Touch the FUPA

jamesthewise · 2019-11-15T19:36:31+00:00

I can boil this guide down into one word:

Dont

tedshreddon · 2019-11-15T20:21:49+00:00

"If your girl says she doesn’t want to go on top, it’s probably because going on top is a lot more effort than bending over and taking it doggy."

In other words, "I'm so overweight and out of shape that you have to do all the work while I lay here and get pumped like a dead fish."

Cyronsan · 2019-11-15T19:46:58+00:00

Ok I'm a monk now, and I also lost my dinner.

DangZagnut · 2019-11-15T19:43:55+00:00

You’ll be surprised how hot holding on to soft flesh feels when you get over yourself, get a grip and get into the actual body of the fat girl you’re shagging.

Sure, I always wanted to go 15 rounds with a feeble wobble.

ThatBankTeller · 2019-11-15T19:47:10+00:00

The hottest shags are the ones that grab my belly like its a third tit

oof. I've got no problem with a chubby partner, but who edits and OK's this shit?

Krazyrobus · 2019-11-15T19:39:48+00:00

Couldn't even make it past paragraph 1.

rocko20002 · 2019-11-15T20:28:49+00:00

It's one thing to have a curvy girl with a bit of baby fat. But it's another one to have a mammoth on top of you.

Also to note, all the links at the bottom of the page. From "How to have feminist sex to "The embarrassing truth about dick pic senders" to "The ins and outs about topping as a trans girl". I'm not clicking on the links. I'm not giving them more traffic and ad revenue and I don't want to be traumatized. But it's amazing how obsessed with sex these people are.

FlyingSexistPig · 2019-11-15T23:47:56+00:00

TL/DR: fat girls are just as psychotic as skinny girls.

MiddleAgedMGTOW · 2019-11-15T20:50:19+00:00

I’ve fucked fat and I’ve fucked skinny. AWALT

quickGunShoot · 2019-11-15T19:47:39+00:00

Cautionary advice: look out for landslides

McCoonaz · 2019-11-15T20:49:03+00:00

youngblue78 · 2019-11-15T22:48:53+00:00

Hell maw I’m not putting my dick in some land whale

Secondstoryguy6969 · 2019-11-15T21:30:39+00:00

This article could be a new fad diet. I just completely lost my appetite after only a few lines.

AeternusDoleo · 2019-11-15T23:55:55+00:00

Mhyea. I have to wonder who this is targeted at. Who reads Vice? Those male feminists? Do they need a sex manual, has it gotten that bad over there? Either way, they can write all the articles they want. It won't alter the male instinct - not for the general population. A few impressionable boys might change their behavior (see: indoctrination), but I do not see capable, higher value men go for a bloatosaurus snax. Not now people know what the deal is on the relationship and sexual markets.

MrMagtow · 2019-11-16T00:44:32+00:00

Definitely not clicking that

rejac218 · 2019-11-16T03:31:49+00:00

OMG! No!

2019-11-15T19:41:49+00:00

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2019-11-15T20:41:00+00:00

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YNigygaqNWc

ValhallaWillCome · 2019-11-15T20:59:13+00:00

There's a link in that article that makes me lose all hope in humanity.

NietzscheExplosion · 2019-11-15T22:54:00+00:00

Barf

Treeclimber4 · 2019-11-15T23:39:11+00:00

We have the "how", just not the "why".

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2019-11-16T17:54:44+00:00

Do not.

softbeats · 2019-11-15T20:02:52+00:00

Touch fluffy tails, not FUPAs!

Title	Touch the FUPA
Author	Migjina
Upvotes	23
Comments	36
Date	November 15, 2019 7:34 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/dwvooj/touch_the_fupa/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/touch-the-fupa.388397 https://theredarchive.com/post/388397

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