Gentlemen, we have new champion of the world simp, beta, cuck division 🏆🤡🏆

Innovative_being · 2020-04-09T00:47:25+00:00

Women can never love a man the way he expects to be loved; she can never love him in a way he idealizes is possible.

None of them are good for anything apart from fuck buddy/ fwb status

Never_Simp · 2020-04-09T02:00:29+00:00

You got me fucked up if you think I’m reading a simp cucks essay on love. He and his little story can go fuck right off. Disgusting bastards make me sick and listening to them makes me want to blow my brains out

Friendlyfire8102 · 2020-04-09T02:13:49+00:00

Love how he thinks she is the one who is naive.

shindo_arata · 2020-04-09T01:32:24+00:00

They enjoy making men suffer, don't they? Brutal. No empathy whatsoever.

ClintonKilldepstein · 2020-04-09T00:37:12+00:00

Maybe there's hope, but I doubt it. It took her abandoning him because he was infected and the entirety of reddit to convince him otherwise. I suspect he'll go through with the breakup eventually but it won't be long before he's playin vidya games with another hooker.

A_Walt_Whitman · 2020-04-09T04:57:43+00:00

This happened to an old high school buddy of mine. He developed Multiple Sclerosis and his then-wife pretty much said "I can't handle this" and straight up left after only six months of marriage.

This is Briffault's Law in action. She doesn't care about you; she only cares about what you can do for her. AWALT. No exceptions.

mechz21 · 2020-04-09T04:42:21+00:00

Can't believe I actually read this whole thing.

First I felt pity for the poor guy . Then he added that "6 months ago she was sleeping at other guy's house blah blah..not having sex or anything..blah blah". That's when I lost my pity towards him.

rayedward363 · 2020-04-09T03:54:10+00:00

My vision is shit but come on, this dude was flat-out wearing a blindfold the entire relationship.

civcinco · 2020-04-09T06:40:45+00:00

Sounds like lots of the commentors did not reach the end where she is sleeping on q guys need but no sex. Or inviting guys over when her boyfriend is there and sitting on the laps and cuddling.

And he calls her naive. Yea F that this chick will be getting gang banged in front of him. And he'll wait then express how much it hurt him. While the dudes sleep it off on the couch right next to her

ReverendCatch · 2020-04-09T01:53:12+00:00

Yeah bruh its totally normal to sit in other guys laps and sleep in bed with them

Nothing happening. For real. Totally fine.

The fuck bro

chuckutim · 2020-04-09T06:53:28+00:00

Guarantee she has been fucking other guys the entire time they have been together. He is her beta bucks while she is still riding the carousel. Women NEVER end things with a guy like this until they firmly have a hold of their next branch. She knows she's got him right by the mangina and he will never leave. So she is punishing him for being a bitch and not kicking her ass to the curb. Hopefully this beta cuck will one day realize like the rest of us do that this bitch never loved him, because women DO NOT love men. They only love us for our resources and how they make them feel. She's never yours, it's just your turn...

bfte2 · 2020-04-09T08:55:09+00:00

Stupid fucking cuck...

Grant1412 · 2020-04-09T05:52:59+00:00

He's the "naive" one. Holy cow.

KingFleaswallow · 2020-04-09T07:25:48+00:00

Thats a classic. A good laugh for all.

user_miki · 2020-04-09T07:32:51+00:00

We know who is naive.

DeakinFrost · 2020-04-09T08:24:08+00:00

I had to stop reading it was giving me aids

Unshack · 2020-04-09T09:01:10+00:00

Sleeping in his bed, no sex or cuddle

HAHAHAHAHA

vinigrae · 2020-04-09T09:59:03+00:00

I’m sorry I couldn’t finish I got disgusted once I reached the part about him believing it her sleeping at the other dude’s place

Daaammnnnn this is the worst case scenario simp, damn 🤢🥵💀

I mean WOW HOLY SHIT BALLS

AlexLovesHappy · 2020-04-09T02:44:25+00:00

God speed to this lad - he’s learning the lessons at a great age to still set himself up for a great and happy future. The post itself is bad, but I read the entire thing and he concedes to the truth in the final edit. Props to this guy- better days are ahead

NohoTwoPointOh · 2020-04-09T03:21:00+00:00

"Please help"

Looks like she gave you some help, pal. It's up to you if you choose to accept it or not.

Joxan13 · 2020-04-09T03:24:56+00:00

The second hand shame is hitting hard. This guy got fucked

realChebz · 2020-04-09T04:11:28+00:00

He's still young. Maybe he will learn. Maybe she just needs to break his heart couple more times. But he's clearly not over her yet, he clearly doesn't have the cohones to walk away right now. I'd bet money he either isn't going to break up with her rn, or if he does run back to her when she texts him in a month.

themenacehimself · 2020-04-09T05:51:22+00:00

I’m not reading that.

sigma1932 · 2020-04-09T06:12:12+00:00

Him getting sick had nothing to do with her bailing. She was already fucki... er, "playing games" with another dude long before the guy who wrote that got sick. The relationship was over, ~~he just didn't know it~~, she just did't tell him straight up (probably trying to keep him on standby as a "backup").

ShakerAndMover · 2020-04-09T07:23:04+00:00

Wrote a whole book no time for this nonsense

JZSquared · 2020-04-09T10:41:36+00:00

This isn't a man, this is a simp with the anatomy of a Ken doll.

RocknR0IIa · 2020-04-09T11:22:41+00:00

Timing is everything. Hope he learns his lesson.

Chakra_Devourer · 2020-04-09T16:40:58+00:00

she's not cheating but she going to this "dude's house to sleep but not having sex." AHAHAHAHA! C'mon this can't be real. gotta be a troll post.

DemonGroover · 2020-04-09T17:26:44+00:00

Wow. Some men don't deserve the balls they were born with.

dissociatedpanda · 2020-04-09T17:54:21+00:00

Dude started as beta, graduated as simp, earned his doctorate as cuck. Seriously though I hope he recovers and GHOW.

Revorob · 2020-04-10T03:23:27+00:00

Why would anyone be surprised?

Title	Gentlemen, we have new champion of the world simp, beta, cuck division 🏆🤡🏆
Author	ClowntownDenisen1234
Upvotes	173
Comments	42
Date	April 9, 2020 12:29 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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