Dating advice app "Juicebox" charges weekly for dating advice from "Experts". Nope. Not kidding.

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2018-07-13T17:08:46+00:00

LOL i cannot believe this is real!

Kelsey: A "relationship coach" with over a decade of experience in getting pumped and dumped, and now that she is done taking in all the dicks she can catch, she believes that connection and intimacy is fundamental to the ~~female~~ human experience.

Jeanae: Has wasted her time and money on a PhD in a subject that most people can study on Tinder for free, and is passionate helping people through only the early stages of a relationship (which nudes to send, how snarky your message replies should be, and even how to properly vet Chads vs. loser idiots).

Reid: A self-proclaimed sex and relationship geek, because everyone else would proclaim him a cucked loser. Reid helps men act more like Billy BetaBux, and women feel confident through insights and humor, such as empowering women and making them think they deserve royalty and turbo-Chads.

They should add a 4th one, IMO:

ClockworkOrange92618: Has decades of experience with women, and can help men come to terms with why they have failed and what they can do to start winning. His patented 2-step program includes being attractive, and not being unattractive. He is also adept in helping women understand why they are utter failures in the dating marketplace, and why Chad just won't commit to them, even after Reid told them that they were goddesses and warriors.

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2018-07-13T17:20:02+00:00

Reid is a self-proclaimed sex and relationship geek. His ex-girlfriend begs to differ.

Platinum247365 · 2018-07-13T17:12:04+00:00

This is Reid. Reid joined because he thought it would get him laid.

frikabg · 2018-07-13T17:21:17+00:00

relationship geek

I might live in a shitty third world country, but at least I don't have to deal with that.

Platinum247365 · 2018-07-13T16:48:48+00:00

Here's the website: https://www.juiceboxit.com

Suppoesdly, they charge $24/week for unlimited advice. Witness the Cuck! Since I took that screenshot, more "geeks" have joined the fray.

TomatoPoodle · 2018-07-13T16:55:42+00:00

Lmao who in the right mind would pay for advice from Kelsey up there

KingRobotPrince · 2018-07-13T17:49:24+00:00

The biggest problem: a woman giving relationship advice from a perspective of dating a lot of men, really isn't the type of person that should be advising women on dating.

They should be asking the inexperienced girl who married in her early twenties what her secret is.

At best this is damage control or "how to un-fuck your life and try and find a desperate enough guy before your eggs are completely dry."

Too little too late.

LewisCross · 2018-07-13T19:07:40+00:00

Now you must pay to find where the good men are.

[deleted] · 2018-07-13T19:01:40+00:00

Even some really good looking Chads do datasheets and only get like a 1% - 5% match rate and only a fraction of those convert into lays and relationships.

Honestly advice for online dating is kind of pointless.

Real life dating: just don't be an asshole? It's that easy.

Thing is, MGTOW speaking, most modern women don't have anything to offer to a guy. I have a lot of money but I can't think of any woman who deserves half of my net worth just for starfish sex and burning the 1 meal she makes every 2 months.

u_dwg · 2018-07-13T19:29:53+00:00

What’s with all these weak men proclaiming to be “geeks” in whatever SJW subject interests them. Geeks don’t get laid folks

mallardcove · 2018-07-13T20:00:06+00:00

Reid has to be gay, no other explaining how he is a sex geek.

immex5live · 2018-07-13T21:52:02+00:00

Just because you spend your life studying something does not mean the conclusions you come to are correct ones. So you studied human sexuality and dating your whole life. Cool.... Unless your going on dates with 5 10/10 girls at once idgaf what you studied you're no use to me.

