Qualified hairdresser is in to "pole fitness" and wants a change of career. The first date will be about your role as a potential father and provider for her 3 kids.

MarkBoabaca · 2019-07-24T15:31:40+00:00

It's always absurd when you reverse their gender. "I'm a father-of-three who makes ten bucks an hour and wants to talk about your finances on the first date."

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2019-07-24T15:11:49+00:00

That is the look of a woman who sees the wall coming, has acknowledged that Alpha Bucks is not in her future, and is trying her damnedest to secure Beta Bucks.

It would be so easy to joke about her being cross-eyed or being the girl version of a worthless loser, but her interests are literally pole dancing and riding stallions. Her longest relationship is 7 years and her kid appears to be under 7 years old, meaning that her Alpha Fucks is tied to her forever and will appear in her life, tempting her with more Alpha Fucks (funded of course by your Beta Bucks).

moorekom · 2019-07-24T15:57:41+00:00

Pole dancer
Horse chick
Single mom of 3 kids

The holy trinity right there.

anyoneinamerica · 2019-07-24T15:18:55+00:00

are you a family man

what do you do for a living

Why don't you ask us what you really want to know? Do you have a job that can support 4 additional people and are you willing to bailout me and my 3 kids AND expect nothing in return? Obviously as a pole dancing hair dresser I do not have a profitable career path, so are you willing to pay for me to go back to school too?

RunawayGrain · 2019-07-24T15:51:46+00:00

You'd think a hairstylist would have a hair do that doesn't look like a Dr. Seuss drawing.

TomahawkSuppository · 2019-07-24T16:29:16+00:00

Women really have a strange view of fatherhood and that it can simply be interchanged as they choose.

Fhaze1117 · 2019-07-24T15:55:41+00:00

Her "you have to make me laugh or it's just not going to work"

The delusion force is strong with this one.

Older_Miggy · 2019-07-24T15:50:56+00:00

Ok, I looked up pole fitness. How ridiculous.

This is just closet stripper training in this old fart's eyes.

This profile reeks of desperation even more than most of the others here.

swedishchef123 · 2019-07-24T17:12:04+00:00

About Me:

I bring a mountain of liability and crushing debt. Make enough money to pay for my hair and nails, will demand you provide the rest. Oh teehee I also have 3 additional mouths to provide for, better be making 6 figures to cover my costs. I'm 6 months away from being a complete and total Dependapatomus.

Been lurking here long enough to see the patterns, but does it feel to anyone else the sliding scale is only getting WORSE?

MRMRising · 2019-07-24T17:13:04+00:00

Are you a Family man?

Translation; Can I count on you to bring home the bacon and pay my bills?

bushwicksick · 2019-07-24T17:50:11+00:00

28 year old, post wall, white trash, worthless female seeks betabux. This piece of garbage has 3 bastard offspring and wants to trap another man. Single mothers are scum sucking demons in my honest opinion. They literally breed criminals and are a burden to society. I think she wrote she is into pole fitness in order to give the image of 'hot, sexy, fit' chic to any potential suitors lol. What advantage does she offer over a childless 28 year old female?

crazyreddmerchant · 2019-07-24T17:27:57+00:00

LOL at "personality: crafty"

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2019-07-24T17:30:22+00:00

Another one that claims to be ambitious.

What are your ambitions? Being a stay-at-home mommy who fucks her ex (and others) while Billy Beta is at work trying to support you and your bratty bastards?

Broncoli · 2019-07-24T15:49:50+00:00

Ooh - who wouldn't want to hook up with ms. perma-sneer?

twoshovels · 2019-07-24T17:39:21+00:00

It sounds like a job interview

AetherSprite224 · 2019-07-24T17:33:35+00:00

I assume sluttery of any woman who wears her hair in a style that takes it above their head like that.

You wear it for the same reason guys with manbuns do--it's a hand-hold for all the guys you're blowing.

Warlock791 · 2019-07-24T17:31:00+00:00

Where's her chin at?

