Back in university, there was this girl who told everyone she wanted to be a sheriff, like her father. So my fraternity called her as the Sheriff. Anyway, the Sheriff earned her fame by coming to our house parties and sucking off two dudes at a time in the bathroom. Towards the end of the party when most of the other girls had left and weren't there to judge her, she would casually scan for the two hottest dudes still there. Then she would drag both into the bathroom and like an old western sheriff fire two pistols at the same time. Most dudes can't say no to that despite the risk of friendly fire.
Anyway the whole situation was fucked up because on several occasions she started crying mid blowjobs. There would be two erect dudes in the bathroom trying to calm down the Sheriff so she could finish doing her thing. They would tell her that she was beautiful and reassure her of her future. It was paternal in a fucked up sexual way which in hindsight was probably what she was looking for. For the record my fraternity was very diverse. So the Sheriff was the beneficiary of Persian, Mexican Asian and good old White American parenting.
If anyone here knows about Fraternity recruitment, they know that its primary driving force, is telling fresh out of high school rushies exaggerated stories of sexual conquest. For a summer the Sheriff was an important player in the sex life of my fraternity. Which is why the lore of the Sheriff was used extensively to facilitate fall recruitment.
The modus operandi of the Sheriff was consistent. She would find two dudes. Begin sucking them off. Cry. Get comforted by her two naked daddies. Finish sucking them off. She had a plan and she stuck with it. The Sheriff had the precision of a Swiss watch.
However, while the Sheriff was consistent my fraternity's stories weren't. One dude bragged about being in a threesome while neglecting to mention that another man namely: Hassan and his hairy Persian penis were also present in the threesome. Hassan was just happy to feed kebab to a white girl. Finally no one cared to explore the unique psychological aspect of the situation, even though a fascinating case study could be written on the topic.
And herein lies the Red Pill lesson. A lot of you are trying to emulate the life of Chad. The problem is Chad didn't tell you the full story. He didn't tell you about girls throwing up, shitting themselves on the dance floor or crying mid blowjob. Anyone who knows sluts, knows that's what sluts do. You can't party with sluts without one slut vomiting and a second dumber slut spreading the vomit everywhere with her flip flops.
Chad didn't tell you that part of the story because Chad doesn't care about the truth, he cares about telling a good story. Don't spend your life chasing someone else's fantasy. Fantasies don't exist and if you ever do have the pleasure of living Chad's fantasy you won't be truly fulfilled. Because the truth is as uncomfortable as two dicks touching in a crying girls mouth.
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most of them are dead, luckily.
There's no quicker way to swallowing the pill as a young beta than being in Greek life. The things you see Sorostitutes do will make you question your beliefs on women if you were as sheltered as I was growing up.
Amen, the Sheriff is two tiny viet girls at my frat. Wait until all the people leave and get pounded till 2:00am every Friday. Both are in prestigious business programs too. After seeing something like that how can I ever think of a girl as a princess again?
In other words they are in the business of Vietnam war reinactment. American GI in tight Vietnamese tunnel.
I still need to see something like this just so I can let go once and for all.
It happens often just have to look in the right place. The last stall in the club at 1:00am, the frat room with all the lights on way past the party, female only night clubs (with male stripper fun), house parties where a few girls with chads go upstairs into a room and lock it for several hours. I mean you probably know but disregard it. It's very hard to reverse that conditioning of "all girls are Disney princesses". But once you do it becomes much easier to disregard these hoes.
I just don't run in the circles where women are open/engage openly in this shit. Took a oneitis to briefly consider me Chad to open my eyes.
Seeing a barracks ho "work" her way through the floors in the military is fairly eye opening as well. That, or having to clean a female latrine. That will ruin the princess illusion with a fucking quickness.
Cleaning a female latrine seems to do it. I'm not keen on saying I'd want it though
Moves faster than an STD through the barracks was always my personal favorite.
Nothing like some war stories about some drunk white bitches to get the weekend started, eh?
As a former president of a fraternity at a major state university I can attest... There's always a Sheriff. It's kind of like a house pet...
