I don't want to die alone... but you better be attractive with a magnum dong and a triple digit IQ. (massive lack of self awareness)

shrinkshooter · 2019-05-05T20:01:37+00:00

Groan.

These fucking broads could never play an RPG. They'd be stuck on the character build screen trying to pump 30 points into all six attributes, trapped there in perpetuity.

Jesus_Faction · 2019-05-05T20:23:33+00:00

she's aware that she's fat and ugly and still thinks she can land a Chad with a good heart?????

aussielander · 2019-05-05T23:14:06+00:00

This just has to be a troll post.

A woman would never describe herself as 'fat and ugly'. It would be 'curvy and unconventional attractive'.

DrPeterGriffenEsq · 2019-05-05T22:51:05+00:00

Fat women are always “picky”. She brings a lot of food to the table I bet. Fat women are fucking delusional thinking that their fat asses deserve a good looking man with self respect and confidence. She fishing way out of her league and will keep doing it til she’s 600lbs and dies of heart failure.

n00f · 2019-05-06T05:36:45+00:00

If we are to put numbers on her request.

She wants an attractive man which we will say is 20% of the population.

She wants a big dick. We will say a big dick is larger than 7" which 9% of the population have.

She wants someone intelligent. We will say intelligent is having an IQ greater than 115. 13.6% of the population.

She wants someone who has a good job. She says she doesn't care about money, but really that's the indicator of a good job. We will say 100k with 9% of the population.

This isn't the best way to do this because it's likely an intelligent person would also have a good job. But let's pretend these are all separate variables.

We multiply these together and we find she wants .000208 percent of the population or in other words in a city of a million people she would settle for 208 people.

Well if she's straight then there goes half.

104 people left. She probably wants someone close to her age we will say 30-40 years old or 22% of population.

Now we are down to 22 men. Hopefully she doesn't want someone extremely fit because that is only 3% of the population and there would only be 1 in 2 million men who meet her requirement if we include that stat.

Let's focus on those 22 men. Chances are they have already been discovered by a beautiful woman who won't let them go. Or they are working on themselves to improve their self even more. Chances are they don't want an ugly, 30 year old, faithful, fat, chick.

LibertyBaron · 2019-05-05T20:18:37+00:00

It sounds like a clear therapy 'homework'... like the psychologist wanted her to 'figure out what you want in life' expecting a deep answer where she realizes the 'important things lies inside you (and blah blah)' and start working on this. But then she comes with this laundry list of demands, so the psychologist gives up and she ends up posting her BS in the internet.

[deleted] · 2019-05-05T20:22:39+00:00

What a dumb, hopeless bitch

SlowlyDying- · 2019-05-05T21:16:14+00:00

The delusion is palpable.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-05-05T21:04:46+00:00

Fat delusional cunt. ; (

meerita · 2019-05-05T22:35:22+00:00

There are no limits for women delusion.

willyj19 · 2019-05-06T02:57:44+00:00

Can't ask for a 5 star cuisine if you are a 2 dollar happy meal.

KingOfPomerania · 2019-05-05T21:38:43+00:00

This has got to be fake! If not, I think I have lost my final ounce of faith in humanity.

Blackfysh88 · 2019-05-06T00:05:26+00:00

I hope she dies alone. It’s well deserved.

moroots · 2019-05-06T02:57:23+00:00

"I've been dumped a lot of times"

well golly gee I can't even begin to imagine why

rationalluchadore · 2019-05-05T20:49:53+00:00

There is no way a woman wrote that.

most_slotted_floppy · 2019-05-05T23:08:17+00:00

That’s a man.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-05-06T02:23:08+00:00

Magnum dong for a low IQ ding dong. Makes sense.

TheAnarxoCapitalist · 2019-05-06T07:55:46+00:00

Definition of moody: I don't have the will to exercise self-control to act like a decent human being.

TheAnarxoCapitalist · 2019-05-06T07:57:34+00:00

Some times I feel I wanna thank nature for making women picky.

moorekom · 2019-05-06T13:17:23+00:00

We all want better partners

Women want men who are better than them. Men want innocent women.

JavascriptIsTerrible · 2019-05-05T21:19:48+00:00

Really, can we please talk about the best part, which is that she thinks her standards are not *really* that high since you don't need to make six figures..... she's asking for the bare minimum.

but it's because I'm saying out loud what everyone keep a secret.

Nah. You're just borderline clinically insane and a certified moron.

MxCmrn · 2019-05-06T03:33:40+00:00

Troll post.

bobik314 · 2019-05-06T07:04:58+00:00

A picky woman? That is new.

Delita_Wasnt_Wrong · 2019-05-06T18:44:56+00:00

I’ve seen that fat women usually want a big dick, mostly because a normal length can’t get past the fat fupa and thighs

diddliedoodad · 2019-05-06T07:54:06+00:00

The one actual benefit to having a small dick, I'm automatically off the table for all these women. Whoddathunkit

[deleted] · 2019-05-06T19:12:25+00:00

you can see me and tell me I'm ugly and I would agree and then you can leave and I swear there will be no anger. What's true is true.

Wow. She probably thinks that if she meets enough attractive men, one of them might commit to her. Maybe she thinks that even if they don't commit, at least she will get some sex with a hot guy out of it.

buntownik · 2019-05-06T20:54:19+00:00

Delusional. The pool of possible partners is too small or close to non existent.

marioshroomed · 2019-05-08T22:19:25+00:00

Is that craigslist.org? I thought they shut down the personals section.

jdmnsprd · 2019-05-20T18:01:40+00:00

Anyone else stopped reading after im fat and ugly?

bestsparkyalive · 2019-05-06T00:41:20+00:00

YIKES

Title	I don't want to die alone... but you better be attractive with a magnum dong and a triple digit IQ. (massive lack of self awareness)
Author	rationalluchadore
Upvotes	176
Comments	58
Date	May 5, 2019 3:39 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/bkz4zl/i_dont_want_to_die_alone_but_you_better_be/
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