Gym thot here has been thinking that being “one of the boys” makes her attractive to men, but it actually has the opposite effect. A real man wouldn’t go screwing one of his boys, but rather a feminine woman. She expects to have everything and do all the work, while she thots around the block.

DoubleGunzChippa · 2019-12-22T19:23:13+00:00

Every picture is that dumb fucking duckface-y pout. They think it makes them look cute. Um no. It makes you look like you smelled a fart.

Oh a gym babe? Well, based on all the gym babes at my gym, this must be your routine.

-Enter gym with face buried in phone

-stow gear and then enter sauna for 5 minutes to get a sweat sheen going

-take 11 million high angle selfies

-do squats

-do two other exercises that focus on the ass. These will be chosen based on whether there are any men working out within sightline of the machine.

-more selfies, usually including ass ones now

-do 15 minutes of light cardio

-do 5 more minutes in sauna for a final sweat sheen, then post one last selfie, possibly with the hashtag #thatgymlife or some shit.

where_muh_good_mens · 2019-12-22T18:46:19+00:00

"I'm one of the boys"

Your tits are too big for that, honey. Might want to rethink your strategy here.

"I need a man, not a boy"

Ok, wait....I'm ...just confused. Where do you live where men looking for boys is commonplace? /s

where_muh_good_mens · 2019-12-22T18:48:08+00:00

Her mileage doesn't even fit on her chest.

Celulite2000 · 2019-12-22T19:51:04+00:00

Been seeing a pattern with gym rat thots. Usually single moms or post wall women trying to get some attention back from their younger days.

mr_kuk · 2019-12-22T19:26:08+00:00

Don't lie about shit, and I will lie about me.

She will never tell anything true. Milk is black from now on.

I'm one of the boys.

Your dream come true incel shit lord. A dominant alpha (fe)male that will be hanging with other dominant alpha males that will all be constantly testing you!

I can dress up and wow a crowd

Attention whore. Better be ready to fend off Chad after Chad.

Must be able to handle a grown woman...

...that is a gym thot in physical combat (she has the stamina for it, but she's always too tired for sex with you), but you better not fight back you misogynistic piece of shit!

She needs a wallet, not a man or a boy because she has those already, in abundance. Except, they spend all their money on protein shakes.

Life with this woman will be constant shit testing and conflicts with her and her Chad posy. Fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan doesn't seem so bad in comparison.

WereNotGonnaFakeIt · 2019-12-22T19:34:50+00:00

1003 photos of herself? I wouldn't touch her if she was Scarlett Johansson. Who are these morons who stare at photos of themselves all day?

jrpark05 · 2019-12-22T22:25:02+00:00

Sounds like a tradthot, or reformed virgin. A few thoughts:

the last thing I want in a woman is an unfriendly competitor and an endlessly contrarian bitch.
she is not a very strong person, because if she was, why does she need a man with a "good-paying" job?
women that are real tomboys don't have to say it. This woman is a fraud.
Those phrases "mama bear with her cub", I've heard this phrase on conservative talk radio. She's trying to snag the tradcon, secure billy betabux with this and her "one of the boys" and camo cap.
"kicks some ass", "strongest person you'd ever meet", "dress up and wow a crowd", this woman has a fragile ego that would shatter at the slightest criticism.
the rest reads like the template seemingly used by all single mothers

All in all, sounds high-maintenance, and any man that would take her would be her and her son's ATM. Hard, hard pass.

SirKolbath · 2019-12-22T19:49:12+00:00

I didn’t know being an obnoxious rude cunt was a great way to attract a partner but these women must have a different opinion.

MaxsPandaBalls · 2019-12-22T19:36:38+00:00

She's not an extreme sports fanatic. Not a single picture of her doing an extreme sport. As a extreme sports fanatic myself and friends with hundreds of other extreme sports fanatics, across disciplines ranging from; skydiving, base jumping, climbers, slackliners, speedflyers, cliff divers, wingsuits, paragliders, etc. We fucking all have egos and broadcast that shit everywhere on social media.

She did a tandem one time and probably didn't tip her human amusement park ride, so they said fuck her and didn't give her any pics.

If she had a pic up, I would post it to some of the groups I'm in where we make fun of posers. Karen's that do one jump, with someone else in charge of her life, and suddenly they have "live, love and don't stop challenging yourself to growing!" on their tinder bio.

MentORPHEUS · 2019-12-22T19:50:51+00:00

I hate seeing women who NEVER learn to look at the camera lens and post selfie after selfie of her STARING AT HER PHONE SCREEN.

