Not today.

16Gauge · 2019-01-02T08:43:53+00:00

Ultimate memes is what is propelling this idea.

verynormalsimple · 2019-01-02T11:44:22+00:00

It will be sad when Fallout memes stop being a thing due to Bethesda's utter laziness, ineptitude, disrespect and greed.

Farhandlir · 2019-01-02T15:44:33+00:00

Had this happen to me years ago from a girl I fucked a few times during my purple pill days.

Her: "Hi"

Her: "How are you?"

Her: "I'm pregnant"

Her: "You're the father"

Her: "Answer me!"

Calls me about 40 times

Me: "It can't be me."

Her: "I know it's you, call me back!"

Me: "What I mean is, I had a vasectomy long before we met, and I still have the medical record for it."

Her: "Fuck you!"

I guess she figured out I have the most money out of every guys she fucked so she decided somehow that I am the daddy. Too bad for her I decided long ago not to have any children ever, and I'm perfectly happy with it, especially after it saved me from a life of servitude to an ungrateful lying bitch.

tw1nm3t30r · 2019-01-02T09:56:41+00:00

Strength Perception Endurance Charisma Intelligence Agility Luck

It is what makes you S.P.E.C.I.A.L to deal with nuclear fallout, ghouls, super mutants and thots which plauge the wasteland.

internetedgelord · 2019-01-02T14:05:49+00:00

Not wanting to be involved in your child’s life is kind of douchey tbh

NoirBalance · 2019-01-02T14:32:52+00:00

Pull-out 76 GYOW Edition

onbakeplatinum · 2019-01-02T16:48:31+00:00

Vasectomy is less than $500 and 3 days of discomfort for a lifetime of freedom.

Eric_Cartman-_- · 2019-01-02T15:02:18+00:00

Hooboy. I wonder how many faminists and SJWs are lurking here

JoeRieper · 2019-01-02T17:01:50+00:00

You could always say that you are virgin nd she got wrong number

MarketWatcher9456 · 2019-01-02T14:33:38+00:00

Bullet dogged.

retal1ator · 2019-01-02T17:28:29+00:00

Thanks!! I needed this laugh :D

msmith125 · 2019-01-05T08:57:56+00:00

I will NEVER be able to understand how a woman can be unsure as to who got them pregnant within 4-6 WEEKS. How many dudes did you fuck in a month you disgusting tramp? If I fuck even two girls in the same month I feel bad.

BeardedRagnarr · 2019-01-02T14:25:32+00:00

Unless you're knowingly shooting blanks this meme just points to what douchebags do. Not exactly what I'd say going your own way should be seen as. You poked it, take the responsibility and be a man.

FlourishedCass · 2019-01-02T15:31:12+00:00

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Title	Not today.
Author	TheTastelessBatman
Upvotes	978
Comments	71
Date	January 2, 2019 7:42 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/abr8z9/not_today/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/not-today.432132 https://theredarchive.com/post/432132

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