Same ol' story. I invite a girl over to my place 'to show me what she can do with her mouth' after I'm done at the gym. She knocks. I say 'come in' she basically pushes me on my bed and takes off her sundress, revealing lingerie underneath. She blows me (7/10, not bad, makes eye contact at climax). I say that was great. I chill with her for 10 - 15 minutes and say something like 'well, I really gotta do my laundry..." and I walk toward the door. She knows this means 'get out'. She leaves and texts me naked pics. I ask her if she sends these to her boyfriend too or just me.

She lets it all out:

-Just you. He doesn't appreciate me like you do. (hilarious. I can't even contain my laughter)

-He thinks I'm fat (meaning she thinks he thinks she's fat, guy has never said it) - reality check, this girl could use like 200 less calories in her diet per day. Nothing drastic, she's still attractive, but a little diet would do her a lot of good.

-I don't turn him on (he has self control ... isn't governed by his hormones)

-He criticizes me sometimes!! (He tries to help her with constructive criticism and not kissing her ass)

This is typical woman behaviour. And most of you probably still think woman deserve to vote. They shouldn't.

And this is enough for her to walk for half an hour to my place, blow me, and then walk back home shortly thereafter.

I remember feeling like the red pill was the hardest pill to swallow. Once you know how the hamster works though, you can really use it to your advantage. The pro side of hooking up with a taken chick is that you basically get the dirty sex she doesn't give to her provider and there is literally NO chance of having to commit. Free lunch.

Also, having this chick in the rotation is great because she requires the least amount of time, and produces the greatest output. In terms of efficiency, other peoples girlfriends are the best plates.

I've prepared my ban hammer in the event that I get a whiteknight onslaught, so keep that in mind, trolls.