Please don't weigh me 😂

DangZagnut · 2020-03-15T19:41:24+00:00

I know fatties are stupid, but if you're getting prescribed medication (which fatties frequently are) then they kinda need to know the weight for dosing levels.

Sort of like for a blood transfusion they kinda need to know your blood type. They're not trying to shame you with that either.

davids877 · 2020-03-15T20:08:45+00:00

I like the first bullet: "Most health conditions can be addressed without knowing my weight."

Exactly, he doesn't need to know your weight to be able to look at you and your complaint that your knees hurt and suggest you lose weight.

peepeeandpoopooman · 2020-03-15T21:01:02+00:00

Are fat people really carrying around these cards to give to doctors??

In other words they just don't want their doctor to keep reminding them of the risks of being so overweight, it's just irresponsible.

wadafawk · 2020-03-15T21:52:57+00:00

As a trucker this is hilarious

wtfyoko · 2020-03-15T21:46:54+00:00

"Ma'm, I can't weight you. You're too fat to fit through the door."

Encrypted587 · 2020-03-15T21:59:47+00:00

Hehe women and scales are huge enemy’s.

rayedward363 · 2020-03-15T20:33:45+00:00

This is standard procedure for any doctor or walk-in clinic. Weight is an important factor in health and medication.

justiceavenger2 · 2020-03-15T22:20:23+00:00

If you're that concerned about what the scale will say, then your weight IS the problem.

Either pack in the protein or lay off the carbs.

truthtawker · 2020-03-15T22:05:48+00:00

lol, fat fear

FiReFoXbEaSt · 2020-03-16T00:36:29+00:00

What in the fuck is “weight stigma”? I don’t care how unhealthy your vice or buzzfeed article told you it was, if you are a land whale, chances are your weight is going to kill you years before that will.

silly_birb · 2020-03-16T00:39:27+00:00

"Don' test me for drugs because of the stigma"

Written on a syringe inside a pocket...

Err0rbot · 2020-03-16T01:20:55+00:00

On the (XL)plus side, they won't be around for very long to infect us with their denial and stupidity.

2020-03-16T04:12:58+00:00

Fitting that the cards have cow markings.

brutalitymuffin · 2020-03-16T07:20:12+00:00

Fatties don't want to be weighed. They are like ostriches with their heads in the sand. If I have my head buried in the sand then the lion will cease to exist and be unable to kill me, right?

Harveezs · 2020-03-16T00:02:34+00:00

obesity can't be treated without knowing the weight. The first point already is fucking wrong so don't care about the rest... AND healthy behaviors at obesity status = early death I guess pretty healthy, right? haha clown world

Holymanbaba · 2020-03-16T02:18:22+00:00

Lol

Fatty scared of the truth

ant323128 · 2020-03-16T04:32:17+00:00

I would kill to see some land whale hand this card over to a nurse, just to have the doctor come in, look ole Bessie right in the eyes and say You have type 2 diabetes for.......reasons and walks tf out.

brutalitymuffin · 2020-03-16T07:17:40+00:00

A beautiful woman at 45-50kg won't have a problem with this. Only the nonstop soda-guzzling, burger-inhaling hippopotami that lumber through the streets of our Western civilization.

brutalitymuffin · 2020-03-16T07:27:19+00:00

Perhaps they are right. The doctors shouldn't get hung up on exact numbers, rather adopt a series of categories, such as undatable, binge eater, fat fuck, land-whale, impending heart attack and 'which fucking planet is this OMFG!'

Ukhupa · 2020-03-16T08:41:54+00:00

In other words, they are fat, they know it, but don't want to be held accountable for it so they make this up in order to feel good about themselves.

It's like, inside they know it's bad, they just don't want another person voicing it.

s0rrybr0 · 2020-03-16T08:47:09+00:00

imagine being a trained medical doctor and confronted with this.

years of training and hundreds, if not thousands of years of scientific progress, so that some stupid teenage loser can tell you it's all wrong because it hurts their feelings.

clown world

2020-03-16T08:49:14+00:00

Your weight is a problem, you fat fuck! You couldn’t walk back here from the waiting room without being out of breath. You smell like old cheese, and you come back here with the nerve to hand me this card from your sausage-fingered hoof. Get the fuck out of my office.

smart34 · 2020-03-16T12:09:46+00:00

"informed consent"

Notice the implication that doctors are raping her when they ask her for her weight.

JFC - stop playing the fucking victim card.

cardboardbox47 · 2020-03-16T13:21:08+00:00

It doesn’t say any genders but we m ow who’ll use it

Scorpiontail · 2020-03-16T11:37:21+00:00

"Please don't oppress me with objective facts, because it causes me emotional stress to realize that I'm an unmotivated blob who could do something positive to address the problem, but WON'T."

What a mentality...smh.

bpdloveoflife · 2020-03-16T14:33:08+00:00

If she can be healthy at every size and there is nothing wrong with weighing heavy, then why does she get stressed when someone asks for her weight?

Either she knows she is not healthy, OR she pretends to be stressed. But cant be both.

Cade_Connelly_13 · 2020-03-16T14:56:19+00:00

"weight stigma"

ROFTLOLMAO!!!

prbonfanti · 2020-03-16T17:42:56+00:00

Is not necessary, because you are not necessary, so go die at home and let other people get the medical assistance they need and value.

werty_reboot · 2020-03-17T23:29:44+00:00

The Hippocratic oath has to be really strong not to deny that woman treatment.

(Or make a joke about hippos).

Title	Please don't weigh me 😂
Author	Encrypted587
Upvotes	240
Comments	53
Date	March 15, 2020 7:26 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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