Jamie850 · 2019-07-24T18:21:10+00:00

Is this a dating profile or a job advertisement? It's all about what You must already be/have in qualifications.

masterofthebarkarts · 2019-07-24T18:26:26+00:00

Nobody gonna mention that she's walleyed? No? No takers? Cool. Cool cool cool.

OklahomaWeedMan · 2019-07-24T18:30:25+00:00

Who would this profile even appeal to?

It basically just says "Play daddy for my kids". I'd assume any man who takes her up on it is a massive pedophile risk, since the whole profile is basically just an advert about how she has kids.

She's obviously looking for someone who doesn't have kids, because she likely doesn't want anymore. She wants someone willing to play daddy and get nothing from it Her pitch is literally "Please cuck yourself and become my slave".

maximo1984 · 2019-07-24T19:04:51+00:00

Watch out, she already has one eye on another man.

1st10Amendments · 2019-07-24T18:07:25+00:00

Now, I’m no Chad, but her face isn’t bi-symmetrical, and that’s the main reason she’s not attractive to me.

as_elias · 2019-07-24T19:05:24+00:00

"Looking to train to do something else" is surely code for "I expect Prince Charming to pay for vocational training or a degree." I also chuckled at "horse riding". She surely has sat on plenty of stallions.

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-07-24T17:00:18+00:00

I am not willing to answer whether or not I'm interested. I'll just put here, "Prefer not to say".

tysonsmithshootname · 2019-07-24T20:35:33+00:00

She strikes me as the type that has "given up blowjobs."

deesenaughts · 2019-07-25T01:45:52+00:00

9 head

lazy eye

"I got FIIIIVE kids to feed"

lol back to the dumpster, thot

Mmmurl · 2019-07-24T19:47:37+00:00

Pole is awesome tho you should try it if you get the chance

loner589 · 2019-07-24T20:34:19+00:00

She is looking at 2 different cameras at the same time...thats talent!!!!!!

ZarBandit · 2019-07-24T21:14:49+00:00

The wall already hit the right side of her face and the bones fused in the wrong position. Blew out her eye too.

thezac2613 · 2019-07-24T23:19:07+00:00

She prefers not to say if she has a car? — that means no.

p3ngwin · 2019-07-24T23:33:34+00:00

(In her own profile's 'ABOUT' section)

"Tell me about yourself."

god damn this twat is dumb o.O

TitySuker · 2019-07-25T01:03:51+00:00

Are you a family man? Cool! Come join mine. 😂

kyledontcare · 2019-07-25T01:08:44+00:00

I don't have first hand experience but I have heard horse chicks are the worst bar none and should be avoided at all costs.

EvilKlownz2 · 2019-07-25T01:11:30+00:00

Do you have a car? Prefer not to say.

Simple. Yes or no.

Do you want children? Prefer not to say.

This one is not a simple answer. No if you are a alpha with no money or any chance of getting trapped. Yes if you are a BB and can easily pay child support in the quad digits when I leave your ass for alpha cock or a better provider.

TEH_PROOFREADA · 2019-07-25T01:20:49+00:00

She looks like the entity known as “Lam”.

Stay safe, fellas.

666sdk666 · 2019-07-25T02:09:56+00:00

Bleached blonde trailer park princess looking for someone to support her three fuck trophies. What a prize.

anonanyo · 2019-07-25T02:52:38+00:00

On today's episode of This Clown World.

confusedasianx · 2019-07-25T05:02:30+00:00

Anyone who uses slang terms like queen in the pics above is banging tyrone, pookie, and Ray Ray.

Key terms to look for = queen, snowbunny, or princess = banging Tyrone.

bablfish · 2019-07-25T05:33:05+00:00

wanna pay for my brood and my re-education ?

BarryBenbow · 2019-07-25T12:01:26+00:00

She looks like a Pomeranian. Probably sounds like one too.

devok1 · 2019-07-25T12:47:00+00:00

The goblin face is strong on this one.

rydog4616 · 2019-07-25T14:47:34+00:00

that skull...

Title	Qualified hairdresser is in to "pole fitness" and wants a change of career. The first date will be about your role as a potential father and provider for her 3 kids.
Author	ObviousLoss
Upvotes	200
Comments	83
Date	July 24, 2019 2:49 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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