lower his standards to get laid. If can't improve, should lose his V to a hooker to get it out of his system then go MGTOW.

  • Omega-II Incel: Wizards, obese, unemployed NEET, agoraphobic. Many more severely autistic and clinically depressed guys, sadly. No female friends or only female friends of very low SMV, as most women are repelled by them and afraid they'll get clingy. At this point, even if he can afford them, hookers are reluctant to service him.

  • Omega-III Incel: The truly unfortunate. Morbidly obese and in poor health, severely disabled or mentally ill, physically deformed, unemployed without hopes of ever holding down employment, therefore cared for by the state/parents. Kissless virgin after 40, Archmage status in my Omegasphere. May have had minimal contact with the outside world let alone women, reflected in social skills. Will probably die alone unless someone arranges for a hooker to give him a pity fuck.

Anybody here agree with/disagree with these classifications?