Guys.... If you learn anything here it's to make sure that no matter what happens in life, you never marry the sheriff.
I'd also argue you never ever let your daughter become an "officer" of cock.
You'll never know who she was is the takeaway.
Pretty much yes, don't get married.
We referred to them as frat potatoes. This post reminds me of the story of cum shot Kia. She's married now lmao.
There was at least one girl who visited my frat who became a "brotherhood event" meaning 10+ of the brothers got with her, that we know of
We had a chick in Korea who fucked 40 guys in our unit alone. Her friend tried, but was a bit too fat to pull it off, yet still got a bunch of desperate horny fucks. Three ways, orgies, and a video she made in her wedding dress with a guy, then she went back to Texas and married her beta who was waiting patiently for her to return.
Don't slut shame, she sounds empowered.....
Except her name won't be "The Sheriff", it most likely will be "I refound my faith" or "I've matured and know what I want and am worth."
Well then one can never know, so one will never marry, right?
Personally, just examining all the laws behind marriage, it really would never ever make sense for me personally to marry.
Just examining it completely logically, I wouldn't do it. I'm open to that possibility that a guy and girl could do that if a lot of expectations were assuaged by both the guy and girl, and then maybe it could be a possibility.
But honestly, we as a society worship marriages pretty irrationally. I mean, who doesn't want a giant party where you're the focus and get all these gifts? That's great, but beyond that, what are the benefits? Do marriages actually help partners stay together, or are there other factors that lead to two people staying together their whole life that are more important that should be the focus. Instead of asking "will you marry me", maybe a more important question is "will you be with me today even if we face hardship". I'm not a marriage expert by any means, but if I ever considered it I would definitely seek out people who enjoyed it and had a significant amount of challenges and time under their belt before I ever even thought about it.
It's more about satisfying the woman's desires for consumerism than anything else. The industry knows this and preys on women through advertising and other means to covertly compete with each other by using their husbands / weddings/ marriages to keep score.
You're right about not marrying. No reason to. Even if you want a family with one particular person, still no reason to get married. You can do everything a married couple does in life without the government or law getting involved.
Learning to accept the filthy, undignified aspects of sex is an essential first step in achieving success in other areas of life.
A successful animal must first acknowledge that it is an animal.
What amazes me is how controversial this is. Unless you have a theological argument to explain we are something more, we are just meat robots. People confuse complexity for uniqueness. We are very complex creatures. We are still just DNA programs.
You might not give a damn, but something in the wording of that comment made me want to recommend Richard Dawkins' "The Magic of Reality" to you.
That's his least interesting book. Read Unweaving the Rainbow for basically the same message but written for adults.
I don't recommend books I haven't read, and I've only read that and the God Delusion, of his.
MOR mightn't be his best work, but it's descriptive of how Dawkin's feels about the universe.
Dawkins is a preening, neck bearded basement dweller. And God exists.
We're also free agents. We're not just meat robots, we have a will of our own. We're still constrained by our biology, but we're at least able to observe and improve our behavior.
Chris D'Elia touched on this in his Man On Fire stand up routine. I caught it on Netflix.
People always seem to forget that. At the end of it all, if you deconstruct societal programing all you're left with are your animal instincts.
We're animals. This is specifically why lifting is better than investing in a woman.
Get her body to be attracted to you and her mind will rationalize the rest.
Just as you said, understanding your own core biological drive will help you better conquer yourself and understand people.
Great quote! Recently it was confirmed again for me IRL. A woman mentioned a one night stand... her friends were all you go girl because he is in great shape. Their reaction means he could fuck most of her friends too no strings attached. Keep lifting.
That is exactly what that means. Lift heavier.
:O How dare you!!!
I am a special creature, placed on this planet by the 1 true God who made me in his image and fuck what science says or the visible similarities between me and other apes in almost every way
Meh, religion is useful. It kept women monogamous for millennia.
