Her dream guy

moorekom · 2019-05-12T14:10:38+00:00

I have 1 sun.

It's confirmed. She's a black hole.

Casualview · 2019-05-12T12:19:57+00:00

I've always found it really strange how these people can make demands then write absolutely nothing about what they offer in return.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2019-05-12T12:16:43+00:00

Requirement: no kids, in shape, honest, non judgemental, tall...yada yada yada. The ole good song.

Offer from her: one "sun". Another on the way which she probably forgot to mention unless the pic is old. Anti-vaxxer.

Man up you fawkers and get in the line with a ring in your hand. One of you might be lucky. She's been looking for you for years.

KoloGupta · 2019-05-12T12:20:58+00:00

I like the word "Independent". It's catchy, like a status symbol or something. Women haven't the faintest idea what it means, but using the word is empowering.

OP just had Tyrone's kid, is in dire need of a bailout, and wants an "independent" man. No cognitive dissonance there.

IrishARW · 2019-05-12T12:16:43+00:00

She looks like Bill Cosby using the new snapchat filter, which is ironic since she likes her men conscious.

byronshadow · 2019-05-12T15:00:59+00:00

No kids

I always find it hilarious when profiles say this. She's allowed to have a bastard and he isn't?

Wouldn't mind having a housewife

Imagine paying a woman to be a SAHM for someone else's kid.

If you prefer MLK to Malcolm I'm not for you

Didn't Malcolm X famously chill out after going on the Hajj? I also wonder what he'd think about a pregnant woman dressing like that and skanking around OLD.

RagingNerdaholic · 2019-05-12T13:46:04+00:00

1 sun

What a winner.

ManateeGag · 2019-05-12T13:37:37+00:00

If you are ok with vaccines, don't messenger. Her kid should be removed from her as soon as it falls out. The only way the kid survives past 5.

Arsimael · 2019-05-12T14:26:55+00:00

"If you are ok w/ the government, the police, vaccines and the education system don't message me"

What the fuck? Please, take the kids away from her and sterilize her!

"Don't stick your dick in crazy" - Thats not a woman, thats a whore, yearning for a "bad boy" to commit to her. How delusional can someone be?

LibertyBaron · 2019-05-12T15:28:22+00:00

Government, the police and vaccines are opressive. Wants her 'king', one of the most unfair and unlegitimate titles ever. Welcome to Whore Logic 101! PD: Sorry Commonwealth guys!

CoMaBlaCK · 2019-05-12T19:56:39+00:00

Why are we pretending these goblins are educated?

Thanks for your big brained opinions, also you unironically spelled son ‘sun’🤦🏼‍♀️

ChiTownBob · 2019-05-12T16:36:52+00:00

She wants a guy with no kids but she has kids.

Hypocrite.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-05-12T14:02:43+00:00

Thanks Pookie and Ray Ray.

FalsePositiveRethink · 2019-05-12T19:05:16+00:00

She likes Huey Lewis and the News?

SirKolbath · 2019-05-13T18:16:00+00:00

“Hates the government”

Except for that part that rights da chak erry munf.

TomahawkSuppository · 2019-05-12T14:28:53+00:00

She has 1 sun

moroots · 2019-05-12T16:20:21+00:00

in the words of the late great Patrice o'neal, "this bitch goofy"

incelposter · 2019-05-12T17:12:01+00:00

I also only have one Sun. Usually see it once a day for an average of 12 hours a day before the Moon takes its place.

B_P_G · 2019-05-12T19:02:26+00:00

I have one sun too. It was born 4.6B years ago.

KrispyMcSockington · 2019-05-12T21:49:08+00:00

Things I desire in a man:

Intelligence

No kids

Maybe try being what you desire in a partner?

Amazing how these women desire these perfect partners after they've been pumped and dumped. Where was this list when you were a kind, intelligent, child-free woman?

Older_Miggy · 2019-05-12T18:03:22+00:00

Who knocked up Dennis Rodman????

"Black Lives Matter"

Not all of them. You're living proof, cupcake.

Profitglutton · 2019-05-13T01:15:36+00:00

She has a kid on the way but her dream guy has no kids. What she’s really saying is “fuck you and your needs and wants. I don’t want your DNA to continue to exist but I damn sure want you to serve me and my bastard forever.”

rykotxet · 2019-05-12T20:37:35+00:00

All yours, black boys. Enjoy this gift from God. Tyronne already did.

krawm · 2019-05-13T00:05:16+00:00

she would pass on men who are down with MLK...dafuq???

Raider_Scavver · 2019-05-13T16:58:32+00:00

She's against vaccines so at least her "sun" Tyrone jr. won't be a drain on society for long

techtesh · 2019-05-14T04:33:08+00:00

The guy should not have any kids while she bring a sun... I see double standards.... Also damn bitch you ugly.. If you would have been a guy would still beugly ..

smallSackBigShaft · 2019-05-14T09:38:29+00:00

blackbusinessmatter but she hasn’t worked in 6 years. Lol.

She’s against big daddy gov, but who’s paying for her loser kid? Oh yeah. She gives a list of requirements, but she got knocked up by Marquis, the neighbourhood heroin dealer. It’s better to just turn your ears off anytime a woman speaks.

Rosiovan444 · 2019-05-14T11:28:56+00:00

She is going to die alone

Nungie · 2019-05-14T12:06:38+00:00

The worst one out of all these awful requirements is definitely “wouldn’t mind having a housewife” aka I’m going to contribute nothing except cleaning up mess that I’ll make by spending all day lazing around with my son

Delita_Wasnt_Wrong · 2019-05-14T16:22:26+00:00

What is it with these flapjack titties

friggandfrayed · 2019-05-14T18:59:04+00:00

Last I checked we all had one sun...

Unusual_Chair · 2019-05-15T05:16:29+00:00

She is a bargain bin product looking for a buyer to purchase her at full price. No thanks. But as we already know, there is some thirsty dude out there who is going to do it.

Touch_It_Boi · 2019-05-15T12:03:38+00:00

Im not black and not American and even I know that if that black dude exists he is so fking rare that he doesnt exist

AncapGhxst · 2019-05-15T14:59:01+00:00

This is everything I fear right here. I'm gonna have nightmares

Title	Her dream guy
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	173
Comments	69
Date	May 12, 2019 12:03 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/bno8rg/her_dream_guy/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/her-dream-guy.345778 https://theredarchive.com/post/345778

Comments

blackbusinessmatter but she hasn’t worked in 6 years. Lol.