Study says: Netflix is killing couples’ sex lives. Everyone and everything is to blame, what normal man would have sex with a consenting woman that can decide next year that she didn't consent?

richardhead6666 · 2018-05-07T12:38:55+00:00

They don’t care about falling sex rates or falling marriage rates — they care about where the next generation of net tax payers and care home workers are coming from.

DangZagnut · 2018-05-07T14:23:10+00:00

Maybe sex is just not worth it that much. You know, like it never was.

Sex is vastly overrated. Makes me feel bad for the incels who eventually stick it into a hole, you find it was NOT worth the time and energy.

Hell even a sex doll sounds like a lot of work, because then you have to clean the damn thing, pick it up, put it on the bed, do whatever for 5 minutes, move it out of the way, clean it out, put it somewhere.

Screw that. I'm binge watching something instead. I can rub one out in 30 seconds, why go to all the trouble of having to "negotiate" with a taco who pissed me off earlier?

Phantom_Spark · 2018-05-07T13:26:36+00:00

They already know where they’re coming from.

People on welfare
Immigrant

I think there’s a strong negative correlation between education/economics and having a lot of children.

ApoAlaia · 2018-05-07T15:24:39+00:00

It could be a contributing factor but I would think that going to bed with a tablet/smartphone is pretty much a declaration of intent:

'Whatever you propose must be equally or more interesting than what this screen provides.'

Considering that the screen provides a window to a whole world of validation, adulation and other stimuli eventually even Rocco Sigfredi would have to have to wank it off.

If anything Netflix seems less insidious than the alternatives.

2018-05-07T16:01:45+00:00

Men being less willing to put up with women’s crap has more to do with it than Netflix.

RK21001 · 2018-05-07T15:41:02+00:00

"couples get into bed and watch shows on their iPads instead of getting romantic."

OK this is what I don't get, people watching TV on ipads or even phones. Shit man, a 40" TV costs $300 these days.

askmrcia · 2018-05-07T17:12:15+00:00

Netflix's library sucks and I often regret getting a subscription after 2 weeks signing up. The only thing I ended up watching was Star Trek and wish that Battlestar Galactica would move from Hulu to Netflix. Netflix must only be popular for brain dead women who are rewatching the same episode of some Feminist crap like 10 times.

mgtowthrowww · 2018-05-07T19:31:35+00:00

Dude, I honestly blame Netflix more than any other non-human entity for killing my decade-long relationship. She became addicted to that shit.

"Rather than fuck or pay attention to each other in any meaningful way, I was thinking of putting on two more episodes of this show I've already watched until I pass out". FUCK!

I'm sure many of you have issues with marriage therapists, but they generally have a pretty steadfast rule to NEVER EVER put a TV in the bedroom. Ever. Under any circumstance. I remember her throwing a fit against that until she realized she could just watch Netflix on her laptop in bed.

Christ, now I'm annoyed. She used to get so sad and upset with me, "Why don't you want to watch TV with me?" Seriously? SERIOUSLY! TV is a non-activity. It's not a thing couples should do together. What are we gonna do? Talk about the complexities of that episode of Arrow? This shit is vapid and terrible for the most part.

I'll watch a couple of shows, but most of this shit is brain-ruining and vapid. Fuck it all.

SpinPlates · 2018-05-07T20:34:59+00:00

It's not Netflix fault. It's the slow decline of testosterone levels of men over the last 50 years. Shitty food and lack of exercise has killed most mens libido

2018-05-07T20:46:59+00:00

Mainstream media once again confusing the symptoms for the causes.

It's like saying coffee and cigarettes cause unemployment.

ManGoingtoTOWn · 2018-05-07T13:37:04+00:00

I've never used Netflix.

hermopietrobon · 2018-05-07T15:52:54+00:00

What normal national leader would deny more males in the prison to work for free?

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