It kept humanity ignorant and servile for centuries. You can keep girls submissive easier without the bullshit
That's a big oversimplification man. I'm not a westboro baptist kind of guy, but discarding the role of religion as mere distraction isn't bright at all. For starters, if it weren't the Church scribes, classical culture would be mostly lost. Of course that's the tip of the iceberg. Believe in God or not, tossing aside the role of religion is stupid, even though they weren't a oh so perfect institution.
I would have cried too if I had to share an orifice with Hassan.
Actually the full story was even more fucked up because my roommate had sex with Hassan's sister. He was trying to hide it from Hassan because Persians have this whole don't have sex with my sister thing going on. Then the Sheriff thing happened. We kept joking that Hassan was going to detonate himself if he found out.
I might or might not have known Hassan's cousin Hussein. Cute sister. Good opsec
Damn dude Hussein is a male name.
I didn't hear anything on the news, so the c4 vest is probably still in his closet. Besides, better to have someone you know plow Persian lands, than this new breed of alpha I've seen described here lately that smokes 2 hectares of weed a day, is drunk all the time, but of course has a IDGAF mentality so he gets all the V because he is an alpha.
On a tangential note apart from this story's lesson. Sheriff is not exactly a whole in my books. You can whore your pussy, but you can only be a slut with your soul. At least she was honest. Not to mention a good recruiter for your fraternity, and an initiator of young men to the SMP.
But if I found out a chick did this sort of shit in college she'd be nothing more than a Hole to me.
Sure bro, but what I am getting at is that it's usually not the type of woman that's gonna fuck you over.
There are many field reports about loving women with hidden lives and so on. But if there is nothing to hide and you just suck whatever phallic object you find in your path, and you are honest about it, that's cool with me. They would be a hole to me as well, but it's a hole that's gonna suck my dick not my soul.
A hole I wouldn't touch with a 10 ft pole...
No, you got it wrong Persians always get someone else to wear the C4 and detonate it. Historically poorer countries from that side of the globe, Iran, Iraq, Syria etc...
Aight man I'm sorry - I am not well versed in the suicide bomber business.
Persia=Iran, and even though they are on bad terms with the US, they are relatively safe and modern country. Their government heavily regulates public life however.
But yes, they tend to fund poor people to do that kind of dirty work.
I'm fucking dying laughing cuz I dated a Persian and her brother apparently hated me. Lmfao
Persian girls have sex outside marriage??? I thought they were prudes, coming from an Islamic country.
If an Arab or Persian girl likes you, she'll suck your cock like is never been sucked before. She might even offer her asshole for your pleasure when she wants to marry you then leave her country on your arm. The one i nearly married back in 91 still looks good at 54 after two kids.
If you can get one, they're fun.
They look like it too.
From what you say, I imagine they are hard to get? Any tips? There are many where I live.
From an Islamic country used to mean from a desert religion. From indicating used to. As in not any more.
Maybe this has changed. But Persians that fled Persia used to mostly be atheists.
What!? I fucking love Persian girls, they are beautiful. How do I get me some of that persian pussy?
I'v read this story before. Same thing with BDSM girls. Some guys use tears as lube though, so you know, what ever.
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story
Very good post. Really helpful. It changed my life. This post helped me cure cancer, solve world hunger, and stop all wars.
Go set ur nutz on fire you preening douche
To add... it's not even the stories 'the Chad' tells but many other things.
I'm in early 30's, short skinny fat been very purple pilled my whole life, dabbled in pua a bit. My brother is early 20's over 6foot shredded athletic archetype Chad.
In his teens he was a social retard and always came to me for advice.
Even now that he's probably smashed twice as many ladies as me he still goes full retard every once in a while and comes desperate for wisdom on stupid shit.
Chad's still go full retard beta bitch mental retard when it comes to girls also.