It's symptomatic of a systemic lack of self-awareness and attention to feedback. A person of >100iq should be able to: take action -> review results -> make improvements to process -> apply these improvements to all efforts moving forward -> cumulatively become much better person. Bet you dollars to donuts this woman prioritizes ego protection over learning and growth in every other area of her life besides selfie-taking.

This is the mechanism by which women fix their personality at the age when they learned they could get almost anything they want by exploiting their sex appeal.

Sgt_Thundercok · 2019-12-22T20:29:16+00:00

First glance, first thought in my head was 'gross'.

Duckface, trying too hard, hard eyes, sucking in her gut, and those fucking tats, especially the chest one. And I am never swayed by jugs. Too many dumbasses go insta-stupid over titties.

JohnnySkidmarx · 2019-12-22T21:09:36+00:00

Chest, neck, or face tattoo is an automatic deal-breaker.

Corvus_Uraneus · 2019-12-22T20:40:00+00:00

"I need a man not a boy" ends up getting a boy. Single mothers...

KingRobotPrince · 2019-12-22T21:09:37+00:00

Single mother, post wall, "one of the boys" (slut), manly, arrogant, entitled and demanding.

Why does someone with all these downsides think she can say that she wants a man with a good job?

How can she, a clear loser herself, also say she does not want a loser?

She has built herself a life that means she deserves a "loser", as she is the female equivalent.

Clearly a very deluded woman.

Eta: Just realised there were more pictures. Even for 31 she looks rough. And covered in tats. I doubt she can ever look nice in a dress. She obviously had a rough life.

CommentingOnVoat · 2019-12-22T21:57:21+00:00

She is lying about her age. My initial thought was 50s. Then you see the horrible tattoos, the ego and the usual female drivel. She's been ridden hard and will be giving you more pointless shit tests than a modern college

My only surprise is only one cum gremlin.

Mgtow_Asexual · 2019-12-22T19:52:54+00:00

Why would I want to "handle" a potential partner? That implies that she's a pain in the ass. Protective over her kid but puts his picture on an adult dating app. Good way to attract pedos, lady.

toeshotz · 2019-12-22T20:48:42+00:00

I'm sure all of your " boys " have tap that shit already. She is as fake as her tits.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-12-22T21:02:35+00:00

Those crease lines on her face though. Need to get that fixed, girl! She must have gotten them from all the grimacing while lifting at the gym.

Sgt_Thundercok · 2019-12-22T20:38:45+00:00

The only 'selfie' I have is when I played too rough with my little Jack Russell and she bit my lip and I took a picture in the mirror of the blood running down my chest, laughing. That was 7 years ago.

So many vacuous cunts these days. Thanks dudes, for playing into the bullshit and putting pussy on a pedestal.

SeekingLevelFive · 2019-12-22T21:21:35+00:00

That's a total Chad's kid.

2019-12-22T22:15:21+00:00

What? I would fuck her like the world was ending tomorrow.
Her body is tight and tone, and she is undoubtedly very horny from all that testosterone and can probably fuck your brains out.

Now actually DATING women like this is another story. These kinds of women are aggressive and will shit test you on literally everything. Gym thots are notorious sluts, you don't make a hoe a housewife.

ono_licious · 2019-12-22T23:21:26+00:00

Hell...that face is older than 32! She has seriously high mileage...that...with her obvious chip on her shoulder scream nut case! Just another post-wall with chad’s croblin demanding way way above her own net worth.

bottomLobster · 2019-12-22T21:17:24+00:00

Those tits though, still not worth the squeeze, given I agree with everything already said here, but it does not hurt to look.

alexdiezg · 2019-12-22T23:49:31+00:00

That duck face in the first pic alone would make be swipe left before checking out the other pics and the bio.

novaeboracensis · 2019-12-23T00:43:46+00:00

The one girl at my gym was always prepping for bikini competitons and was by far the "friendliest" girl there

She admitting later that it was the male hormones(enough for a six pack but not to turn into a man) she was taking making her super thirsty

z31fanatic · 2019-12-23T01:57:27+00:00

Chest tattoo automatically means gtfo. Damaged, useless cunt.

TinySackBigShaft_ · 2019-12-22T21:19:21+00:00

Shit I was reading and I was like ok ok ok what’s the catch..okok fishing huh.. okok NOPE when I saw single mother. They always fuck it up like that

Alpha_Black_Knight · 2019-12-22T22:19:40+00:00

She's got the 1000 cuck stare.

RRFdev · 2019-12-22T23:25:37+00:00

Why aren't her boobs getting smaller and tighter from exercise? They are still saggy.

Also that butt. Yeah, that 'booty' that Matt is talking about here. https://www.returnofkings.com/55524/americas-booty-obsession-is-another-symptom-of-social-decline

Looks to me that she's just a 'gym babe' and not an actual fitness enthusiast.

