How could this happen!?!?

loneliness-inc · 2018-06-04T12:37:36+00:00

We've seen this story play out so many times before.

Girl reduces herself to being a sexual object and gets banged by anyone and everyone. Then, when her looks begin to fade and the sexual attention begins to wane, she wants to reclaim her pure virginity and couple up with a good man.

It doesn't work that way. When you use up your SMV, you no longer have it. It's like using money in the bank. Once you spend it, it's gone. In the case of SMV, it can never return. Once you've made yourself into a piece of fuck meat, there's no going back. Men are repulsed by you. Sure, they'd bust a nut in you, but they won't settle down with you because your RMV is shot.

no_its_a_subaru · 2018-06-04T12:47:31+00:00

Lets dudes run a train on her for get hit the wall celebration

Why can’t I get married ???!!

This is a tough one boys...🤔🤔

enjoy_life88 · 2018-06-04T12:14:28+00:00

That's the longest face I've ever seen.

VanityKings · 2018-06-04T12:35:16+00:00

Just another ruined woman that won't ever know long term happiness

CulturalYogurt · 2018-06-04T13:29:53+00:00

Rang in my thirties with a foursome

Aka "look! Look! I can still find at least three guys willing to fuck me! I'm still attractive! I still don't need to worry about settling, phew."

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2018-06-04T15:04:52+00:00

2013: I have a lot of SMV points, maybe I should give them away for money and not bother with securing a man

2015: welp I'm 30, time to celebrate by burning through my remaining SMV points 3 men at a time

2017: I don't understand where I went wrong, my SMV points are fading fast and I didn't secure a man... I blame the patriarchy?

ransay3277 · 2018-06-04T12:21:08+00:00

How did I become the last single person in my friend group?

Look in the mirror.

oh_no_aliens · 2018-06-04T14:54:43+00:00

Ah yeah, this bitch is stupid. The vapid single harpy hates married women because she is jealous, even wrote an article saying all married women should cuck their husbands.

Fuck this crazy crackho.

comptejete · 2018-06-04T12:50:17+00:00

I guess we will never know.

LimousineLibtard · 2018-06-04T17:21:53+00:00

This is what the feminazis want every woman to turn into. This is what they consider being “empowered”. 🤣

goober_boobz · 2018-06-04T17:12:42+00:00

Imagine a dating site where you can clearly see how much SMV a woman has used up in her lifetime. Somebody call the Zuck.

lulz3r · 2018-06-04T14:09:50+00:00

I respect the inclusion of her name. I hope she sees herself in this meme.

vostok-Abdullah · 2018-06-04T22:46:41+00:00

My ex and I opened and closed our relationship more often than I changed my sheets, which says something about our romantic turbulence, as well as my personal hygiene..

Eww, why would I have kids when I could devote my life to more important things, like blogging and attending mediocre sex parties?

hmmm, you go gurl? but wait, two years later:

There’s no other way to look at it: I am a hashtag victim of couple privilege.

As a millennial feminist, allow me to run with this victim thing. Last week I had a new air conditioner delivered, only to realize that it was too heavy for me to carry up four flights of stairs to my apartment.

. . . . . . . .

When I told this story to my mom, she responded with a sigh, “See, this is why you need a boyfriend: Air conditioners, broken toilets, a raccoon in the basement—that all becomes their problem.”

. . . .

I’m too lazy to go out. Maybe I should just start a family. (I guess biology is real?)

Pls don't start a family. Don't make the same mistake your thot mother did by raising you.

AllahHatesFags · 2018-06-04T16:33:50+00:00

You mean to tell me decent men aren't interested in committing to a barren old skank who spent her best years and then some getting gangbanged?

Color me shocked! /s

jimmyscrackncorn · 2018-06-04T17:22:22+00:00

If you could buy two cars for the exact same price and Car A has a handful of different owners and miles you could expect on a car that age leading to the belief that it will require average servicing/maintenance over your ownership of that car or Car B, that has had a ton of different owners, and has a ton more miles that lead you to believe it will require much more servicing/maintenance than Car A which car would you choose?

IcebergHermit · 2018-06-05T02:26:31+00:00

That face 🐴

TheSpiderDungeon · 2018-08-29T10:13:26+00:00

I fucking love the thonking faces there, oh my god

I-am-the-lul · 2018-06-08T00:25:12+00:00

Truly, a mystery for the ages...

frictiondick · 2018-08-17T11:55:09+00:00

You are single cuz you look like Maryiln Manson

wildfireboat · 2018-08-22T15:20:46+00:00

Sex'd up trash...

Did you have fun trying to live like the playboys, sweetheart?

What's that? No I don't have any change, sorry :(

cam-seller · 2018-06-05T03:28:11+00:00

I'd fuck her brains out but I'd never marry her.

escalover · 2018-06-08T07:29:13+00:00

These days you can just cam and charge 4x what in-person girls do. Thanks to Instagram and prostitution being illegal, you can easily pull 6 figures.

Title	How could this happen!?!?
Author	NazionaleFascista
Upvotes	823
Comments	73
Date	June 4, 2018 11:58 AM UTC (8 years ago)
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Why can’t I get married ???!!