Never was in a frat, but grew up in the city and trust me. This shit happens before they even get to college. Lost my virginity at a young age running a train on a cute as shit girl. You’d seen this girl you’d never even dream of her doing that. Not proud of it, but it is what it is. She did all this while the guy that tried to girlfriend her was downstairs trying to sleep to the sound of her moaning. She loved every second of it. Also when you’re 15 and some of your classmates are getting turnt out by 20+ year old black guys, and half of them end up pregnant and “from the hood” all of a sudden. All single moms now of course, or with another guy. From some of the cutest girls to the grimiest most disgusting things ever. Not trying to be funny. It’s the dead truth. Yea, reality can hit hard and vicious. Just try to have fun, stay out of trouble and learn from it.
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Damn, 15 year olds doing that? Blue me thought the hoe took a bit longer to get out. That's sad man
What?!? You mean the male ego and its desire to be seen as the top dog will mean that they lie for rep points?
What new shit is this :L
Alphas lie. Betas fuck up their lives trying to live another man's lie.
Or worse, write posts asking of which Hollywood character's they should emulate...
Hey guys which movies should I watch to become more Alpha? Batman sits in a dark cave masterbating in a rubber suit, refusing to talk to anyone and I can really identify with that. I want to be Alpha like Batman!
Or go the MGTOW route and proclaim how they plan to be the new Tyler Durden and get to fuck skinny, nasty skanks like Marla because nihilism is cool...apparently
Arguably, they take Nietzsche further than nihilists. They actually took his advice, and built themselves a new god from the ashes of the old one.
the odd part? (Movie version) it was ironically another woman that they needed to get there.
The only woman MGTOWs are fucking is Pamela Handerson.
I'm afraid of relationships and women and clubs, i'd rather go into my room lock the door and hide under my blankets while reading TRP on my phone. So I can tell everyone i'm MGTOW right?
I would also add that betas fuck up their lives trying to live out the shit they see on porn, mistaking it for reality.
It's very interesting how those guys that are in the bottom of the dominance hierarchy are the ones who are so attracted into cuckoldry and domination porn
TL;DR there are physical queefs but what they didn't tell you in grade school is there are mental and emotional queefs too.
I would not have been able to resist playing Lil Wayne's "Mrs. Officer" while receiving my sad blowjob.
did hasan tell you this ? Or was it you
As a dude whose had more chicks than you can count on one hand falsely advertise not having a gag reflex only to soak me in vomit I commend you on this write up.
Preach daddy.
Shall I interpret this as a humblebrag because you're getting nonstop blowjobs, or a humblebrag because of your giant cock, able to choke even the most experienced girl?
More like chicks can't suck dick and do it on a full stomach and I pay the price. Comic relief. I'm a modest.
Either I predicted you'd write this post one day GLO or it's a re-submission from before???
I wrote about this in a comment
Lost my shit here, laughing like a maniac.
And some poor bastard will marry and provide for her. Lol.
Our house had the legend of Alphie. Alphie was, as legend had it, one of our alumni's black lab's. Dude was looking for a way out of his LTR w his annoying high school sweetheart so he set her up and told her he wanted to see her "entertain" Alphie or she was going to get thrown to the curb for failing to satisfy him and he would tell everyone she did it just the same. So as rumor has it in a desperate bid to keep her alpha... drunk off her skank ass and sobbing to the point of choking on her own snot and begging not to have to do it... bitch bent over and took it through her wails of sorrow (or pleasure depending who you ask). Upon completion her boyfriend summarily dumped her for being the most disgusting creature to ever live and howled at her through the window during her entire walk of shame home. Who knows if this is just sordid legend or reality but it's been used to bait pledges for going on two decades and it confirms one TRP truth we all know and love: bitches will do anything to land their Chad. And the vast immorality of female coeds may just merit their not being granted entrance to higher education in the first place. Cause they sure as fuck aren't there for the academics.
And Alphie got his first taste of skank that day, and nothing else ever satisfied him.
"This isn't working out anymore. I am breaking up with you" would be a mans way to do it.
It is really sad that she did it and even more sad that this dude came up with it. This is probably just an urban legend though.
Uhhhh... given the amount of dog cock dildos on the internet, and well, this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62Ws9qrI_Mk
So ya. meh. Women.