IncelAvenger2000 · 2019-12-22T22:47:50+00:00

I thought white dudes didn’t leave their kids

Buchwild · 2019-12-23T00:25:29+00:00

Says "no losers" then proceeds to tell us about her crotch spawn making HER a loser. Got a good giggle out of this one

tinmonkey147 · 2019-12-23T04:28:03+00:00

A guy somewhere: I really need a ball busting single mother for me to spend all my hard earned money to make her and some other man's child happy. I expect her to be extremely rude, useless and occasionally cheat on me while some lawyers divide up my assets in the eventual divorce.

And that's why we keep getting this kind of dating profile.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-12-23T06:56:05+00:00

Don't trust the camel toe. GYOW.

Which meat head from the gym is the father?

InSilenceLikeLasagna · 2019-12-23T08:30:14+00:00

I’m starting to think these overly aggressive and demanding type of profiles are written that way on purpose to attract guys that don’t understand boundaries and basic respect. She sounds insufferable.

If she was a 9 and didn’t have a kid, I still wouldn’t swipe right based on arrogance alone.

evergreen35 · 2019-12-23T13:47:38+00:00

Always with the crazy eyebrows.

Sculpted eyebrows = swipe left.

Mom = swipe left.

Already making demands = swipe left.

plainnsimpleforever · 2019-12-22T20:40:59+00:00

I can just feel the drama and tension coming from her. I have to quickly write this and never return to this post. It's overpowering.

goboinouterspace · 2019-12-22T21:29:49+00:00

She"s had more injections than the Christmas turkey.

Sensei_Hensei · 2019-12-22T21:56:24+00:00

Text book pump and dump material for some lucky Chad.

BetterHimThanMe · 2019-12-23T01:13:46+00:00

Daisy Duck looks cuter than she does.

SavageMGTOW89 · 2019-12-23T01:57:08+00:00

Hahahaha. This is a gem.

GerinX · 2019-12-23T02:04:12+00:00

This woman looks like she is best avoided. I doubt she will ever wake up and snap out of her delusion.

IIHotelYorba · 2019-12-23T03:43:47+00:00

I need a man not a boy

Exclusively dates “boys”

MikepGrey · 2019-12-23T04:29:49+00:00

Why does she have such a fucked up looking face, and why are guys at the gym not working on her if she is such a catch?

Answer? children are "real men" deterrent

asdf333aza · 2019-12-23T06:51:31+00:00

The wall takes no prisoners. Is this what "quality" woman looks like nowadays? 😂

frikabg · 2019-12-23T02:44:26+00:00

her whole world is in pic 3 :D :D :D

ohishitmypantsagain · 2019-12-23T03:43:16+00:00

What a disgusting looking dumpster slut

nunhgrader · 2019-12-23T04:22:44+00:00

Resting duck face - seems like a complete asshole

Sake99 · 2019-12-23T15:05:30+00:00

She is trying to too hard to look 22.

loneliness-inc · 2019-12-23T15:09:59+00:00

Okay granny tranny.

You go be strong and independent outdoors. I won't stop you from doing so. You can now put away your ugly tits, you are stupid tats, and your ugly face with the moustache.

thenotoriousdougie · 2019-12-23T16:04:26+00:00

Tatted up post-wall single mom with every cliche there is in her profile who thinks “duck lips” make her look anything besides stupid. Wonderful.

2019-12-23T17:04:33+00:00

At least the kid is white.

onlypinhead2000 · 2019-12-23T17:14:19+00:00

Looks too manish to me.

NolanKnowstheTruth · 2019-12-24T09:14:29+00:00

"Classy tattoo", said no one.

CptFizz · 2019-12-24T12:42:38+00:00

Stopped reading at chest tattoo

2019-12-24T13:23:37+00:00

I can also kick some ass

Yeah, no.

Jnycguy · 2019-12-24T15:30:57+00:00

Fucking ego on that ... the wall is coming fast and that trashy tattoo... yuck! This is why i stay away from all dating sites. Thanks for posting these thots profiles!

macktheknive · 2019-12-24T18:37:20+00:00

Looks like a man. Tattoos will be a blue, wrinkly mess in 20 years, just like her when she discovers feminism.

Don't miss out on this one boys!

oh_no_aliens · 2019-12-25T01:04:06+00:00

Close the sub boys, we cant top this one.

juanwonone1 · 2019-12-25T23:34:41+00:00

32 looks 42

loneliness-inc · 2019-12-23T11:21:33+00:00

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VetteVet83 · 2019-12-23T13:39:20+00:00

Aside from the shitty tattoos, I thinks she’s pretty hot. Then again, I’m pretty strong and muscular so I don’t mind a little muscle on a gal.

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