At 37 looking for a good man. But here is the catch: can you look at my tits and read my bio at the same time? Besides being a decent guy, I also really need a family lawyer.

0mrcynic0 · 2020-10-23T07:12:07+00:00

She's looking for a decent man to rob him of his money and dignity and then get a lawyer to spin the narrative that she's the victim. Easy money for her.

Nothing says superficial like showing your huge tits with nothing to offer in return.

adriannmng · 2020-10-23T06:58:49+00:00

The requirement in the modern thot bio never cease to amaze. So she is looking for, obviously, a nice guy. But what the heck is the family lawyer for? Does she need someone to divorce rape her ex? In this case candidates mesmerised by her tits beware, you are next in line for divorce rapping.

InevitableOwl1 · 2020-10-23T07:20:36+00:00

Pretty bold move to state up front that sex doesn’t interest her. So what is she offering ? And I am not for one moment suggesting that is the only thing women can offer. But it is top of the list

And what is an “inner world” ?

AurelianWay · 2020-10-23T09:21:03+00:00

When this 37 year old takes off that push up / sports bra, gravity will take over and you get subjected to the worst sagging tits in the northern hemisphere.

She doesn't need a family lawyer, she needs a time machine. Hear that that sound banana tits.......tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock.

I-am-the-lul · 2020-10-23T09:41:24+00:00

She's 37, so she's way too old for any man of any self respect to marry, not to mention dodgy as heck.

asdf333aza · 2020-10-23T11:16:02+00:00

Female: sex means nothing...

Also that same female: hey look at my boobs.

silly_birb · 2020-10-23T08:30:15+00:00

So she's looking for an eunuch?

40moreyears · 2020-10-23T09:35:33+00:00

I’m sure her “inner world” is very “rich”. Too much so for my taste. Pass.

step_aside_butch_ · 2020-10-23T10:54:20+00:00

She's probably going through some child support or custody/visistation legal issues and wants to date a lawyer to avoid the attorney fees

NickTesla2018 · 2020-10-23T12:45:46+00:00

Male attorneys who represent women and put ex-husbands thru the ringer should be ashamed of themselves. Hopefully there's some karma down the road.

itmarcel · 2020-10-23T09:32:00+00:00

She is looking for a responsible man, sex, money, meaningless chatter, which does not interest her? What exactly is she looking for? Up to meaningless chatter?

AstroPixelCollector · 2020-10-23T10:10:47+00:00

This cunt uses her cleavage like a sticky spider web. Too funny.

StraightGangstaHack · 2020-10-23T11:18:30+00:00

Omg I'm dying at this one.

GayyFieri · 2020-10-23T08:37:20+00:00

I not lawyer but this has to be a good case for disbarment

meerita · 2020-10-23T10:52:06+00:00

Pic showing boobs. Contracted belly. Bait for chads.

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-10-23T12:54:00+00:00

Woman--"I know...I put my tits on Tinder to hire a lawyer to divorce rape my husband and use the only thing of value that I have to make payments!"

WAATGM Man--"I hope you bought some astroglide because you are about to get a repeated lesson in asset devaluation!"

MrJive01 · 2020-10-23T13:22:19+00:00

"Looking for a responsible man." -Tits

LambertHatesGwent · 2020-10-23T10:41:53+00:00

barf! barf! barf! grrrrrrrrrr!!!!! barf! barf! barf! grrrrrrrrrr!!!!! barf! barf! barf! rrrrrrrooarrrr!!!!

gee wonder why nobody comes to pet the dog?

rfmoretti · 2020-10-23T11:09:39+00:00

she wants a lawyer and is not interested in money... so a pro bono lawyer would be a perfect match for her amirite guys?

Bing_Bang_Bam · 2020-10-23T12:29:57+00:00

Basically a pro--stituite.

2020-10-23T14:58:48+00:00

She's as fake as her tits.

GayyFieri · 2020-10-23T08:35:33+00:00

Too bad you can't wear a bra for your saggy pits like you can for your saggy boobs

TheApricotCavalier · 2020-10-23T14:33:21+00:00

rich inner world. Lmao

Scambucha · 2020-10-23T16:02:39+00:00

Sometimes I wonder if it’s satire when they say that they aren’t looking for meaningless sex but have pics like in the above. I mean seriously. I suppose it’s also attributed to a lack of awareness and it’s not satire, either way it’s not even funny.

danylsews · 2020-10-23T17:37:01+00:00

hehe big boobie, honk honk

MrNeurotypical · 2020-10-23T20:16:58+00:00

"I really need a family lawyer"

I'm surprised nobody caught this. She's got fake boobs, not fat, probably tons of plastic surgery. She can pull Chads all day long. She doesn't even need tinder. She's a prostitute who just made all that up because she's divorcing her plastic surgeon husband.

Jake-Orion · 2020-10-23T13:22:27+00:00

Maybe I'm still waking up, but I swear that final line came out as Cock Carousel religion when I first read that bio.

Paul_Denten68 · 2020-10-23T16:55:10+00:00

The surgeon did a good job, she may be good for a young guy who is need of a night of fun.

Alturius · 2020-10-23T21:39:15+00:00

Fake looking tits to match her fake life

2020-10-23T22:26:20+00:00

She has big jugs! I mean her boobs are huge!! I mean I wanna squeeze them!!!

Sumpm · 2020-10-24T17:10:29+00:00

sex doesn't interest me

waatgm??

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