Pretend Alpha Chad Fleeces Hyper Speed Hamster Brained Woman for 200k and Puts Her In Protective Care Over Dashed Hypergamy Dreams 🤣

ContradictFate · 2019-05-18T14:28:53+00:00

ItsAGundam on YouTube, hilarious guy that is incredibly relatable in being an average dude and just put at the back of the line all the time, talks about a story of a woman who fell in love with a dream rather than an individual. Once that, as well as 200k duckets, gets pilfered from her dumb as fuck hands, well.. You'll just have to watch til the end.. It is just epic. It's an amazing learning lesson that if women had rational expectations of what you deserve, you'd be half way to owning a house right now but instead you're eating $0.49 microwave ramen, so go eat shit after that.

WAATGM with private jet flight dates, amirite!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

byronshadow · 2019-05-18T19:30:41+00:00

Would it be international news if a lonely guy got fleeced out of 200K by a foreign woman who was out of his league?

moorekom · 2019-05-18T17:23:44+00:00

Shameless plug of the post I wrote on this woman here. Might go quite well with this hilarious video and also help to fill in some gaps.

PS: To guys thinking that she is just a gold-digger, all women are gold-diggers. Only the degree differs.

Hillarysdilddo_2016 · 2019-05-18T18:55:49+00:00

My comment from the sister sub:

I think she is attractive but here’s my take.

29 year old, graduate student, spends $200k on a con. I bet she’s the type that believes Donald Trump is a Russian agent that will be impeached any day now. Lmao.

Proof that education does jack shit for intelligence.

FarBeyondTheDonut · 2019-05-18T19:32:01+00:00

Imagine the narcissism necessary to willingly embarrass yourself on TV like that.

usa_foot_print · 2019-05-19T02:54:06+00:00

Lol holy shit. Her tinder photos make her look a 10/10 but in reality her forehead is the size of a mans left nut with untreated elephantitus for 8 years

HANEZ · 2019-05-19T02:19:51+00:00

/r/titlegore

reinaldo866 · 2019-05-18T19:05:48+00:00

Some guys are just lucky

EffinWhiteMale · 2019-05-18T23:18:17+00:00

The feel good story of the year

RealMcGonzo · 2019-05-22T16:25:44+00:00

You're telling me that if I looked like this dude, not only would I get chicks - I'd get their money, too.

Man, that's one huge, bitter fucking Red Pill right there.

TheImpossible1 · 2019-05-19T04:09:56+00:00

I hope she got absolutely none of it returned.

thepacote · 2019-05-19T19:14:35+00:00

But I did krav maga so I can defend self

Yep. I'm going straight to hell. I'm laughing as an idiot.

kekeface12345 · 2019-05-19T08:25:38+00:00

anrii188 · 2019-05-18T21:57:09+00:00

Ok, but the guy speaking wishes he can be like 'simon' of the video. Well, that sounds needy or vengeful coz he's been exploited by women before.

Title	Pretend Alpha Chad Fleeces Hyper Speed Hamster Brained Woman for 200k and Puts Her In Protective Care Over Dashed Hypergamy Dreams 🤣
Author	ContradictFate
Upvotes	347
Comments	56
Date	May 18, 2019 2:23 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/bq4ikf/pretend_alpha_chad_fleeces_hyper_speed_hamster/
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