I spent a couple of years making music videos for rappers. A few times I even pulled through just to kick it with them to "talk about some ideas" (we ended up just smoking a blunt and eating takeout.) The truth is about these rappers is yeah they might get more pussy than you, but the second you but how do you feel about getting pussy? Do you give that much of a fuck? And yeah they might go to these "crazy" parties, but maybe that's just me but I never actually enjoyed being in a crowd of people screaming loud enough to damage my ears. Going to a beach and working out on the rings is much more enjoyable, in my opinion.
As long as you have a reasonably high SMV (dentists make more than chief keef), don't think for a second that those videos you see on instagram of X mumbling while smoking a blunt with his shirt off is really that much better than your life, comparatively. The biggest takeaway is that the careers of rappers and just people in the music industry in general revolves around giving the impression that they're a lot cooler than they are, but don't buy into this shit - meet some of these guys some day and see that it's not all that it's made out to be.
Mind making a post about this?
This is essentially advertising in a post. The only problem is you can't convince people this, they have to finally get it and feel empty to realize it.
There's a saying that the key to problems in America is that everybody identifies as being rich...someday.
I actually stopped making rap videos and switched over to indie bands a while ago cause rappers are almost always shit to work with. Nobody knows where I live and film work is fairly niche so unless they live in my city it's not like they'd fly over to work with me.
Fill out that niche wherever it exists!
There's a definition of entrepreneur that I really like that says it is someone that takes goods from one area, and sells them to another. That's it. So, just take those video skills available in one area, and offer them to another.
I'm not surprised they're shit to work with. The same can be said with a lot of athletes I've known. They're incredibly talented in short bursts, but largely don't worry about details a lot of the time and have a history of people waiting on them already. Hard habit to break.
I predict a new line from the GayLubeOil brand: Mugs and cups emblazoned with, "Slut tears." :_O=
I think this is your best post yet. It almost made me think being a Chad wouldn't be worth it. Almost.
Only just got around to reading this so you are the only person who will see this comment. I am not Chad but I have had plenty of stories I have told but omitted the gory details. Like the times I had threesomes with these two french bisexual girlfriends. I have told people abput my menage a trois, but not about the time Claudette was on her periods and basically painted the hotel bedsheets and me. Or how they were total fucking slobs and used to ash their skinny cigarettes all over the floor.
What in the fuck kind of post is this?
It's philosophy at its finest.
Jesus dude, what you and your fraternity did to that woman is absolutely messed up. You took advantage of her, manipulated her, and abused her like a piece of meat. This post is not just shameful for TRP, it's flat-out embarrassing. Something is clearly wrong with you, for you seem to show no signs of morality, humanity, and basic decency. And this is coming from me, a former client of yours.
I talk to each of my clients for an hour every week. I dont remember anyone with your beliefs or moral sense. In fact if you were one of my clients we would have had a very big philosophical argument at some point.
Want me to screenshot the Venmo receipt?
this story is fucked up but yh the lesson is never trust anyone i guess
What a shitty post. Stick to personal training.
Hahaha look at your post history you are a basic bitch Normie. Tattoos Male Fashion Advice and shitty bodybuilding routines.
Checking my post history, responding within 15 minutes, spending all your time on theredpill... Sounds like you're really out there crushing it
gets bulk online clients through TRP/helps out the Lost Boys™
cries when internetguy123 calls him out for being on TRP a bunch
That equates to a "cry" for you?
You are one very sensitive boy.
I like the story but I've seen much more wild things happen like 3 ways in bathrooms with girls way out of his league.... Lying about what you did doesn't make you cooler.
Absolute retard. I have to deal with people this fucking stupid every day.
This post isn't about women. It's about the discrepancy between fantasy and reality and uses women to illustrate that point. If you can't figure out the thesis of a simple story, this community is intellectualy too complex for you.
Then again lace up shoes are probably too complex for you which is why you probably wear velcro ones.
If you're too dense to get the message, you're out
If you purposefully spread MGTOW to a sexual strategy sub, you're out.
Rule 0.