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[–]XavierMalory217 points218 points219 points 5 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Just remember ladies, "Jesus loves you."
But... platonically, y'know? Not romantically. Sorry. Just friends honey. Just friends.
[–]MikeRocksBoat46 points47 points48 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Then again there was that one time and that one prostitute...
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[–]IRlyShouldntBeHere2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She STOOD behind Him at his feet. Jesus must've been tall as FUCK.
[–]wisdom_of_Solomon0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
preach it sir
[–]Dudeyoudidnt0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you.
[–]XavierMalory35 points36 points37 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a religious leader once said, "I like meeting prostitutes. I enjoy turning them around." ;-)
[–]f-u-c-c-boi0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That was a man.
/S
[+]ogrelin-11 points-10 points-9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The male whore Jesus (as in “Hezeus”) does love us all. He can go both ways.
[–]NoThirst4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
........"...yes but...is he rich?"
[–]davisyoung2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Friendzoned by Jesus.
[–]xerotolerance8790 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
r/friendzonedbyjesus
[–]Careful_Description0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I imagine this sub would be filled with posts of women who are now settling down for a provider finding themselves to be religious... With a hint of pussypass/denied and WAATGM.
[–]TheGreatEvil177 points178 points179 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Savage
[–]User-31f64a4e56 points57 points58 points 5 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Very clever!
But, actually, no. Saint Peter will be turning cock-carousel riders away, heading them some place much warmer.
Heaven will mostly be a sausage fest for a while.
[–]Scipio_Amer1canus30 points31 points32 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The 144,000 from Revelation are all men for a reason.
[–]User-31f64a4e0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Obviously then, there must be sex dolls (or porn) in heaven. (Or 144000 x 72 women, but I highly doubt that.)
[–]stoicbotanist0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm beginning to think the Puritans weren't so wrong
[–]silmaril122 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I've always wondered. How do we know hell wouldn't just be one hell of a rager, I mean we got all the drug dealers, pimps, hoes, and probably rappers chilling down there.
[–]stankovic323 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Because God says there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth
[–]silmaril120 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wailing - hoes moaning cuz they catching this demon dicking Gnashing of Teeth - man that's just lock jaw from Molly or acid
[–]stankovic320 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude that was pretty clever honestly lol
[–]riderin10 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And majority of scientists, are there too :)
[–]silmaril120 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So they've had a ton of time to perfect any drugs available, so basically we are all getting lit with Satan
[–]jackalhead0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Were saved by grace tho. Women will be saved as long as they believe.
[–]Auxfite60 points61 points62 points 5 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
18-40 couldn’t find a man to commit.. I don’t even feel bad for these hoes anymore. Red pill huge eye opener
I made a video about my red pill awakening https://youtu.be/_gqzNLV2e74
[–]Sir_manalot17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They did, but it is impossible for a man to commit to her. Because she only wants men who will not commit to her.
[–]teslaistheshit10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Add to that even if they find one they won't stay committed if another one comes along that is deemed better. Just GYOW
[–]hrm08944 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There are plenty of good dudes that they ignore while chasing Chad. Lol they deserve ZERO sympathy.
[–]GoHurtMyFeelings1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good stuff bro.
[–]Senip6930 points31 points32 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Social media also has women who have been in relationships for 10+ years saying they’re single mothers so they can claim their victim points and look “strong and independent” even though they get everything paid for them....... yeah that turns the blue to red pretty fucking quick
[–]TheOnly1forNow11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Twitter account ... suspended. The PC police came for him.
[–]jonathino0017 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
At the age of 50 they've probably hit a second wall... One where even those dudes who are into MILF's don't want to fuck you.
[–]stonena13 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol!....fucking THOT with level 2 walls!
[–]everythingisatoms7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jesus? Nah. Time to meet Lucifer!
[–]icecruzader5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The Mexican looking for a green card?
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao
[–]TheTastelessBatman2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahaha
[–]TheLightningMachine2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like how the subscriber count is already at 89,000.
[–]BlackBoxInquiry1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahah. That's freaking awesome! love it!
[–]030620551 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Brutal hahaha
[–]Gordon-G1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes..so true brother!!
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's when they become savagely political too. Who's going to pay for their cat food if they didn't lock down and keep a dude?
[–]Darth_Toenail1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What happened, did Satan go MGTOW?
[–]MesaBoogeyMan1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
20 to 40. Remember it's just your turn. When they post wall then they are content.
[–]bdog6661 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jesus. The ultimate playa
[–]krepogregg1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
50 is old? Only if you are 30.......just wait
Yeah I'm 26 and I thinj that with my current habits in diet and exercise + genetics I'll hit close to 100. 50 ain't that old these days unless you're obese. Even then my grandfather is 87 and I dont think he worked out or watched what he ate a day in his life
lmao so true
I work a job that involves dealing with a lot of old women on a daily basis, and the things they will do for attention are cringey.
[–]TheDevilsAdvokaat1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why are they still waiting for their prince to come if they're not a princess?
Oh, that's right, it's because they think they are...
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A lot of them divorce around this age and then go after the young cawk lol.
That's hilarious.
[–]deathtocontrollers0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah, his name is the devil.
[–]dosemyspeakin0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Milf
[–]Harrybud070 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao. Mean but true.
[–]BlackWinterShinigami0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Rotflmmfao yup!!!
[–]Empire6670 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I lol'ed hard at that one, shit, HAHA.
[–]robowriter0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha not Jesus, the other one.
[–]Pruny850 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMFAO
[–]Ajazzeralone-5 points-4 points-3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How is this different than you guys again?
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