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[–]richbeezy177 points178 points179 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I like it when fat chicks spend tons of money on getting their nails all done up.
Take that money and get a gym membership (and actually go).
This behavior reminds me of when I see a really old clunker car with expensive rims on it.
[–]Frosty199053 points54 points55 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You mean their SO money
[–]U-9441 points42 points43 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also fat chicks with ever changing hair color.
[–]The_Wozzy19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
like putting $2000 wheels on a $1000 car
[–]hi_im_spork 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ain’t no gym membership gonna solve anything. They need to learn to stop shoving their faces with everything they can think of.
[–]ThatGuyAga1n0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I never met anyone who unironically liked fake nails, just ugly and impractical.
[–]anicebigrodforyou176 points177 points178 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Jesus Christ what a fucking loser he must be
[–]RogueRenegade 13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Gimme air, gimme earth, gimme fire, gimme water....all four power combined....I am Majoooor Looooser! (Captain Planet)
[–]Rosiovan4442 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is fucking scary.
[–]KC_weeden0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL
[–]badaboomxx1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not only that, the issue of not letting something go.
[–]TheAdmiralYiSunShin92 points93 points94 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is Simp level 9000+ shit. Holy fuck did anyone else immediately have an averse reaction not because of the actual explanation of the situation, but at the image of how family events are going to go for him? Every fucking time the family is together a minimum of 3 other men are..... you know what I'm not going to go into this. This is just gross. Fucking simping beta cuck white knights everywhere, man.
[–]MSP_Generalist8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Family get-togethers just aren't the same without a few (dozen) Eskimo Brothers.
[–]darkmanilluminate94 points95 points96 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The vomit at the back of my throat is real
[–]house_monkey2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The vomit on my desk is real.
[–]MXRNate7750 points51 points52 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He is a 21st century simp. At least he is cool with baby daddy, for now.
[–]chris9407 36 points37 points38 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now both he and his brother are Eskimo Bros as well, haha. Plus baby by cousin in tow. Now let's take an objective look at this. IF, there hasn't been any other flings other than the aforementioned, then this guy is 4th pick minimum. He orbited her for four years by her estimation. Could be more or less.
Now can you imagine how low your self-esteem would have to be to not only willingly, but "happily" wanting to pair up with this person?
[–]anicebigrodforyou27 points28 points29 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He didn’t see something in her he just knows he’s a worthless shit who can’t do better. Poor sap. She will cheat on him 100%
[–]GeronimoKIA19119 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably with his brother and cousin!
[–]cyndonn66 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She already does. What will the simp do after he sees Reggie's baby?
[–]bama79rolltide19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This has to change. This is not how a society benefits men at all.
Either that or sex robots that will never “curve” someone like a whore.
[–]Immortalganryu20 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
nasty troll fingers.
[–]samsoldit15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Costume jewelry
[–]ForNowICanSee 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That poor dumb dude.
[–]SlayaCaleb882 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He sure has dun goofed.
[–]angrymisanthrope11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's fat
[–]underrated_kawasaki12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Simp: oh yeah she finally “came around” and realized what a “good guy” I am
Translation: She chose me as her Beta Bux suiter and now I’m gonna get cucked with a chance of some pity sex every now and then !
[–]BravePea 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
More on this:
https://netstorage-legit.akamaized.net/images/vllkyt7545oflnefr.jpg
[–]sfwaccountfw7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That dude needs to kill himself ASAP.
[–]heneedmilk8 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Dirty knuckles like an ape
[–]Stabiel6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Worst part of this the dude probably thinks he won the best thing in his life.
[–]cyndonn66 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, all 300 pounds of her (not counting the baby).
[–]JayCintheUsa4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeh, he sees something in you. His entire family
[–]GeronimoKIA19113 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This can't be real. Like it just cant.
[–]dds87[S] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Crazier shit has happen than this
[–]Magnar962 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The cuck is real, disgusting
[–]MattFoley792 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This man deserves everything coming his way.
[–]satansbarbedcock3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol. I have brothers. I couldn't imagine sticking my dick in the same chick as one of them. Fucking degenerate. Probably Mexican.
[–]Sir_Koopaman1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Could be white trash as well
[–]BludgeonVIII3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jesus. I mean, fuck. That's just...I can't...
[–]NickTesla20182 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fucking tramp
[–]realChebz2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
is that human hand?Looks like lizard claw or something.
[–]BinaryBitz101 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fake
[–]Sparky-Blackthorn2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She has “Man” hands
[–]ss3Caton792 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And you know she is gonna be having hotdog family dinners, while he is out working his ass off!
[–]FutureSquall2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How sad. Just another man who throws his worth away for ass.
