Strip clubs are simp clubs. Change my mind.

CiceroVoltaire · 2019-04-28T01:30:34+00:00

absolutely.

back in the day, I worked with female strippers. I played in bands, and got into the stripper social world, eventually ended up in side jobs with strippers, mostly as a driver / body guard. Most were fucked up and emotional basket cases but damn it was fun! The parties were amazing. They'd come to our shows, I'd go to theirs for work and socializing, getting more work with strippers. Once you know a few, they tell others, etc., I'd hang with them for fun and profit, knowing a stripper I'd meet others, and they'd hire me to drive / bodyguard for them, and we became close friends. After the clubs closed, we'd lock the doors and party there, go to an after hours place or someone's house, some parties lasted days. When I went out, I'd meet them, I usually had a few or more with me when I was out and about, hot and dressed to kill. We'd go to bars, restaurants, malls, and just have a great time.

Now as far as their customers in the clubs, they were marks. How much could the girl strip from the mark? That was the question. Very few put out with their marks, we (me, bartenders, security, owners, managers, etc.) were fucking them. The girls would make serious bank from these customers. If you go to a strip club, you're only as valuable as your wallet though if you want to really spoil a girl you may get your dick wet, but you'll pay dearly before you even get there. I know, they'd laugh about you, and tell us all stories about how pathetic and desperate you are, that's why they needed drivers/bodyguards like me. ;)

The_Stumper · 2019-04-28T01:36:57+00:00

Strip clubs are the pre-internet version of cam whores.

Throwaway_5252 · 2019-04-28T01:53:57+00:00

Nah I'm a big strip club guy. I've met a few outside the club for sex (Free-Triddy) and I go there after I see escorts sometimes to get a shoulder massage, have a beer, and gawk at some T&A without being labeled a "creep." Also, some of the girls there I am good friends with and enjoy conversing with, be it about movies, or politics, or current events. Yeah there's some meek nerds there and I feel bad for those dudes, but there's plenty of Lone alphas, sigmas and your occasional frat boys (don't like that bunch) as well.

Strip clubs are fun. I like the neon lights. I like the mood. I like the loud rock music. I hardly ever pay for a dance. Just the massage.

TLDR; Some of the guys there are walking ATMS. Others, like myself arn't. All the girls there know I pay for pussy and tell me all the time I'm way too young and handome to me paying for it. But I don't care. I can't bother with flakiness, ghosting and dates when I work 50+ hours a week. I want sex when I want it. And when I go to the strip club, I don't care what anyone thinks. I got there to have a beer and relax and grope some ass with a little chickie on my side.

Iqbal40862715 · 2019-04-28T01:29:43+00:00

Admiring the female form you want to fuck her but your behavior dries up her snatch

Good logical premise

The50Gunner · 2019-04-28T01:52:11+00:00

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White_Mlungu_Capital · 2019-04-28T03:28:35+00:00

On the yes side, you are paying a girl to rub her whored out body against you.

On the other side, you get female attention without having to do much of the other work involved and save time. Given that wealthy, high status males like sport superstars routinely go to strip clubs, I'd lean towards it is not a "simp club". That being said, if you are using it as a crutch, it can be a simpclub.

zadanarts · 2019-04-28T03:59:32+00:00

The whole world is a simp club.

myshityourpants · 2019-04-28T01:28:40+00:00

Hey those are strong independent women buddy.

Cuck-WTF · 2019-04-28T03:26:30+00:00

It is what the customer wants it to be, or the customer should go elsewhere.

When a customer goes to a strip club, empties their wallet, and hasn't enjoyed themselves, they're a simp if they continue the process.

Imagine a public setting where the women have to behave properly towards you or they don't get paid.

These clubs police their workers too, particularly if they aren't flourishing.

Get a club that's not rolling in wealth because they're in a college town and you'll be able to see the workers face consequences for shitty behavior.

2019-04-28T05:24:16+00:00

I've gone to a strip club once in my life. I spent about 160 or so and afterwards felt like a complete tool.

I didn't even get to nut.

Never again.

SavageAF420blazeit · 2019-04-28T06:37:07+00:00

Honestly, I've only gone to use free passes, plus it's the only place I know near where I live that I can smoke a cigar inside after 9.

justiceavenger2 · 2019-04-28T18:41:23+00:00

Paying for an escort is a much better deal. You actually get to have sex.

Batman_MGTOW · 2019-04-28T04:22:44+00:00

Chads dont pay for sex, they get it delivered to their door for free, that is the truth. Pumping and dumping is the way to go as long as it doesnt make you spend too much money. Strip Clubs are just Thirst Clubs made for loser simps who cant get laid to feel like they are hot shit, they exchange money for female attention, these women dont even desire these men nor would they ever fuck them because they give their money too easily, because they are simps. You can get laid with either looks, money or status as long as your personality is that of a MGTOW and not a simp. In other words, even ugly guys can get laid without spending toomuch money, they just need to improve their income by either going in the trades as an electrician or by going to university to become an electrical, mechanical or software engineer. The only true incels in the end are guys who have below average looks, and below average IQ but people like that would still make terrible decisions even if they had access to easy sex and in the end they would get screwed. To be a free thinker you need an above average IQ, this is why most people are sheep and they are following the herd, the rat race trying to be like everyone else instead of becoming special and different than everyone else like us MGTOW.

sacandbaby · 2019-04-28T08:44:38+00:00

Strippers can be gotten.....for a price. Done it myself and had friends do them. You'll want to go to the lower strip clubs. Not high end. Never seen it done at high ends but I have heard stories. It can be done there too. Just out of my price range at the time. That was years ago Lots of fun though. Most just look and don't touch. I was fine with that.

2019-04-28T11:28:44+00:00

Strip clubs are sausage fests.

MiddleAgedMGTOW · 2019-04-28T02:25:21+00:00

I wouldn’t want to

Binary_Forex · 2019-04-28T03:52:10+00:00

Depends how good and how cheap the steak dinner is.

captainsaveahoe69 · 2019-04-28T05:33:39+00:00

Agree with you

CIAC50 · 2019-04-28T09:38:59+00:00

I used to go with work colleagues if it was a leaving, stag or promotion celebration. I don't drink so after about half hour it all became tedious whereas the drinkers were getting excited and throwing their money around like school kids. Watching their antics was embarrassing because getting drunk alleviates the sense of failure to score with anyone and go back home to an argument.

IT_Freely · 2019-04-28T15:21:31+00:00

Not here to change minds but I have some things to add. In my state we have 2 strip clubs that offer $5 dances. I'm pretty sure they offer more if asked but that was never my thing.

So for under $50 I could get in($5) , buy some drinks($10) enjoy the atmosphere and get contact lap dances(5 per) for full songs. None of that air dance crap without touching. As long as you like pre dom blk clubs(and subsequent "music") all are welcome cause in this economy the only important color is green.

And if you want to feel like a baller bring $100....ha

Title	Strip clubs are simp clubs. Change my mind.
Author	Whirrlz
Upvotes	127
Comments	41
Date	April 28, 2019 1:16 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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