It is amazing how many single moms are out there that love to work out, but can't seem to produce a picture that isn't an aerial shot. Pretty soon google earth will start selling them satellite views for their profiles.

lorem6300118 · 2019-04-02T15:25:16+00:00

Whoa. She likes music.

That is really unique.

Maybe she also likes travel, and needs her coffee!

where_muh_good_mens · 2019-04-02T14:57:36+00:00

42 with a 10 year old photo. Nice. And ohh yeah OP, she is fat now for sure.

Westernhagen · 2019-04-02T15:14:32+00:00

Also - if all she has are close-up head shots, it's guaranteed she's fat.

Bruchibre · 2019-04-02T15:28:19+00:00

So her son is NOT her world? And she's not precising that she's looking for a man and not for a boy or that she's tired of games?

toolate4redpill · 2019-04-02T15:22:03+00:00

If she's 42 my ass is a Steinway, she looks 22.

lurkerhasarisen · 2019-04-02T15:34:57+00:00

Dat camera angle, man.

Serious question: how can you guys tell that she's fat? I used to be on FPH before Reddit nuked it from orbit, and I like to think that I'm pretty good at spotting hidden chubsters using camera tricks, but this chick has prominent cheekbones which suggests that she might be a gym-THOT rather than a closet fattie. It's not like 40-year-old divorcees aren't prone to hitting the gym (and Sono Bello) trying to swing to a higher branch.

Of course it's not just the camera angle: she's also wearing a lot of make-up (which enhances the apparent prominence of the aforementioned cheekbones), and she covering her clavicle and throat, which are "give-away spots" for showing age and fat.

But even on the off-chance that she's a gym-THOT and her picture is a fairly accurate representation of her current appearance, she still gets a hard pass. "Divorced mom" is a red flag and indicates either her willingness to breed with a bad man or her inability to keep a good one. Also, a 10-year-old boy is on the verge of being a teen-aged boy, who will probably not like the fact that you're banging his mom 30 feet down the hall, and definitely won't want to submit to your authority.

meerita · 2019-04-02T15:29:42+00:00

Aerial shot = Red alert. 3 tons of makeup = 10y ago photo starting the wall.

moorekom · 2019-04-02T17:51:47+00:00

If a girl says she is into sports, that means she is attracted to a guy who is into sports and is trying to make it look like they might have that in common. Same thing with gymrats. These girls know guys who work out want a girl who works out. They use that to their advantage. Or they think they do.

Older_Miggy · 2019-04-02T15:36:59+00:00

At least her battery is charged up, unlike most. I'd give her a whirl.

anyoneinamerica · 2019-04-02T18:09:02+00:00

When they say they're tired of games, do they mean chess?

XavierMalory · 2019-04-02T15:34:41+00:00

I upvoted you just for that remark about google earth selling them satellite pics. Literally had me laughing out loud.

Futureman999 · 2019-04-02T20:22:28+00:00

She just had her hair done and she's wearing a ton of makeup, but still I think that pic is about 15 years old?

fossilfern · 2019-04-03T06:56:07+00:00

I’ve seen far worse 42 year olds tbf

ovaknight · 2019-04-02T16:22:04+00:00

Old pic for sure or she ran it through one of those beauty apps

ransay3277 · 2019-04-02T19:14:27+00:00

Great... Some other mans kid with his hand out at the same time telling you that You can't tell me what to do... You are not my daddy.

handklap · 2019-04-03T03:05:05+00:00

I see absolutely nothing wrong with her pic or her profile

[deleted] · 2019-04-05T17:06:16+00:00

Don’t forget the “Fat Girl Looking At Phone Above Head To Hide Double Chin” angle

ihateshadylandlords · 2019-04-02T16:12:27+00:00

Working out doesn’t mean anything if you love eating. Also anyone who only has angles like that has a 100% chance of being a linebacker.

anti-hypergamist · 2019-04-02T18:35:42+00:00

Very pretty, WB. Divorce is probably recent, she got bored and wanted one last carousel ride.

whenuwork · 2019-04-02T18:55:04+00:00

Hahahahaha. Aerial shot pic. you people are too much

wtfboooom · 2019-04-02T20:45:13+00:00

If they were already fit, they wouldn't bother mentioning that they work out. They're trying to sell you on a dream.

BluepillProfessor · 2019-04-02T23:27:54+00:00

funny/sarcastic

Usually they project and ask for the qualities that she wants. Here she projects and describes the qualities that she is.

I-am-the-lul · 2019-04-04T09:39:42+00:00

Walking from the lounge to the fridge counts as working out, right?

KoloGupta · 2019-04-02T21:36:40+00:00

It's not complicated. If you think healthy, it means you are healthy.

Imagine your munching on delicious veggies as you're cleaning out that tub of ice cream and you're good to go.

SleepyFarmingRIP · 2019-04-02T23:34:04+00:00

Just pump n dump

[deleted] · 2019-04-03T00:57:53+00:00

So she’s hot, she has kids, and is divorced. Yeah that’s a no, dog. She’s definitely fucking insane

Nov51605 · 2019-04-03T03:52:54+00:00

ICEBURG !!!

TooFatToMatt · 2019-04-03T07:40:45+00:00

I got a funny feeling the child is half black.

ILikeCabbages · 2019-04-03T06:28:14+00:00

This subreddit is literally r/incels now. Wtf lol. This is literally just a normal profile.

It is amazing how many single moms are out there that love to work out, but can't seem to produce a picture that isn't an aerial shot. Pretty soon google earth will start selling them satellite views for their profiles.

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