[–]Robin2Fast2Furious2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No way someone is that pathetic right? Right??
[–]3amDinner2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This chick i knew a few years ago asked when i was gonna take her on a date. Lol
Now, 1 of my friends fucked her, her friend and her cousin. My other friend fucked her mom
Take you on a date? LOLLLLL
However she was good for giving me free weed (that she got from another guy though)
[–]Rubega 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah bitch he saw he saw his whole family in you
[–]OddPhilosopher12 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What does the cuck say?
[–]ThanatopsisRex2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
> He saw something in me
Yeah, a lot of somethings.
[–]isuckatChess12 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why do people always censor the name?
[–]dds87[S] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Protect identity
[–]Herban_Myth2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
S M H
This is cuckold as fuck.
[–]zordonsbigtits3 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
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[–]hapl_o1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Surely, that much quality can't be contained by a single thot?
[–]BlastedMTorr1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
God women are trash.
[–]AReallyBigNascarFan1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So pathetic
[–]jimmyjoejimbob1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's better to be the guy that's seen half the women naked at a gathering than to be the guy who has the girl who has been seen naked by half the gathering...
[–]JeanClaudeDruncker 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This stuff legit makes my stomach turn.
[–]TheSilverShade1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You mean "cuck alert". who the hell marries or even dates someone who dated and fucked a member of your family?
[–]ForgottenFart0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The cuck doesn't even know...
[–]BroJack221 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Those ashy knuckles ughhhh
[–]kayfab1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And sheee is FAT
[–]Atton_Risk1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Most men don't have any balls
"Dated" = banged
Look at those fat fingers. Poor BP simp.
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[–]dds87[S] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You're stating that humans cannot do crazy ass shit like this?
[–]TruthSeekingPerson0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's just gross. Why do men lower themselves like that?
[–]sedstar0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
my best friend? growing up we had a friend in common we fished and drank with...the common friend? his wife had a kid married to him? then divorced him for his brother and married THAT one, had 2 kids with him... it actually "lasted" all this time. bonus thot points?? she dated a third brother before marrying her first brother, and is now married to the third one. I guess she stayed with the last one cos she ran out of brothers?
[–]TheDevilsAdvokaat0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And you finally saw something in him, too....money by the look of it...
[–]Hot5oup0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This guy has a self worth in the negatives. He’s just as bad as she is
[–]SheHitMeWithaDildo0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This has to be a prank.
Noone can be that degenerate.
[–]jaycee90 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
fake stone
[–]KarosGraveyard0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jesus fucking Christ even fat Nile hippos like this have beta orbiters.
[–]Kitz-850 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Plot twist: it’s a cubic zirconia
[–]somber_smiles0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is why I feel nothing for blue pilled cucks. It doesn't matter what you tell them or what evidence you show them they will never see that she is just a thot... fuck'em.
[–]Aotp4life0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She went through the whole family and I can tell she a land whale
[–]rota9910 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That can’t be real
[–]sfactor3600 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This kind of nonsense is exactly why women are the way they are. They have absolutely no reason to change.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a sloppy thot, I rather turn gay than date women like that.
[–]Spungo1 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wonder if I can find that exact ring on Amazon. There's no way it's a diamond because that would make it worth as much as a house. It's similar to this one here for $56.
Zirconia is beautiful. Seriously, buy a $10 ring and just look at it.
uh do a dna test bud
[–]Herpnderp145 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wish this were fuckin' satire but in today's apparently satirical world, apparently not.
Worse part, she's fat to boot.
[–]easeof291170 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is it just me... Even her hand looks ugly
She’s got fat girl hands.
[–]GNOK-GNIK0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a fucking beta.
[–]SpinPlates0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can't wrap my head around men that tolerate this type of women.
[–]easternhermit0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well obviously he saw a ladder on which his friends and family often climb.
[–]Sir_Koopaman0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I feel sorry for their potential children
[–]vivab0rg0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cucks gonna cuck.
[–]Itisforsexy0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The fuck does "curving" someone mean? I don't speak thot.
[–]Staircase19780 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just barfed.
[–]Tacarmato0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the actual fuck.
[–]RocknR0IIa0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think we got the Mengina award of the year just here.
[–]e7IDestiny0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that guys is such a joke,sad
[–]GamingYourMom0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's so lucky to have her. /s
[–]ShouldersofGiants1270 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In a crazy way, I actually think shes the bigger weirdo in this sutation.
[–]chanakya0091 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
This is mind boggling
[–]chasmicvoid1 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
fucking yikes bro
[–]h4cks0ciety1 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Sweet, she added that nice ice blue heart.
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