MobilePornDevice · 2018-07-14T01:14:53+00:00

Oooh, “their coaches never judge”

Can someone please do the free trial and start asking a bunch of normal dating and intimacy questions, string them along for a few days of the free trial. Then, once you have them believe your just a normal dater, start dropping hints about the other persons age being like 7 yrs old. Like “I’m ready to move forward in the relationship but his/her mother never lets her go out after the street lights come on.” and “We have a hard time agreeing on where to go out to eat, he/she is always so concerned about the menus and who has the best crayons, I just want a decent steak.” And then, really set them off, tell them you’re not sure what to do because you’re not really sexually compatible because you are just ‘physically’ to big for him/her down there.

trevmon2 · 2018-07-13T18:27:05+00:00

are these experts say things like "howdy ya'all I guess I'm what you would call a chad"

SoulLess-1 · 2018-07-14T16:11:02+00:00

I'll never take advice of that kind from women.

Even less would I take advice of this kind from "self-proclaimed sex & relationship geeks".

LimousineLibtard · 2018-07-14T17:22:21+00:00

Reid looks like the type of guy who drives a windowless van and hangs out around schoolyards.

Relationship advice: “Tell them you have candy 🍭 and toys in your van!”

frikabg · 2018-07-13T23:30:10+00:00

/facepalm

I as a self-proclaimed expert of how not to throw your money down the toilet am telling you not to listen to these crazy fuckers for a milli second

houseoftolstoy · 2018-07-14T00:55:40+00:00

Here's my question: How many of these "relationship experts" have had success in their own dating lives? Do they have either an ongoing long term relationship or marriage that has not resulted in divorce?

I ask this because I believe that anyone who gives advice on a subject should show that they have competence in the subject. In this case, if they claim to have the advice that will lead to success in the dating world, they should be able to apply the advice they are giving to their own lives.

"But houseoftolstoy, that's not quite fair!" you might say. "Some people just don't have things work out for them all the time. And if they have made some mistakes, that will make them more knowledgeable about the right things to do." While you can learn from your mistakes, you should be able to demonstrate that you have learned from them. I don't want to take financial advice from a some guy who lost his house, but never got back on his feet. I would rather find the guy who made mistakes but showed that he recovered from them and is now financially secure and/or successful. Making mistakes does not mean you learned anything from them.

Therefore, I hope these so called experts can show that they have succeeded on the ideas they are professing. This does not just go for these specific "experts," but all dating experts.

[deleted] · 2018-07-14T03:21:10+00:00

"Be yourself!"

Whirrlz · 2018-07-14T05:14:17+00:00

Who needs dating advice when you already know women only go for Chad anyway lol

LimousineLibtard · 2018-07-14T16:08:37+00:00

Because everyone knows that fat purple-haired feminazis and virgin soyboys give the best dating advice! 🤣

unpluggedoasis · 2018-07-14T22:02:06+00:00

Thats alot of soy

Reptilesblade · 2018-07-14T02:37:10+00:00

Oh my God this entire thread is full of win! LMFAO!

Schraelnick · 2018-07-16T18:14:05+00:00

Blind leading the blind

The_Seasons_Upon_Us · 2018-07-17T06:31:08+00:00

These people, and I'm not going to say who they are quite yet, you guys aren't quite ready for me to reveal that curtain, you'll get upset, but we'll get there soon, but these people are scheming. They want men to either be feminized or too weak and estrogen filled to make babies. They want one specific type of man to do this because he can make a very smart and strong baby with one specific type of women. These people, they trick these women into riding the cc and having babies that don't come out as smart or as strong and have no father figure, so they're more easily feminized. The days of the strong family are dying. We need to keep them alive. I'm doing my part. Do yours!

RadicalAsceticMonk · 2018-07-27T18:00:36+00:00

Kelsey looks like Tumblr incarnated, Reid looks like the poster child for soy advertisement. Jeanae looks the more normal of the bunch, but God fucking hell what's wrong with that name?!

Title	Dating advice app "Juicebox" charges weekly for dating advice from "Experts". Nope. Not kidding.
Author	Platinum247365
Upvotes	135
Comments	62
Date	July 13, 2018 4:47 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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