What does a girl have to do? At 50 are your really a 'girl'? [50F] probably hit the wall at birth might be your shot of whiskey. Hopefully the bartender will card everyone.

anyoneinamerica · 2019-03-28T15:32:33+00:00

This shit is enough to send me to and AA meeting.

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2019-03-28T16:08:14+00:00

What does a girl have to do to get asked out around here?

Simply hop into your time machine and turn the dial back about 32 years, that should do the trick.

I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm someone's shot of whiskey

As in, someone will only consider you when they want to get wasted and don't want to make the effort to obtain a finer bourbon or scotch

cleverbutnotoverlyso · 2019-03-28T15:37:49+00:00

She will still reject men of the same smv.

SirKolbath · 2019-03-28T16:10:03+00:00

“Not interested in a hookup.”

Ookay. Why the full body pic, then?

toolate4redpill · 2019-03-28T16:08:01+00:00

Step 1. Don't be a fat hog

Step 2. See step 1

Westernhagen · 2019-03-28T17:03:32+00:00

Cambridge Online Dictionary

mutton dressed as lamb

UK informal disapproving

A way of describing an older woman who is dressed in a style that is more suitable for a younger woman

bushwicksick · 2019-03-28T17:04:22+00:00

A carousel rider at the age of 50 who hasn't changed her ways. Why is this 'girl' (at the age of 50); single, unmarried, still looking? What does she bring to the table? I thank this subreddit + mgtow + redpill + T_D for waking me up!!!!!

BoskOfPortKar · 2019-03-28T15:54:51+00:00

Sure.

Heavy drinking recommended to bang that monster of a "girl".

Even if you are 65+ yo.

anti-hypergamist · 2019-03-28T20:05:03+00:00

No height requirement? Wow, her standards have fallen oh so far.

scrambledpancakes · 2019-03-28T17:58:16+00:00

Her name is Sharon, isn't it? That looks like a 50 year old Sharon.

FactCheckOnTheFly · 2019-03-28T22:21:21+00:00

At 50 you should be spoiling and doting on grandchildren, not trawling Twitter

This is a sad encapsulation of how feminism has destroyed the nuclear family in this country.

Uranusinjurpooder · 2019-03-28T18:04:40+00:00

Out of all the songs in the world you pick one by imagine dragons?

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-03-28T19:44:02+00:00

Shot of whiskey my ass. She's a keg of Mad Dog 20/20.

CoMaBlaCK · 2019-03-28T19:56:41+00:00

We come from a society where we all think we’re the star of the show.

Could it be that at 50 and brutal you aren’t worthy of anybody of quality and you’re going to live out the rest of your days as a truck stop blowjob machine at best?

sevententhsahuman · 2019-03-28T20:17:49+00:00

Women like this(most women) are just fucking delisional, self-centered, narcissistic lunatics. I HATE when grown-ass women, 30+yrs old, call themselves girls. That one word tells me all i need to know about who they are. Fucking insane worthless piles of saggy flesh.

throwawayinj · 2019-03-29T00:49:24+00:00

What does a "girl" have to do? Try looking like one-instead of a 65 year-old grandma.

handklap · 2019-03-29T12:51:31+00:00

That "not looking for a hook up" is so annoying. Why can't they simply list a few lines about why they would be a good catch and a few lines about what they are looking for in a positive way?

It's like single moms saying, 'My kids are my world and if you have a problem with that, then keep looking' vs. 'I have wonderful kids that keep me busy, so I'm looking for a family oriented man who we can share our love with'.

All this bitterness is so unattractive

WAH_FML · 2019-03-28T19:38:18+00:00

whiskey is aged. this doesnt look like a good year though.

its funny that she is keeping a nervous hand to pull her shirt down from riding up on her belly

_370HSSV_ · 2019-03-28T22:01:03+00:00

I didn't even see her face and i got a derection

defiance211 · 2019-03-28T22:34:59+00:00

Did she mean cask of whisky?

KingOfPomerania · 2019-03-28T23:06:31+00:00

What does a girl have to do to get asked out around here?

Lose those bingo wings

Tex236 · 2019-03-29T02:53:11+00:00

She could be divorced and just looking to meet someone. Doesn’t make a list of stupid demands about height, cars, money or sucking toes.
She is a far cry from the usual THOTs we see on here.

AliBarakat · 2019-03-28T20:17:12+00:00

"Shot of whiskey." I'm pretty sure that's some kind of old fashioned sexual innuendo for a shot if cum. So she still wants a Chad.

meerita · 2019-03-28T20:25:07+00:00

2$ whiskey shot.

[deleted] · 2019-03-28T20:51:06+00:00

Look at those upper arms. Yes, she's a porker.

Roastie_haiku_bot · 2019-03-29T03:17:15+00:00

50, and listens to Imagine Dragons, lol

loneliness-inc · 2019-03-29T16:37:11+00:00

Hey hey hey. I may not be your cup of tea

Hey hey hey. Even with all your fat, your hardly a B cup, so yea....

but I'm someone's shot of whiskey.

Well, if I was forced to have sex with you I'd certainly need a few more shots of whiskey to blur my vision.

And if I had to spend too much time with you, I might develop an unhealthy whiskey drinking problem.

SilverGryphon · 2019-03-28T21:18:16+00:00

WTF? She's almost as old as my mum.

anon_likes_tendies · 2019-03-28T22:08:31+00:00

I'm going to need some whiskey glasses to see this one as viable.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-03-29T01:02:40+00:00

Asked out? Try the nursing home. Men your age don't want the headache. Date younger if possible.

SoapyChocolate · 2019-03-29T02:47:22+00:00

50

Lmao, good luck, grandma!

csch65 · 2019-03-29T03:34:19+00:00

Daammn! She's got bigger arms than me! And I'm 6'3", 285, curl 65s.

KeekatLove · 2019-03-29T03:49:22+00:00

Did y’all not make it down to her “feet?” Is there extra there?

MythicalMisfit · 2019-03-29T03:56:48+00:00

Whiskey? So when she goes down it burns.

Simapiseel · 2019-03-29T05:46:39+00:00

Bitch your 50! Wtf?

MarinTaranu · 2019-03-29T09:22:17+00:00

This is what I don't get about OLD. Tinder is a "hook-up"app. If you're not there for a hook-up, what are you doing there? Maybe someone can answer - is there an app strictly for relationships?

Hillarysdilddo_2016 · 2019-03-29T13:51:50+00:00

Take a shot of whisky and the face grimaces.

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